We're not so different, you and I

>we're not so different, you and I

*inhales*
*leans back*
*hales*
Ok.

*exhales

>if only we've met in different circumstances, we could have been friends

*farts*

>How do I know I can trust you
>You don't.

i dont get these threads.

>son is late for school because he has a hard-on that wont go away
>mom helps him jackoff so they can get to school

yeah ok

Name 2.5918E12 kinos that did that

I'm 99% sure I've watched a porn kino exactly like that, can't remember the name though

>hales

have a look through Xev Bellringer's catalogue. She's written and directed a lot of films

>in a new place, strangers see each other for a second.
>Next scene, they have hardcore sex and bdsm.

>the hero and the villain are both fighting on a battlefield
>they see eachother and walk towards eachother while killing infantry

tropes.
shitty tropes, to be exact

Art truly imitates life.

>YOU'RE A LOOSE CANON
>THE DA IS GOING TO BE HOUNDING ME FOR WEEKS BECAUSE OF YOU
>YOU'RE OFF THE CASE
>HAND IN YOU GUN AND BADGE
>AND YOUR OTHER GUN

>In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who investigate crime, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.

>guy flirts with girl at a bar
>girl says "this can't happen"
>cuts to them making out while going into house

>guy and girl kiss

Name three (3) films, five (5) kino's, and two (2) Seinfeld episodes that this happens in

There's at least 5 episode of Seinfeld where this happens.

Went to the beach today and a couple of kids somehow played out one of these frogposts
>We need a big rock
>I know just the big rock
they then went off to find said big rock.

>"you wouldn't hit a woman would you"
>"i ain't gonna hit no woman"
>"im gonna shoot her thats what im gonna do"
>*spits*

just losers copy/pasting the same thread and replies over and over again trying to be funny

NAME ONE FILM THAT DOES THIS

Your mom's porno flick

>This will take a few hours
>You have 15 nano seconds

>Director wants to introduce Mary Sue character
>Have her speak multiple languages

...

...

>protagonists tracking down super elite hacker to help with their cause
>knock on property and young woman or some kid answers
>"excuse me, we're looking for somebody who goes by the name [1337 hacker username]. We believe they reside at this address?"
>"you're looking at him/her"

...

>hales

why the fuck did this crack me up so much

>Human man/elf woman relationship

>white main character has a non-white significant other