YELLOWSTONE ERUPTION INBOUND!!

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please.. tell me it's real

This sucks. The last way I wanted to die is by suffocating from volcanic ash and becoming some extra in a fallout game

Is it time already? Again? Are you sure?

Don't worry.

your troubles are over.

Yellowstone is 'happening' every month, give it a rest already.

please be real. i just want it to end

Someone post the ash coverage map

>Not wanting to be Pompeii 2.0

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live feed folks
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they switched cams mid streams, so something may be going on.

THIS
youtube.com/watch?v=ZwP47xAZmBs

JUST DO IT

FUCK OUR SHIT UP MOTHER EARTH

it's legit

Useless, Kek will carry the ash on the wind to fully submerge california and oregon while leaving the based "flyovers" unscathed

This.

Come on mother earth we fucking asked for it.

Fuck our shit up.

id rather it not be it would destroy north america

Shut the fuck up, you fuckers promised this shit the last time and I ended up waking up still alive.

Cut the shit out, go back to /x/.

last explosion was suppose to be the 14th, pack it up, nothing to see here

>we asked for it

Did we the last time it erupted?

Kenji a best.

Old Faithful is going Crazy right now.

whats a few weeks in error vs thousands of years

[spoiler]its happening[/spoiler]

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>4.8

wake me up when it's >6.0

When it blows all the ash will make it look like christmas for thousands of mile around the epicenter and we will all finally die.

why do people care so much about this shit? there is nothing you can do about this.
multiculti agenda being pushed by zionists however, can be dealt with

>A fair portion of the remaining 90+% white states in the killzone

>good

One issue solves the other.

>4.8
> Ca. Fags sleep through anything under a 5.0
> 6.0 to 7.0 is happening tier

/Thead

why do you guys love jodie foster so damn much?

It's not real

We get like 10 of these threads a year and nothing ever happens

Sage this shit desu

But user, cataclysmic events change the political or global dynamic tautologically (in every case, in every instance)

As the other user states; one issue will solve the other :^)

We just wanted to impress her.

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>bait
>new friend
idk how to answer you baby so i'll just say you have it all wrong

Fuck! Bending over and kissing my ass goodbye.. Goodbye anons.....

Again?

Psshh, yeah right. I'll believe it whe

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its not starting yet

by the way if anyone is wondering that mountain looking thing is the volcano not positive.

user?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

F

dubs get

Yeah. Just like the last 10 times, right?

Never happening. Kill yourselves.

I remember seeing this in person. Love that place. If Trumps loses I hope it destroys us though.

is that panda meditating?

Dubs tickle the volcano
Trips slaps the volcano

it's not just the size. it's that it was predicted to happen.

Slap

bls don't blow jellystone

>muh yellow stone gonna kill us
>muh san andreas line gonna kill us
>muh north korea gonna kill us
happening fags, i swear

Shouldn't have been so greedy my man

but this time for real tho
honest

I live in western Washington, should I be concerned Sup Forums? Will I survive the blast? I'm not worried about aftermath, I have gas masks, filters, food for weeks, water, weapons etc. But I don't want to suffocate in hot ash either.

>tfw i'm in the area that will get second layer ash

I'm not scared. i'm ready for a chill.

please happen

Marysville here. We'll be fine, but we'll have some ash to deal with.

>We no longer have the means/patience to provide for everyone
>White people fight a war over the last remaining food lands
>Obviously would win with a little help from ricemen

Its like you've never seen 2142
youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4wEAO07hM

This was an uncucked game...from Swedemalia

we were nearly extinct

this will only do that again. get ready for the rule of fists and bullets.

>Ca. Fags will sleep through a super volcano

good.

Imagine sticking your dick in this.

>13 earthquakes of magnitude 3.0 or larger occur in the region every year
>5.5+ hit the region every 7ish years
While shallow, there hasn't been frequent enough strong quakes to warrant any sort of warning. It'd be daily earthquakes of 4+ before we'd start being really concerned

you'll be boiled instantly.

Cute!

Sounds hot.

Thank god. Bring the destruction then, I say. Sorry midwest bros.

>Southern Cali wont get hit hard

>predicted
You must either be baiting or not be familiar with said region.
It's like saying it's going to snow in new york.
You don't know when it's going to happen but you know it's going to happen a couple of times a year quite simply because of the history of the location.

Even if it blows up California will not be wiped off the world. Makes me feel sad.

they'll die of thirst dont worry

Why couldn't this volcano be in africa or some shit, this is gay. the only way this could be good is if USA uncucks itself because of scarcity like another user pointed out.

How long had this been going? We have this thread every few days.

i've been meaning to buy some st helens ash for my birthday next month

will ash reach massachusetts if theres a potential eruption

>open Yellowstone thread
>pray for the end

I swear to god I didn't used to be like this. What happened to us Sup Forums? We pray for a happening, we worship a fucking cartoon frog on the off chance it may bring us a happening. Why do I wake up every morning hoping that today is the day the world burns? What is so fucking great about a week of fighting for my life and then dying that it dominates my mind constantly?

I just want to be normal again, but it's always the same.

The vast majority of people on the west coast will die of starvation and rioting. The fallout will cause so much ash that the country will be split in two with a huge area in the middle where travel will be impossible even for planes for awhile.

The U.S. economy will tank and it will be all out Mad Max style survival because of people from the west moving east in a mass migration before the explosion. People will kill each other for food and water. The world economy will collapse in response to the destruction of the U.S. and there will be rioting, famine, and war in European countries as well.

In other words, don't worry California will be fucked too.

welcome to the religious. try the punch.

why do you assume the eastern side is going to be ok? the earth's rotation would mean they get a huge hunk of ash, they would be hit hard as well, their survival is in just of jeopardy if this goes boom.

>tfw I wake up in the middle of the night just to check the news to see if something happened
>do this the night of the orlando shooting, and I start laughing about it at 2am
>am often saddened by the possibility that there will be no 9/11-scale happening for the rest of my life

In about 50k years. Maybe.

Well I'm no scientist but from what I've seen the east coast won't get hit by ash too badly. I'm sure there will be some and they'll definitely be affected by volcanic winter and people killing each other but it seems mostly the midwest that will get covered in ash.

you are a fucking retard

There is no way you can live an entire lifetime without at least 1 9/11 scale happening. Especially the way things have been going. There going to be so many happening you're going to get sick of them.

It feels like a friend is lying to me to cheer me up

Dubs say Yellowstone erupts and we call the remaining place Morrowind.

Holy shit, underrated post. Reagan smash .

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>in your life
Perhaps.. you wont LIVE to see it. But maybe you can break it to us.

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>tfw I will survive this shit but I live in Alaska so the only women are Mormon or Russian and I will be unable to save my family

Why does everyone hate Mormons?

If it does blow, you can always just shoot yourself.