Character has to make a phone call

>Character has to make a phone call
>Doesn't pace around the house for 20 minutes first

generally speaking adults just call and say what they need to say. r u a child?

>used to be completely incapable on the phone
>forced into a job where I have to call people and take calls all the time
>easy as anything now
>when I speak to someone who clearly isn't good on the phone I treat them like shit, offer them no assistance even when they're clearly struggling and act like they're wasting my time which they are
Circle of life

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Same desu. Feels good to be a phone Chad, probably the best achievement of my current job. It also helped my general social anxiety realizing that so many people can't even hold it together or take 5 mins of preparation to get either their demeanor or information collected for a call, much less both.

only mentally

>call a business yourself in your own time where you're going to need to pay for something over the phone with credit card details
>I'm going to need some card details from you if that's OK sir
>oh right... can I call you back?

Napoleon Dynamite is the only movie that mirrored how I use the phone


I HATE being in the same room as someone else when on the phone

>Characters have sex
>Nobody cries

fuck you DELET