Reminder that this takes place in late November/December of 2005 because in the theater there are posters for Zathura and In The Mix.
Reminder that this takes place in late November/December of 2005 because in the theater there are posters for Zathura...
how'd you get this picture of my local kinoplex manager?
Where's my large caramel popcorn, Robert?
What posters?
Robert. How's it hanging, my negro friend!! HAHA hanging like whats up not like the nooses.
any good movies you'd recommend?
COMING RIGHT UP SIR HOLD ON
>Disrespecting Robert
That's dedication at its finest
SERVICE WITH A SM-
*slip*
*crrrrack*
Please let me out of the popcorn mines sir, i will bring a gf next time i come here... pls ... i am tired.
NO ROBERT
NOOOOOOOOO
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ROBERT! NOOOO MY CINEMA EXPERIENCE CAN'T END LIKE THIS!
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FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO HAVE THIS POPCORN
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROBERT
>Thinking ol' bob-o can't handle the bantz
>paying with cash again, sir?
Fuck you and your tasteless crap
noe dont die on me robert
TELL ME ABOUT ROBERT
WHY DOES HE POP THE CORN?
Drop it, Bill. I still have a job to do.
n-nani?!?
H-HAYAI!
I thought we've lost you Robert. Never pull that stunt again.
N-NANI?! HE'S FAST
M-MASAKA
Robert don't spook me!
h-he's fast!
that blonde bitch has a tight pussy
Maybe in the Robert Cinematic Universe Zathura and In the Mix take place in a different year. Who knows what the original photographer intended
>newfags who's never seen Robert's power
Get out of my cinema.
What's all the ruckus here?
Now that you're back Robert, mind giving me some of that delicious popcorn, so I can enjoy my kino?
>cinema
>not kinography viewing station
Who's the real pleb?
Got it right here for you boss, just give me a few minutes.
I trust that your service will be fast and high quality Robert. I'll be waiting over here, just let me know when it's ready.
Wow Robert! Forget the popcorn you can pop my corn tonight!
>keeping the straw on top of the cup
Robert it's going to fall off and get dirty before you even put it in. Watch out
>..... What was I supposed to be doing again?
SURPRISE FUCKASS!!!
AND THE WINNER FOR RETARD OF THE YEAR ISSSS
>tfw you will never have the outstanding work ethic and winning smile of Robert
source?
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Robert, the time has come for you to seek the path. Your soul has set you face to face with a clear light. And you are now about to experience it in its reality. Wherein all things are like the void and cloudless sky. And the naked spotless intellect is like a transparent vacuum. Without circumference or center. Robert, in this moment know yourself. And abide in that state. Look to the light, Robert. Find the light. Into the light.
>average Sup Forums user in his 30s succumb to his miserable existance, even his mom cannot save him
it's...tasty
popcorn.....