*destroys european hegemony and the western world forever*
*destroys european hegemony and the western world forever*
i liek memes heheheheh
they almost offered their assholes to avoid the war, austrians wanted go inside Serbia and iestigate by themselves
sorry sweetie but /his/ is just a sub-board of Sup Forums
>finances and abets the murder of an archduke
>war drums start beating
>w-we dindu nuffin
>do nothing of importance in WW1, still get your beloved yugoslavia
>entire existence of yugoslavia is serbs oppressing their slavic brothers
>get BTFO in WW2
>because you're butt buddies with stalin you get to keep your union
>still oppress other slavs in yugoslavia
>commit Bosnian genocide
>UN/NATO ends your tyranny and prosecutes you
>w-we dindu nuffin
>do nothing of importance in WW1, still get your beloved yugoslavia
They behaved heroically, defeating the first Austrian offensive and then managing to avoid encriclement by trekking hundreds of kilometers through hostile territory in winter to join the allied forced on the Thessaloniki front. Serbia was occupied but the Serbian army was never defeated.
>implying the austrian jew wasn't responsible for ww1
ahahahahahahahahah
>when you destroy europe but its ok because you defeated some austrians and marched a couple hundred kilometres
It was in their interest to do so because they had territorial amibitions. Serbians aren't Western after all. In fact it's questionable whether they're actually European rather than Middle Eastern.
>do nothing
They hold by themselves the austrians, almost 27% of the population died. The habsburgs planned to take the country in days
legendary post
Serbs did the world a favor. Thanks senpai. Nice one.
you think thats bad...
>be medieval serb
>bow down and accept turkish masters
>be occupied for 400 years
>nearly 200 years later some genocidal lunatics gun down bosnian civilians before getting btfo
>in 2017 edgy kids on a bhutanese macaroni-art imageboard think this is badass and unironically believe that serbs are somehow turk-killing machines
r-remove kebab , right?
>albanian and turk diaspora ITT
>*destroys european hegemony and the western world forever*
Based
MY LIFE FOR SERBIA
Croat diaspora detected. How's life in Sydney, Luka?
*shoots your archduke*
He legitimately is kek
Honestly the remove kebab meme was pushed by cringy western euro kids rather then serbs themselves.
This is quite an American tier post as you got nothing right, good job
>Finance the killing of the archduke
Our prime minister warned the archduke of a possible assassination attempt
>War drums
We accepted every part of the Austrian ultimatum except allowing Austrian troops in the country to "conduct investigation and arrest" themselves which is giving up independence
>We dindu nuffin
The Serbs within Serbian borders didn't do anything, Austria just can't keep it's minorities in check. That's their own fault
>Do nothing in WW1
For a small nation to have an army fight from 1914 to 1918 is alright. Russia gave up before Serbia despite being occupied
>Get your beloved Yugoslavia
>Entire existence is opresssion
The Yugoslavian deal was done with Croatian politicians that wanted independence from Austria actually, there was a debate for greater Serbia or Yugoslavia to come out post war, Yugoslavia also had these internal divisions, where Croatians got their lands under a united division while Serbs didn't. I don't know why people think it was some cultural genocide
>>get BTFO in WW2
>because you're butt buddies with stalin you get to keep your union
Everyone got btfo, we actually kept our Union in part thanks to the west because they supplied and supported Yugoslavian ressistance, and in 1948 we were the first communist nation to tell Stalin to fuck off. Yugoslavia wasn't even part of the Warsaw pact
>Still opress other Slavs
Ah yes our Croatian president that also gave even Albanians rights was truly a Serbian tyrant
Rest is true the 1990s were a chimpout
Pic not related?
> bow down
We fought out selves out of turkish occupation (along with bulgarians and turks). We were even willing to fight for A-H to stop turkish occupation. Huge part of out local overlords were turkificed town serbian population too. Also montenegro was never fully defacto occupied by turks.
> 90s
We were holding 70% of land most of the times. Until cucks allied themselves only to fight us (croats today regret it) they also had NATO airstrike support war ended in stalemate. Bosniaks just shilled for west and got their own yugoslavia (paradoxally they run from the former one ). Serbs tho are almost indenpendant, just croats are the once who are loosing in bosnia
are they austrian or hungarian, and if not, why they should be a part of foreign state?
>being pushed around for millenia
>strike back
>such primitives
I'll always side with Serbs, thankyouverymuch.
> tfw Karađorđevo never materialised
The world would be a better place, those mujahideen subhumans got their combat and genocide experience in Bosnia and Chechnya.
Well, Serbs are primitives, to be fair. As a culture, not as individuals. But that has nothing to do with this discussion.
>Well, Serbs are primitives
What are we then?
We are less primitive, at least in theory. I mean, Slovenes are privately great serbophiles and Slovenian culture is indelibly stamped with Serbian culture and will probably always be. Every Slovene dreams of going around in a wifebeater shirt or tracksuit and with a great big chain at his neck and spewing obscenities at everyone around, and some live this dream. A Slovene also in theory won't jump on anyone that insults his mother. This is only in theory, because we are just as much Serbs as we are Slovenes nowadays due to recent history and immigration.