ITT: Times you acted like Larry David

ITT: Times you acted like Larry David

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Larry did nothing wrong.

The episode when his sleeves ends where not hard anymore XD

I ate a bagel yesterday

Every time I have a social interaction.
I'm LITERALLY him except for wanting to kms.

When I accidentally put my semen in my friends' guacamole

I fucked an anti-semite once.
[Spoiler]I'm (((Jewish)))[/spoiler]

One time my friend was showing me pictures of his new baby girl and I couldn't even fake interest I had to tell him I don't give a a shit

One time I had to endure a mildly inconvenient social interaction and my reaction to it was extremely overblown resulting in my friend's Jewish wife berating me

based

Larry is that you

>be me last week
>go to pick up some keys from my university
>3 service windows, each taking between 5-10 minutes to get people their keys
>about 15 people in line
>directly in front of me in line 2 female undergrads
>stand in line irritated because i know i'm going to be there for at least half an hour
>dumb thot stands in line behind me
>starts making retarded hand gestures to the 2 in front
>they invite her to cut me in line
>without looking up from my phone i say "i don't think so"
>three retards stand around dumbfounded

the chat and cut. classic

Fucking kek

milk and cawfeee

>in the supermarket
>buying some packs of beer, meat and garlic bread for a barbecue
>go to the regular check out lane
>my turn
>cashier looks at my stuff and says "is that all? why didn't you use the fast check out lane?"
>"well, I have 24 cans of beer, meat and bread, it's over 15 items"
>"oh, but we count the packs as one item"
>"what? that's bullshit"
then we argued for 5 minutes

lmao

That's just you being retarded.

This. A pack of hotdogs isn't 10 separate items. It's a ONE item.

I always tell people all babies are ugly and if they're lucky theirs will stop being ugly at some point in life.

his name? albert einstein

SELF HATING JEW

Hotdogs aren't sold individually. You buy 10 or gtfo

Says who, the packaging company? Ten hotdogs is ten hotdogs, they only make you believe it's a single item so that they only have to put on one barcode

So how many items is a box of Wheaties?

I promised an entire countries youth free college once

Beats me I never buy wheaties

kek'd
also
youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA

LD is not that stupid

An assembly is one item. A car is one item that consists many items

this bpd chick showed me a picture of her newly born little sister like right when it came out and it had it's eyes open and was all red and everything and I told her it looked unsettling. she got mad at me told me it's cute and that the way I'm talking is the reason she wants to kill herself.

>Things that never happened for 500, Alex.