/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Hahahaha L E A K E D edition

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First for Judy. Say something nice about her.

Can you not please? What would Lynch say to you if he were here, huh? Its like a fine wine...don't fucking ruin it you fuck!

fuck these fucking assholes.

just post the fucking episode instead of posting plot spoilers you fucking CUNTS you guys are the fucking worst FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

like what the fuck? FUCK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm going to marry her!

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death to all British people.

Death Grips have been confirmed to play in final instead of Eddie Vedder, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", it confirms that Cooper never wakes up, pic related is Mr Death Grip

friendly reminder that this screenshot is a proven fake

The fact that Agent Mulder and Laura Palmer may have definitely fucked IRL irks me to no end.

now tv has the episode apparently

Kino

UPDATED OOPS

Speaking of a final performance, /tpg/ is this /our song/?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCKING UPLOAD IT

UGH

i want to grab sheryl lee and pin her down in a loving bear hug and there's nothing she can do to stop me!

>richard is dead
DAVID NO

killing myself at midnight if there isn't an upload by then

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I'm out.

>twenty one pilots
Nope.

Nigger you can't upload it, it's a stream. Unless people were to screen record somehow but even then the player blocks printscreen even

FUCKING UPLOAD IT

Then how the fuck people do Netflix rips? There's definitely a way.

PISS POOR EXCUSE

NOOO JERRRRYYYYY NOOOO

I don't have the episode dumb frogposter

this is so retarded, the russian leaks were like teasers.

this is full blown spoilers, cant believe I read this.

fucking hell. bye senpaitachi.

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>that Richard scene
Wtf senpai

>Cooper is double retarded now
NOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOO

how do these leaks keep happening?

>no one is posting caps, clips or is even making an effort to upload the episode
Fuck this fanbase. GOT fans would've had it delivered by now.

this. instead they post fucking plot spoilers everywhere. fucking cunts.

THREE FUCKING TIMES NOW. THREE FUCKING TIMES AND NO FUCKING EPISODE.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


t. autistic rage

richard getting killed by his father sounds like pure kino

You better keep the mystery alive
or I'll cut you

Fuck off! Damn! You all are some impatient fucks that can't appreciate David Lynch and his work of art! The episode is not ready to be shown until tomorrow at 8pm in the US and Canada.... any sooner and you're only ruining the true experience that Lynch gave us! Shame on you! Have you not a heart and soul for Daddy Lynch??!!!

THEN STOP POSTING PLOT SPOILERS HUH? FUCKING CUNTS!

Im so confused how does this tie into linda then?

Was it really leaked? Well, goodbye fags.

maybe the giant didn't know coop was going to go dougie mode?

idunno, weird.

that makes no sense at all. Is david lunch a hack?

Lol

>david lunch
haha great

;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;
LOVE
DON'T GO AWAY
COME BACK THIS WAY
COME BACK AND STAY
FOREVER AND EVER
;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

STOP LEAKING*

*whether or not the leaks are real

>Cooper confirmed for being as based and nice a guy as he was 25 years ago
DOUGIE FANS CANNOT COMPARE

Friendly reminder that each CUTEpost is one less post for a plot leaker to use

>US gets shafted again
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, GIVE US A BREAK

I want to believe this shit is fake but in my heart I know this shit is real

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They're pre-planned to generate hype

Based cuteposter

B Y R E Q U E S T

>that based Polish accountant
Pure kino

that mitchum stuff sounds pretty fake. why would he need them to come with??? i hope its true though, more mitchums sounds based,.

You fucking britbongs are literally incapable of ripping something aren't you

why would all three of the girls come? This sounds like pure bullshit.

