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GODS I STILL REMEMBER MY FIRST

SOME TARLY BOOOOAAARRRR AT THE BATTLE OF SUMMERWHOOOOOOOORE

MY WHOOOOOOORE TOOK AN ARROW

THIS DUMB HIGHBOOOOOAAAAARR LAD

THINKING HE COULD END THE REBELLION WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS WHOOOOOOOOOORE

I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

PROB'LY SHATTERED EVERY WHOOOOOOORE HE HAD

me on the left :)

Too late faggot!!

EGG

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QUICK ONE. LUCKY FOR YOU. MINE WAS SOME BOAR CUB AT THE HUNT OF SUMMERHALL. MY HORSE TOOK AN ARROW SO I WAS ON FOOT, SLOGGING THROUGH THE MUD. HE CAME RUNNING AT ME, THE DUMB WILD-BORN LAD, THINKING HE COULD END THE CHASE WITH A SINGLE SWING OF HIS TUSK. I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE HAMMER. GODS, I WAS STRONG THEN. CAVED IN HIS BREAST. PROBABLY SHATTERED EVERY RIB HE HAD. STOOD OVER HIM, HAMMER IN THE AIR. RIGHT BEFORE I BROUGHT IT DOWN HE SQUEALED, "AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGRRRHHHHH"

leak?

SHAGGA LIKES AXES

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"


BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. I AM ALSO AN EXPERT PREDICTOR IN MANY OTHER THINGS, WINNING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF $ BETTING ON POLITICAL OUTCOMES AND I HAVE AN IQ NORTH OF 160

>be Dany's prisoner for five minutes
>get burned alive by her dragon
>still had a better chance of getting into Dany's pants than Jorah

Give blowjob, receive blowjob, assfuck, assrape

Choose wisely

she really does look like the sort of lowkey psycho who microwaves her pets if she's in a foul mood

wine

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BRROOOAAAARRRRPPP!!!!!

From the dusty mesa

DEITIES MY PHYSICAL POWER WAS LARGE IN THAT TIME PERIOD

YOU BOYS EVER MAKE THE 8?

The absolute state of joneryscucks.

Could it be any random girl, or did they have to be high born?

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>tfw you will never make the 1

AHHH SAVE ME SHANSHA

emilia is a sweetheart. i don't know why are you getting that impression

I'm now looking forward to this show to see how bad it is, I have been doing this since season 5, it's just bad. I enjoyed 1-4 used to watch it with my mum till I moved out now we talk about it over the phone and she agrees it's fucking horrible.

That being said I can't wait for the season finale I really think it will be awful

this thread is empty of shitpost
my lord

>there are people in this general who genuinely like daenerys as a character
i seriously hope you guys don't actually do this, or you're being ironic

Perfect couples don't exist in real li-

Lads....PLEASE tell me those leaks aren't fucking for real
>Theon gets into a fight and is losing, but then the guy goes to kick him in the balls and it does nothing so Theon can knock him out
>RIP Littlefinger

If those are real I'm done with this piece of shit show.

Theon and Littlefinger are the two best characters on the show and they've been turned into minor character jokes

>underdeveloped cunt that showed up less than a season ago gets to win the finale
how disappointing

christ

its gonna be an awful scene and i doubt it will be arousing

dany hasn't had an arousing scene since season 1

Euron indeed will be the final boss, but Jon will defeat him.

Personally, I find it hilarious that everyone was shitting on Greyjoys the whole show and in the end they ere the real bad guys.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS EY SELMY

>user's face in the back when having to sit through family gatherings asking him if he has a gf yet

This is the one who cucks.

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?

Littlefinger is real

Theon is not - the show already proved that lacking balls doesn't meant getting kicked there doesn't hurt

STINKING MEAT

AND HARRENHAL

all the thicc emeliaposting got me like

WE'RE GONNA KILL THE BIGGEST BOAR /GOT/ HAS EVER SEEN

My cousin named their child Khaleesi.

Normies make me sick.

I GUESS A FINGER UP THE BUM IS OFF THE TABLE ASWELL

NEED FINALE EPISODE NOW!

>80min episode
>30min King's Landing
>30min Winterfell
>15min BOATSEX
>4min Theon
>1min NK crossing the wall

Oh right, direwolves still exist in the show.

You were saying?

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>Littlefinger
>anime
Why are littlefinger fans such autists?

>this thread is empty of shitpost
did you mean "zombie viserion breaking the wall"

So how butthurt will reddit be when the boatsex turns out to be nothing more than a few seconds of kissing and taking clothes off? Those shitters hyped this scene up for months.

not a real life couple.

this has been confirmed multiple times.
cease your autism.

min BOATSEX

more like 15sec lmao

Bobbyposting is the same as redditposting, even if it's ironic.

I have to say her love for Jon makes her so much better..

More grace, your wine?

They already know, the leaks confirmed. It's only Jon's butt.

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Could you perchance please put into words the inner logic behind your statement, I am genuinely interested in what it could denote

if you spray perfume on a turd, it's still a turd, user

They'll probably go full homo and talk about Kit's butt or something.

Do you know why I've come to this stinking shitpile of a city?

MORE
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WINE
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they're still in denial, give them time

the sub will be a ghost town once the episode drops

You came for Bessie, didn't you?

to kill southern islanders?

ever made the 8 /got/ ?

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She didn't fly so good.

They have taken you from the Imperial City's prison, first by carriage, and now by boat.

UUUU

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it feels like it's christmas tonight

AND HOW LONG TILL THE BOAR SPREADS ITS LEGS

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aaaagh...

GODS I WAS COLD

what are some fun activities that last approximately 6 hours and 41 minutes?

I thinks its the difference between completely unlikable and sort of bearable.

EVER MADE THE 9, RENLY?

That's really depressing for some reason.

Kek what the fuck is Beric doing?

I CAN'T STAND GAME OF THRONES ANYMORE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6r6UL5j20

Learning how to tie a proper noose.

>The flaming sword in the back

kek

Probably gonna be the most underwhelming finale in the history of the show.

Casting a spell

Hello /got/, the newest episode premiered yet?
Anyway, what's the deal with "breaking the wheel"? Because I hope it ain't some bullcrap about how Dany will ruing everything and make people live happily ever after (especially the Dotriaki, or whatever they're called, they're going to be planting crops from now on?).

But I digress, the real question is, with this season ending and the next one having even smaller number of eps, are DABID shtis just dropping the ball (or jumping shark or whatever) with the show? I mean, they can't wrap everything up now, can they? So my bet would be they forgetting every single one plot except the "white walkers" BS and will be ending GoT with a "our heroes defeated the unspeakable evil and lived happily until the end of times" shite without explaining anything else.
What say you?
Cheers.

you share the same blood

you are morally obliged to kill your cousin and his/her partner, kidnap their child and raise it as your own

as one of us

Beric is on Kenobi iv episode level

How do they make the sword flame IRL? Is it useful?

was oberyn actually a baneposter?

>being so retarded that tying a noose takes more than 6 hours

>15min BOATSEX
its going to be so hot