Beto edition
/brit/
What would happen if you dyed a brain pink?
anus
sue
Beto is a rapist
How the fuck did Japan get a population of 120 million?
i like bucky but it must have loads and loads of sugar in it
very syrupy flavour
local corner shop doesn't accept these
useless
rape, nanking
whats his end goal?
Anyone here got experience doing 'accounts payable'? Never heard of it before but apparently it can be a comfy office job if you're not a retard with numbers. It's like a step up from entry level stuff like call centres or basic admin. Might chase one but willing I need a DBS check because of the financial side of things?
Pls pls
end
might spread my bollocks on a tgv rail line for banter
Was thinking this but they were already 100 million strong in 1939. What the fuck were they eating on those islands?
Soldiers
Any arse belly man in?
some animal dug up my dead cat out the back ffs
gets the ol willy wriggling
total ass cancer
very good diet, dont eat meat just fish and rice
have absolutely nothing to look forward to in the weekend
might text my mates but they're probably not around
that was me
Despise her voice
youtube.com
How the fuck did Pakistan sneak over 200 million?
A friend of mine has this. Gets enough free points to fly himself and his family 1st class twice yearly
hate fake as fuck porn
does nothing for me
that diet does nothing but explain why they're 5'4
anime
just gaslighted some guy's arse
God you can literally hear her biological clock ticking it's genuinely vile
alri billy
left bottles of piss in my fridge to stop my mates nicking my stuff
ah yes the ol’ “my mates aren’t around” excuse
weird man voice, never heard it before
RICH NO
>facebook memes
just lost the game
probably have to know how to use sage software. It's widely used for stuff like that.
my personal life is much better after I smashed the patriarchy in me
*clears throat*
checkmate, rorke
DOES ANY LAD WANT TO TALK ABOUT STUFF?
RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
the goal
I heard her for the first time yesterday and thought the same thing.
Rich seems like he'd be a top lad to hang out with.
fuck off i have mates
i just mean i have nothing planned and i dont expect i'll be up to much
Romanian man told he is not alive by court
Constantin Reliu’s request for for the annulment of a death certificate was rejected.
gonna make a corned beef sandwich and then probably close this tab when i get back
yeah me too mine are all away at the moment
any Leeds man in
When you're ugly you realize how meaningless communication all is. What you say doesn't matter, your words don't matter, your looks matter.
You will only ever have a conversation with another ugly person, when a non-ugly person says something they are just talking past you. You are just an ugly pile of shit making noises. Don't make the mistake of thinking people are actually having a conversation with you. Try to remember the last time someone actually tried to get to know you and let you explain yourself properly. Never huh? You are not having conversations with anyone.
Are the irish considered humans?
*inhales*
find it pretty weird how I have a literal bf and am in a loving gay relationship
(immense group conflict betwixt the dogs not pictured)
i have no mates
thus we all die
>why im not married
i thought she was only 21? why is she spacking on like shes in her early 40s
In a case reminiscent of a Kafka novel, a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court.
Constantin Reliu asked the court in the town of Barlad to overturn a death certificate obtained by his wife after he had spent more than a decade in Turkey, during which time he was out of contact with his family. The court told him he was too late, and would have to remain officially deceased.
heard that one before mate yeah they all just happen to be away at the same time uh
don’t worry mate you’re amongst friends
beauty = virtue
6IX9INE THIS AND 6IX9INE THAT
NIGGAS ON MY DICK AND ON MY YACK
who tried to order pizza for tim lads
got plenty of mates but they live in the next town over you wouldn't know them
gonna post photos from my favourite photographer because im bored
>When you play the game so hard you actually end up playing yourself
actually fuck off marco pierre cunt
can't be real
Ah yes, quite Kafkaesque
need a shoulder to let a few tears out mate?
does this mean he cant commit a crime?
have no mates
hate weekends
simple as
You can be convicted without an identity, so no
Aye Leeds and proud lad
lover of public schools me
hmmmm, rather Procrustean
i'm so alone
These are Gondola worthy
DOUBLE TRIGGER GLOCK MAKE RORKE DIDDY BOP BOY
>You can be convicted without an identity
oh
I was going to have a wank but I'll wait till tonight and get the gf to give me a blowie. Hers are 'unconventional' but they get the job done
*pats you on the back*
there, there...
*cums inside*
oops
what does this mean
i'm pregnant
this is a scene from 'invisible man'
good novel, i recommend it
FUCKING sick of the mental fucks on /gif/, want to go over for a bit of a warmup for my wank and I clicked a .gif that had scat that wasn't labelled as a scat thread
It's basically accounting and secretary stuff
i like that one very much