Yeah, but the sandwich stuff would be such an odd thing to make up. Im inclined to think these are real.

tfw posters incapable of not posting leading spoiler remarks outside of tags ('why would he need them to come with him??') instead of just CRYPTIC EPISODE IMAGES ITS NOT THAT FUCKIN DIFFICULT LADS

This actually makes me more disappointed in Lynch bringing back Laura desu. I was hoping it wouldn't be a last minute thing just in the finale if he was gonna do it at all. Oh well

for some reason no one in this shitty fanbase knows how to upload an episode

such bullshit

>100%

>when the Twin Peaks theme starts playing as Dougie leaves for Twin Peaks

how the fuck does diane die if shes in episode 18 per the russian leaks?

>Laura is going to come back in the last five minutes of the finale purely as a "lol look at that wacky twist" ending

It's easier to talk about seeing it so you can attention whore while putting on a show about how moral you are for not pirating. It's what reddit's been doing for this whole fucking season.

OH ANGELO, THIS EPISODE IS PURE KINO

two dianes apparently?

Diane doesn't die it's just her tulpa. We haven't been seeing the real Diane the whole time.

The real one is probably dead, this one's a Lodge spirit.

it's so hypocritical

like if instead they just watched the episode and didn't post anything fine but the fact that they always post plot spoilers is lame. it's happened like three episodes now. this fanbase sucks sometimes lads, literally whenever an episode leaks of another show its online in a few hours.

>Leak GOT
>DON'T leak Twin Peaks but troll everyone by posting screenshots.

Am I in the middle of a bad fucking joke right now? Is there some reason why Game of Thrones got leaked and why no one will leak episode 16? Or why the fucking Croatians who have the entire season 3 leaked won't leak any episodes? Did people forget what leaking for the lulz is about? What do you fucks want that DO have the leaks? A pat on the back? More attention paid to you? What? Leak or get the fuck off Sup Forums you faggots! Fuck you all! You're worse than those fucking celeb leak traders!

PART DEUX
M Y S O N

>Bad Coop unironically says "Goodbye my son" like some fanfic villain
This has to be fake.

>MAYWEATHER WINS
WHAT THE FUG :DDDD

Because they go literally everywhere with them?

C L Y N C H E D

>goodbye my son
are you fucking joking? Is this a trick?

It's always the same process too.

>HEY GUESS WHAT
>I JUST SAW THE NEW EPISODE
>HOLYYYYY SHIT IT'S INCREDIBLE
>NO I'M NOT GOING TO POST CAPS OR INDEPTH SPOILERS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE DISHONORING LYNCH, BUT HERE'S SOME INFURIATINGLY CRYPTIC CLUES TO TIDE YOU OVER UNTIL IT AIRS, HAVE FUN ;)
Swear to God, someone actually said this verbatim during the SDCC recap.

Why would Cooper still associate with the Mitchums after getting his memories back? He's a nice, chill dude, but he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who'd willingly befriend mafia guys no matter how nice they are/were to him. He's too much of a moralfag.

shark jump? that has to be fake right?

maybe kyle saves the line?

I honestly wish it was a joke

Oh how wrong you are : - )

It's currently almost 5am, there was no reason to expect an episode tonight and the amount of people who watch it and know how to record it would be fairly low. The reddit spoilers that have been posted elsewhere in this thread are accurate

these leaks sound shit desu

show ruined :(

S H E R Y L
W H E N

l-lynched

did you guys seriously think he's not a comicbook supervillain up until that line? that fits him perfectly. I'm not saying it will be good or bad but it doesn't sound too out of the ordinary for him.

fuck off cunt

yeah this sounds like garbage maybe it will be better actually seeing it.

it doesn't fit him perfectly it sounds corny as hell

>character who speaks and acts incredibly coldly and without any cliches suddenly starts talking like a Sonic OC
Yeah, no.

this all sounds stupid as fuck

legit worried lads

He's using their plane so I guess that's why they're there.
I'm kinda surprised that post left out the specific detail that they are finger sandwiches.

TIM ROTH PART 2

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He's into corn

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING LEAK THE EPISODE OR NOT YOU FAGGOT?!