SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME WHEN MY GUT WAS FEELING FUNNY I SHOULD JUST CARRY ON INSTEAD I WAS FEELING KINDA A DUMB WITH A STREAK ACROSS MY BUM WHILE STOCKING UP ON SPRITE AND STALE BREAD
WELL, THE SHARTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING PUT MY HAND ON MY ASS AND I HIT THE MART RUNNING DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO USE THE JOHN MY PANTS GET FULL AND MY BOWL GETS NONE
SO MUCH TO POO, SO MUCH TO PEE SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH DOING IT AISLE THREE? YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO SO PUT YOUR BROWN STAINS ON SHOW
god i fucking hate walmarts i'd rather shop in one of your dirty pakistani "refugee" communities.
Aaron Allen
I fucking hate burgerniggers
Benjamin Lopez
>be me >be american >waddle at the brisk pace of two miles per month(thats 3.5 kilometers for europoors) towards the front door >just in time for black friday >line of fellow sharters ahead of me >we look like the stampedes from world war A1C >one of us shits himself >starts a chain reaction >we all start slipping on poo >pull my gun out in the confusion >shoot a fellow sharter ahead of me >he bursts into a fountain of shit >waddle into it because of too much forward momentum >slip and hit my head >pass out >wake up in hospital >at least my taxes aren't paying for this
