>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Kayden Powell
Agreed. This is a no autism thread
Wyatt Thomas
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Grayson Turner
Repeating digits and Hillary wins
Kevin Green
awoooo!
Austin Morgan
You tried.
Daniel Gomez
Hey guys what happened today?
Jaxson Gomez
REAL THREAD HERE REAL BREAD REAL BREAD
Noah Foster
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Joshua Morris
Here is a special guide for dealing with shills. Pour Zyklon B on them and make them run for the hills.
Hudson Smith
Hey, all! I've been out most of the day!
How go things tonight? We all excited for the big immigration speech Wednesday? CTR still being a pain in the ass?
Isaac Robinson
Awoo
Charles Wilson
Here's your (You)
Dylan Peterson
Why do you care? You can't even vote.
Kayden Davis
Night /trumpgen/ is comfiest.
Ethan Moore
Not much going on. CTR shilling as usual. Catalog is a hellhole.
Can't wait for Wednesday.
Jace Morgan
But I can meme.
Andrew Hill
>the MSM host stares at the screen as Trump comes on over the line >his voice cuts into your bones when he greets your network >you try to hold back your utter fear while being humbled in his presence >shakingly, you pull up a paper detailing his medical records and begin to ask him your question >"M-Mr Trump, earlier this week you put Secretary Clinton up to a challenge that if you released your medical records, she should release hers" >"That's absolutely right" >you cringe from the pain his voice inflicts on your feeble mind >"Well, the s-secretary has mentioned that she would comply as long as you released your tax returns. We h-hate to bring this topic up again..." >none of you do >in fact, as you sit there, your fear begins to subside and a grin starts to pop onto your face >you experience the glorious wonder of finally stumping Trump >"...but we were just wondering if you would take her up on her chal-" >"I've got them right here" >your legs buckle >your face goes pale >the muscles around your mouth fail and turn to gaping terror as the man himself takes up a folded piece of paper from his coat pocket >he unfolds the paper to reveal a full report of tax returns, all pure and in good intention, all legitimate and fair >your chair nearly breaks as you are jolted back, and begin to panic >the scene cuts to show Trump's end of the picture covering the entire screen >he smiles >a smile to send a message to yours and every network that thought they could overcome him >a smile that tells them >they can never stump the Trump
Daniel Sullivan
I know its very late, but this is a question for any Brits lurking:
If you had a candidate for PM that built his base around stopping all Muslims from entering the UK and explicitly said anyone who was not a documented, legal resident of Britain was to be deported...
And then two months before the election, revised "all Muslims" to "people from troubled regions" and suddenly started dodging when asked about the illegal residents, saying stuff like 'we have to be humane' and 'we'll see what happens'...
Would said con-man have a snowball's chance in hell of being elected?
Honestly, what do you think his odds would be. Teach these guys a little something about reality.
James Moore
There is not a greater feel in the world. Except for the feel of Trump winning and Hillary crying. That would probably make me jizz in my crusaderpants.
Zachary Morris
>That would probably make me jizz in my crusaderpants.
I can already hear a distinct metal clink.
Luke Turner
Toasting in a Deus bread? Feels /comfy/. Welcome back Deus. Non nobus domine.
Juan Sanders
It's November 8th at 11 PM. Pennsylvania has just been called for Trump, pushing him over the 270 Electoral Votes needed to win. Sup Forums just crashed from the sheer amount of traffic.
Where do you go to collect your salt?
Benjamin Thomas
NIGwoooo
Colton Powell
Would Hillary ever pull the "I refuse to debate someone like Donald Trump" card? Even if it were on debate number 2 or 3?
Blake White
everywhere. go to facebook, reddit, tumblr. It will be brexit x 1000
Blake Lee
reported.jpg
Liam Collins
Rebbit.
Lincoln Johnson
Everywhere.
Jack Murphy
Drop the concern shilling and go back to bed akmed. CTR doesnt pay after 10PM.
Jason Parker
Thanks you for your service. All hands on deck no matter if you can vote or not.
Post as much as you can, the last few stragglers who believe the "softening" is anything but a media lie are gonna hear his speech denying it Wednesday. That gives you around 72 hours.
Leo Davis
comfy awoo~
Nathan Martinez
Maybe after the first debate, but it's probably pointless to speculate about the 2nd or 3rd debates for now.
Landon Bell
Do you like CTR shitting up the Internet?
Elect Shillary and this will NEVER go away.
John Price
I opened a pickle jar today and ate one. Tremendous flavour. Best pickle I ever ate with my burger.
Jordan Jackson
Red State for sure. I check out The Blaze for Glenn Beck meltdowns. Definitely turn on Fox News hoping Megyn Kelly is bleeding out of wherever. Ben Shapiro, Rick Wislon, Egg McMuffin, David French...so many cucks on Twitter to mine salt from.
Zachary Clark
>UN shuts down Sup Forums
It's the beginning of the end, Obama sold us out to the globalists
Because it's America and unfortunately niggers are now considered people.
Aaron Fisher
Every president campaigns for their party's candidate. There's not much for them to do this late in their second term, anyway.
