ITT: "Jesus Christ, what happened?"

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i would say puberty hit her hard but this doesn't look surprising honestly

>white """"""people"""""""
they age like milk
no wonder so many of them get molested when thye are young.

Brit genes. Most of the child actors in HP turned out ugly except a few.

Not even genes. Brits are just the most unhealthy people in the world.

>"Jesus Christ, what happened?"
time user, time

British puberty

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kek

you'd still do the bitch

SAD

who is her boss and what does she do

You would look like that too if your soul was sucked out as a result of being in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"Sneed!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Meh, still would if I had the chance.

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we all would. we all would....

Idk, she still has that deceptively cute look. The new hairstyles are what is killing most every character.
>Arya
>Bran
>Cersei (No not because it's short, the short cut is just cut really fucking shitty)
>Jon
It's a fuckin' epidemic. The only one that has somehow improved is S7 Dany's style, which is virtually ruined by her death metal band garb.

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1(one) turned into yogurt

all of my HNNNNNNNG

There really is no saving maisie.
It's like trying to prep up the hunchback to perfectness.

>1984 above Brave New World
>Clifford for President instead of Clifford Goes to Washington

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>Estonian flag colors

>literal homos: the thread

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shes not even british

She looks better now than in X-Files times.
Plastic surgery can make wonders.

mongrels age poorly too.

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>anglos
>white

only in 50s - keeps in shape
the sexy bitch does it well

Well you know, if there's grass on the field, the field is too old and busted.
Gotta keep finding that smooth and fresh field.

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why do brits peak at 10-13?
is it the food?

This one also applies but in reverse. Some major unjusting took place here.

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she's still a 9/10 in Bogland

when you look at the most handsome men top 100, you can get lots of brits

most beautiful women? They don't feature.

Non Angli, sed angeli
>"Not Angles, but Angels"
- Pope Gregory I, on seeing some beautiful boys in a slave-market and being told they were Angles.

White genes

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Who's life did Emma drain? What blood sacrifices has she made to turn out so damn well?

She used to be the epitome of big busty blondes

What happen?

Britain happened

Except she's not british, she's from the ROI

Had her implants taken out and stopped doing the bleached blonde look shortly after that Woody Allen Barcelona movie

facial structure keeps growing when you are a child.

You want it to grow into a perfect shape as you reach adulthood. If it reaches that point at puberty, its bound to overshoot the ideal parameters and make you uglier

why do british women age so poorly? is it the inbreeding or alcoholism? shouldn't they have the best genes given their history?

French genes saving her.

She was perfection in Lost In Translation, after that meh...

>>literal homos: the thread

>why doesn't everyone treat 4/10s like princesses like i do

she was born there, but she's not french

She hit the wall at 100mph

I know it's tragic what happened to her user, but you have to face facts
This is the first time someone posted this pasta in a HP thread I made. I'm so honored.

>trying to make a point
>she clearly looks way better on the right

no kidding, it's funny how people still don't understand pedophilia. would you want the new fresh model, or the old worn out model/

who likes a roastie over an innie?
>slightly puffy cheeks
nigger except for that, she looks the exact same

I just came here to check that this had been posted. Nice intro too but keep the
>No!

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Someone post the webm?
You know which one

but then you get girls like ASR that were always hairy

If you wouldnt fuck the shit out of Maisie's tight little bod youre gay desu. Shes probably a freak in bed because of her ugly mug.

>fuck the shit out of Maisie's tight little bod

>t. mulatto

Damn. Helen's hot.

Thank you Ms. Skeltal

nice pasta
>Great Gatsby being God tier
>Ayn Rand above anything
>Ulysses anything below God tier

you know Huxley was a hack who thought taking PCP in a suit made him a visionary, right?

Eh she has an odd face but she just looks like a normal person. A lot of these just look like normal people and depending on where you live maybe towards the pretty end as they're less than 300 pounds. They just don't look like Hollywood actresses and models which is a damn skewed sample.

he didn't have implants. She was wearing push-up bras in all the photos where their tits look big. Of course you virgins wouldn't know.

watch the roman spring of mrs. stone for beautiful gilf breasts

I don't see what's so surprising, she wasn't a pretty child/young either. now she's also a bit fatter.

how nu r u?

fukin white peepole why d o they age and turn to shit them cave people stole everything from us

72 years and i wouldn't hesitate a second

dayum

She's Irish, you fucking obsessed cunt. Emma Watson is a true English rose, and she scares the Irish with her buttocks.

hope you have foreskin because fucking women over 50 is like putting your dick in sand I know from experience

sometimes muddish

ew

>pasta still has "Sneed!" from an obvious edit to fit a simpson thread
Such lack of effort, user.

Pro-tip:

Weird-looking kids can look cute, but most of them transform into weird-looking (ugly) adults.

>i would crybut I don't think I can spare the moisture

I hate being a male prostitute
money is good but I rarely cum
such is life count your blessings

why are brits so weird looking? they all look so fucking derpy.

>eyes too close together
>crooked smile
>jaw uneven
""""Handsome""""

why are irish so potato looking? they all look so fucking potatoy.

She's only half brit tho.

someone post that model/pornstar that looks just like her grown up except beautiful

small island small gene pool

Yeah because Russians are known to age well. Fucking spastic. It's because she's never had kids and keeps herself in shape.

youtube.com/watch?v=0azhi_w8AD0&ab_channel=greasyballs11

small island and the lack of potatoes meant they turned into what they longed for the most.

>comic sans
not even once

I dont care about the why and how

where do you leave?