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wahey edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=uJnE2LwPqg8
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Draw this man in MS paint.

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>Sup Forums's greatest minds, working for over two years, have not been able to crack this one

Don't think this much mental effort has been spent since the British cracked the Enigma Code

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the goal

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When you see it...

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she is a fucking robot

yeh he never showed up I had to wait in earl's court tube for like 45 minutes in the freezing snow before i gave up after there were no more trains coming

oh fuck this screamer got to me

i'd eat the rice fresh out of her arse

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I haven't been there either but I've heard a lot about it I'm down for the meme memories

going to a party lads

jamie oliver is literally the devil
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2018/mar/16/why-ribena-fans-have-been-left-with-a-bad-taste-in-their-mouths
telegraph.co.uk/business/2018/03/16/wetherspoons-tim-martin-criticises-jamie-olivers-sugar-tax-3m/

first turkey twizzlers
then energy drinks
now ribena
i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him

gonna get an ubereats for my tea i think

anyone know if ps3 and ps4 controllers use the same wires

Russians are subhuman but hot damn if they’re women aren’t the hottest.

Why couldn't the Russians assassinate May or Sturgeon instead of that ex-spy lads?

deranged nonce

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the goal

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Any regular USBmini wire

Every story needs a villain. For every Christ there is a Devil. Jamie simply plays the role that he was assigned. He's like a force of nature. If that force of nature also had Down's Syndrome.

Genuinely didn't expect to get caught.

oh ok cheers

Socialism doesn't work. Redistributionism does not work.

I want the jockeys to die for participating in this barbarism

Women are disgusting

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good, hope he puts puts a tax on being fat soon enough

hello horse

Girls in the gym today were very nice to me, quite unexpected

hors leg broek?

*redistributes my weight resting on your bollocks*

wtf I hate women even more now

mate replies instantly to girls and ignores me

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Thine gol

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alri?

THE LIBERAL MEDIA

fingering ur anus with a nice wad of ur saliva is pretty fun makes a nice sound

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qt at work has a yeast infection

fatties will just buy more of the stuff
it mainly punishes the average healthy person and especially the diabetics

Perfection. I hope she has a nice, healthy C cup

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i also smell these

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Need to meet a new reliable dealer tbqh

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Love tramadol, bit of a pain in the arse to get hold of though. I once unironically went to the gp feigning a back injury to get a prescription for tramadol, mad how easily they give that shit out

feeling lonely, anxious, guilty and paranoid and i don't know the reason why.
i know it's caused by socialising too much recently and having autism, but i don't know what the underlying guilt is supposed to be caused by (like if i said something rude, but i know i didn't, so the guilt is from nowhere.)

I wasn't saying Hitler was right in doing what he did, just that he was kind of right

virgin

can you smell it? I shared a bathroom with women, and I can definitely tell when they are having one

I literally need a gf just like this

this type
perfect

wish the russians had assassinated jamie oliver

The goal

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Better that most green texts tbf, noice

Why don't girls understand that being fat isn't "thicc" or "curvy"
Pic related is thicc because she has a bit of meat on the bones but is nicely toned

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>going to london tomorrow
>amber warning for snow and ice
reeeeeeeeee don't want to go but the train's paid for

She is literally morbidly obese. Go to fucking Specsavers you twat

"toned"

youtube.com/watch?v=uJnE2LwPqg8

desuarchive.org/int/thread/71418052/#q71418272

What went wrong?

t. low test soyboy

>going to london tomorrow

You sure about that? Might want to check with the train company

el golazo

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what's good australian cuisine

dont say anything like fairy bread or vegemite

la riots 2.0 when

Oh shit, sorry, wrong pic.

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what does tramadol do

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WINDYYYYYYYYYYYY *Gets swept up into the air and off into the horizon*

>literally morbidly obese
found the soyboy

don't think she i

hard good things about kangaroo meat

How do you accidentally shit yourself lmao

just got bodyshamed in the pound bakery lads

whats it smell like

thats kinda hot

OH THE RANGERS ARE SHITE

Kangaroo

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all my semi normie mates have turned into normies
they all have gfs now

help me

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u can stay at mine
t. hampstead

she doesn't look morbidly obese though

I have zero attraction to fat girls, I could not get hard for one

>la riots

reddit

perfect you say

sco'ish ax'ent best ax'ent

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Strong opioid painkiller

300mg and you'll have the most pleasant night's sleep of your life

Show me how you do it

You have fat blindness brought about by your own morbid obesity. Please consult a physician.

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Ari Billionaire Jeremy Corbyn?

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>MENTIONED

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this

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it's like when you pour a fresh mug of pint or making a starter for bread but way more pungent and repulsive

wut i hate corbyn and he lives in islington

im actually underweight because im a weird sperg who doesn't leave the house enough

they're dead anyway

Probably a yank on tour

not getting it desu

okay

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my pet rock is wandering away

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yes i am
fuck off
can't think of anything worse than spending time with a pathetic raging incel tarquin neet living off daddy's money
i'd belt the fucking jaw off you

therapeutic xanax is going well

not addicted
anxiety at rock bottom
confidence sky high
can get a gf now but don't know how

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*is your childhood*

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VERY not happy with my life lads, nearly 20 and have no job and no ambitions.

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