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BOW YOU SHITS

Reminder.

First for Caloreesi

AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGH IM SORRY

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

GODS I WAS STRONG

FROM COAST TO COAST

first for based nights watch cook

Fist for Jonerys

dany

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REMINDER:
>Baratheons overthrew Targs fucking shits without trying
>Stannis is king of whole Westeros, including Beyond the Wall
>Jon Snow is loyal kingsmen and infiltrated Dany camp to kill the Mad Queen
>Stannis is truly just a man, scarier than any dragon or Other
>R'hllor bows to Stannis
>In contact with the Seven
>Stannis has support of the Iron bank and can buy all remaning sellsword companies in Essos
>Stannis knows about Karstark betreyal and execute Arnolf in guise of Theon
>Stannis has support of most Northern houses in fight against Bolton, they undermine Bolton rule on every step
>Stannis has Asha, leader of Ironborn who want to stop reaving and trade with mainlands
>Stannis has Theon, trueborn son of Balon, who can overrule Euron coronation and bring Iron Islands to Stannis cause
>Stannis wins battle of ice by drawing Freys onto frozen lake by night lamp
>Stannis sends Umbers, Theon and Ironborn to capture Dreadfort
>Stannis sends Karstarks to Winterfell to report his "defeat" and draw Boltons to recapture Dreadfort
>Stannis takes Winterfell with help of Karstarks inside and smashes Boltons when they are stuck between two castles
>Davos brings Rickon, true Stark, to Winterfell securing North under Stannis
>Stannis brings back Northern captives from Iron Islands to secure peace between North and Ironborn
>Stannis will make Joffrey and Bobby B dream of united, royal, paid and trained army a real thing
>Stannis has elite group of 100 giants that can shot down any dragon from the skies
>Rescue Edmure with help of BwB and Blackfish
>Aurane Waters works for Stannis

STRONG I WAS GODS

NEEEED END THIS WHORE AND HER CRINGE ADHERENTS

Why does her mouth look so stupid?

Y...you wanted me, your Grace?

You boys ready for tonight?

Things that are confirmed tonight
>Arya and Sansa reveal that they've just been rusing and kill Littlefinger
>B O A T S E X
>Cersei has a miscarriage
>Blue eyes wight dragon burns a hole in the Wall

THE LONGER YOU WAIT THE WORSE IT'LL BE FOR YOU

AHHHHHGHHH AEEEEEEEEEMON SAVE MEEEEE

First for dual wielding.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

slightly fatter new emilia

second for the based greyjoy cock

MOAAAR WINE

DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH BOARS QYBURN

SIMPLER TIMES NED

Are Podrick and Tyrion going to meet this episode?

CAREFUL NOW CAREFUL

BRING OUT THE BOOOOAAAARR-PLATE STRETCHER BEFORE I PISS MESELF

Reminder that bobbyposting rapes the image limit.

Cersei doesn't miscarry.

No
Podrick won't be in the show until next season where they need to make a joke about him

aagghh......

I found the Lancel Stretcher, Your Grace.

>make every house get some form of magical, supernatural power like dragons, faceless assassins, all-seeing cripples or a way to cheat death
>the only house that doesn't get this turns out to be the most interesting house in the show
really activates the almonds

But what about all the blood in her bed?

I fap to Margaery's topless scene regularly and there's nothing wrong with that.

LANCEL LANNISTER

GODS WHAT A STRONG NAME

>none have reached bump limit
Defend this.

The leaks have all been accurate so far
Why not that one too?

NOW FIND ME LORAS STRETCHER

CAREFUL RHAEGAR CAREFUL NOW

image limit

THICCER

That scene was confirmed cut like three weeks ago.

Do anyone know any stream with english subs, guys? My english is too poor to understand their britbong accent.

Not an argument.

CAREFUL STANNIS

What degenerate tongue do you speak?

BY FIRE BE PURGED

Reminder that you all swore an oath to defend this board:

>blow up the vatican and kill the pope
>nobody gives a shit
>take the throne with zero legitimacy
>lmao I qween now
>a-at least she's not a foreign shitskin

You called for me, Robert?

Image limit, its an imageboard

The boar is the enemy; the first enemy, and the last.

BRING BACK RADMURE

UNCLE??

Oh it's for next season then?

Do we have an updated script for this episode?
It can't just be 50 minutes of BOATSEX

Who was in the wrong here?

No one knows if it's been moved to s8 or scrapped. The "epic boat sex" is a very, very short scene.

CAREFUL BERIC

Russian

Was excited for some emilia nudity tonight but now I hear it's merely brief sideboob. I'm afraid that, following this season and a starring role in a Disney movie, we won't ever see her tits again. Feels bad, dudes.

So who warged into the Boar that killing Bobby B?

[–]yankbot 139 points 8 months ago
There's a reason USA stats are far higher than say the UK.
But if you adjust crime rate stats to population you'll notice these countries actually have more crime.
Take the UK. They have 64.1 million. The USA has 318.9 million.
318.9÷64.1=4.91 lets say 5 to round
The UK, for example, has a homicide rate of one person per 100,000 population per year, while the US has a rate of 4.7
But if we adjust the UK population to match USA we multiply 1/100,000 X 5
So if the UK had equal population as the US the would have 5/100,000 murder rate while the USA has 4.7/100,000.
Without rounding it would be 4.9/100,000 to the USA's 4.7/100,000.

As a reasonable person I can acknowledge that women raping men is a crime, but as a man I have to say it's pretty much bullshit and nobody cares unless it's some ugly sheboon with 50 STDs.

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BRIENNE OF FOCKING TARTH

jaimefag reporting in

this is one oath i will not break

MORE AARGHPOSTING!

THE WHOOOOOOOOORE WARGED INTO A BOOOOOOAR

>decide to read ASOIAF
>Daenerys II
>shlick.png
>mfw this book might turn me straight
wat do ?

These are great. Keep going until it starts looking unrealistic!

CAREFUL NOW BOARSLAYER

SEVEN HELLS NEDDARD THE WHOOORE WAS DESTROYED

MOAR BOIPUCCI YOUR GRACE?

>On tomorrow’s Game of Thrones season finale, Emilia Clarke shows her breasts very briefly from the side during some not so epic boatsex.
>very briefly
>from the side
>not so epic

Beric

NEEEEEEEEED

YOU HONORABLE FOOOOOL

So the episode is
>naval intercourse
>Everyone in Kingslanding showing off the Wight
>Cersei tells them to fuck off
>Cersei tries to betray Tyrion
>Jaime defends him and escapes with him, leaving Cersei behind
>Arya and Sansa, rusemasters, play with LF for 20 minutes for no reason and then kill him, for whatever reason
>Bran says something ominous
>Sam shows up on Dragonstone via teleporter
>then the episode ends with the Wall being melted with blue fire

The end

A ban on bobbyposting would fix this.

>boobs not growing with the belly

BOBBY ?

Where's the Dany diarrhea scene I was promised?

JUST

YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER AND I HAVE A BOOOOOOAAAAAR LET'S JOIN OUR HOUSES

Reminder that Old Nan's actress died.

AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH....SAVE ME ROBERT...AAAAARGHHHH.....

Aaaaaaaaggh

BAN IS IT?

GODS BE QUICK ABOUT IT

I followed you two WHOOORES, Robert.
I wont WHORE me out this time.

BOW YA SHITS

I mean the show has gone on for 7 years now. Only makes sense some will die.

a ban on danyfags and joneryscucks would stop the bobbyposters desu

Bobbyposting is dead. Get over it.

jonerys is tumblr. get over it.

After Jon sticks it in her brapper