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Beto edition

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What would happen if you dyed a brain pink?

anus

sue

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Beto is a rapist

How the fuck did Japan get a population of 120 million?

i like bucky but it must have loads and loads of sugar in it

very syrupy flavour

local corner shop doesn't accept these
useless

rape, nanking

whats his end goal?

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Anyone here got experience doing 'accounts payable'? Never heard of it before but apparently it can be a comfy office job if you're not a retard with numbers. It's like a step up from entry level stuff like call centres or basic admin. Might chase one but willing I need a DBS check because of the financial side of things?

Pls pls

end

might spread my bollocks on a tgv rail line for banter

Was thinking this but they were already 100 million strong in 1939. What the fuck were they eating on those islands?

Soldiers

Any arse belly man in?

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some animal dug up my dead cat out the back ffs

gets the ol willy wriggling

total ass cancer

very good diet, dont eat meat just fish and rice

have absolutely nothing to look forward to in the weekend

might text my mates but they're probably not around

that was me

Despise her voice
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How the fuck did Pakistan sneak over 200 million?

A friend of mine has this. Gets enough free points to fly himself and his family 1st class twice yearly

hate fake as fuck porn
does nothing for me

that diet does nothing but explain why they're 5'4

anime

just gaslighted some guy's arse

God you can literally hear her biological clock ticking it's genuinely vile

alri billy

left bottles of piss in my fridge to stop my mates nicking my stuff

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ah yes the ol’ “my mates aren’t around” excuse

weird man voice, never heard it before

RICH NO

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>facebook memes

just lost the game

probably have to know how to use sage software. It's widely used for stuff like that.

my personal life is much better after I smashed the patriarchy in me

*clears throat*
checkmate, rorke

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DOES ANY LAD WANT TO TALK ABOUT STUFF?

RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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the goal

I heard her for the first time yesterday and thought the same thing.

Rich seems like he'd be a top lad to hang out with.

fuck off i have mates

i just mean i have nothing planned and i dont expect i'll be up to much

Romanian man told he is not alive by court

Constantin Reliu’s request for for the annulment of a death certificate was rejected.

gonna make a corned beef sandwich and then probably close this tab when i get back

yeah me too mine are all away at the moment

any Leeds man in

When you're ugly you realize how meaningless communication all is. What you say doesn't matter, your words don't matter, your looks matter.
You will only ever have a conversation with another ugly person, when a non-ugly person says something they are just talking past you. You are just an ugly pile of shit making noises. Don't make the mistake of thinking people are actually having a conversation with you. Try to remember the last time someone actually tried to get to know you and let you explain yourself properly. Never huh? You are not having conversations with anyone.

Are the irish considered humans?

*inhales*

find it pretty weird how I have a literal bf and am in a loving gay relationship

(immense group conflict betwixt the dogs not pictured)

i have no mates

thus we all die

>why im not married

i thought she was only 21? why is she spacking on like shes in her early 40s

In a case reminiscent of a Kafka novel, a Romanian court has ruled that a 63-year-old man is dead despite what would appear to be convincing evidence to the contrary: the man himself appearing alive and well in court.

Constantin Reliu asked the court in the town of Barlad to overturn a death certificate obtained by his wife after he had spent more than a decade in Turkey, during which time he was out of contact with his family. The court told him he was too late, and would have to remain officially deceased.

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heard that one before mate yeah they all just happen to be away at the same time uh
don’t worry mate you’re amongst friends

beauty = virtue

6IX9INE THIS AND 6IX9INE THAT
NIGGAS ON MY DICK AND ON MY YACK

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who tried to order pizza for tim lads

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got plenty of mates but they live in the next town over you wouldn't know them

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gonna post photos from my favourite photographer because im bored

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>When you play the game so hard you actually end up playing yourself

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actually fuck off marco pierre cunt

can't be real

Ah yes, quite Kafkaesque

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need a shoulder to let a few tears out mate?

does this mean he cant commit a crime?

have no mates
hate weekends
simple as

You can be convicted without an identity, so no

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Aye Leeds and proud lad

lover of public schools me

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hmmmm, rather Procrustean

i'm so alone

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These are Gondola worthy

DOUBLE TRIGGER GLOCK MAKE RORKE DIDDY BOP BOY

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>You can be convicted without an identity

oh

I was going to have a wank but I'll wait till tonight and get the gf to give me a blowie. Hers are 'unconventional' but they get the job done

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*pats you on the back*
there, there...

*cums inside*
oops

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what does this mean

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i'm pregnant

this is a scene from 'invisible man'

good novel, i recommend it

FUCKING sick of the mental fucks on /gif/, want to go over for a bit of a warmup for my wank and I clicked a .gif that had scat that wasn't labelled as a scat thread

It's basically accounting and secretary stuff

i like that one very much

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>He doesn't know about gondola

My friend, let me show you...

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