John Diaz
Sure. If she felt she could only lose from debating then of course she would. She would frame it as "I don't want to give a racist, bigot like Trump a platform to broadcast his hateful, incendiary rhetoric" or something to that effect. You'll know it's coming if/when the Hillary surrogates start testing the waters in the MSM with, "What if?" scenarios about Hillary ditching the debates.
Leo Nelson
Yuri did say to aim for subverting the right. The left is useful idoits but they are allready commie socialist, they will be lined up and shot since they will be the most disallusioned by thier Utopia.
Jordan Watson
Who's going to stop him?
Thomas Bennett
Twitter Outside
Angel Brown
HI DELEGATES, HELLO! #ISTANDWITHISRAEL
Jayden Bell
Well Negrobama seems to be fucking up really hard by trying to hand the internet to the UN.
Jeremiah Robinson
Not true. It's in bad taste and king nigger knows it.
Zachary Sanders
Their corrupt asses are above the law. Investigators that would go after them would be found dead in their cars and their homes torched.
Lincoln Myers
>but user by announcing your report of me you have in fact broken global rules, which is in fact deserving of a report Learn to read kiddo. >Jake"poopdick"Tapper concerned as fuck never shilled on chan before
Bentley Lewis
I think even many have underplayed the legacy of a Trump presidency. The madman will have quite literally taken the white house from the establishment. When he wins he can do whatever he wants because he'll be crashing the plane with no survivors. The man has never held office in his life and he's a little over 2 months away from winning the highest office in the land. It will be historic and we will quite literally be experiencing one of the most unique situations in American history and it's all because a madman billionaire and patriotic nationalists willed it to be so. Get your popcorn ready, because the battle between the most corrupt politician in US history and the rich, patriotic businessman is just getting started.
Meme magic has truly proven it's value in the year 2016.
Mason Parker
Why doesn't Trump tell the Congress to stop Obama from handing over control of the Internet to the UN/NWO? I'm sure there's a must-pass bill coming up between now and then that they could attach a rider to, no?
Noah Ross
jewbook would be best.
Blake Scott
I will probably be posting Trump generals every 30 seconds.
I'm so excited, user. This is what I've wanted my entire life. I just wish there was some way for me to be directly involved.
Eli Wilson
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Benjamin Torres
Why do you guys hate based Katy Tur so much?
Evan Hughes
this makes me want a burger and a pickle. havent had either in a while.
Gavin Clark
>Doesn't want autism >Is still on Sup Forums A-are you a masochist?
Jaxon Turner
Plebbit. I've never been there but I'd lurk just to see their tears.
Charles Harris
You could campaign on a local level. However that works.
Christian Jackson
>tfw Deus Ex is real >tfw UNATCO will be formed from T29 >tfw we will all be dead within a decade for terrorism
Cooper Thompson
You're just plain cancer. You don't come here to talk bout Trump. Just spam anime
Daniel Ramirez
information overload. wouldnt know what to do desu
after Sup Forums celebrations im brigading the fuck out of /r/enoughtrumpspam and /r/politics
Mason James
Hi Katy! Hows CNN?
Dylan Moore
Volunteer
Hudson Richardson
I already have some twitter and reddit accounts ready to go for some trolling.
These lefists aren't getting it easy
Ethan Evans
>ids okay if WE shitpost
fuck off cancer
Blake Sullivan
...
Joshua Davis
the irony is that you are. Just by being part of TrumpGen you and many others have been directly influencing the election. There are no more excuses calling Sup Forums a "literally who" and underground website. We have hit the mainstream and everyone knows now. They are scared of our true power and influence over people. That is why Hillary attempted to strike at us. We're more important than any one of us can possibly imagine.
Juan Garcia
no u
Easton Phillips
It's such a great feeling when you're imagining the amount of butthurt that will happen when Trump is elected and then you realize that it's actually going to happen
Hudson James
Just report him. He got banned last night
Gabriel White
You have a good taste in documentaries, I'll check it out now. Also, Trump general is something else on Sup Forums. It's not just a general, it's like a whole other board that has been kept inside of Sup Forums. There has been no stop to it, not once any day has there ever been Sup Forums WITHOUT a trump general since the last year of July. This general is something more, the things I've seen here are something more. Sup Forums is literally just shit, shills, and redditards outside of Trump General. It's... It's amazing. And I'm pretty sure as soon as we win we should get our own board.
Nolan Moore
We all talk about Trump pretty often, it's just the comfy lull before he goes on the shitposting crusade at 3 am every night. Also Awoo is an integral part of the Trump campaign's morale.
Sebastian Wright
the journey begins.
begin to re-arm memes towards RINOs we need out next primary's, and democrats that need BTFOing. Use memes to push Trumps moves in congress / public square. The typical bi-partisan bought and owned assholes will try to slow his ass down in ways we WISH they did with Obama.
Henry Murphy
outside
Justin Ortiz
We love our Awoo posters
Adam Bennett
Was away from the tv/internet all day, anything interesting happen?
Daniel Rodriguez
>mfw posting this gif on NOV 9th on facebook >all the tears and hate that I will get even in a completely entirely country
Wyatt Jenkins
>Why is Trump2016online in the OP? >Is Trump softening his positions on immigration? Why isn't he killing spics on the street? >Why is there anime on an anime imageboard?
Did I miss any?
Jace Nguyen
You're relatively new, no? They've been attacking Awoo/anime since the beginning.
