TRUMP GENERAL - WE ELEVATORS NOW EDITION

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LATEST BANTER
>Pence on State of the Union 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=k4gz_j6fcr4
>Conway on Fox Sunday
youtube.com/watch?v=nhetpsjOapU
>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
youtu.be/6-48dGesVDM
>Trump on On the Record 8/26/16
youtu.be/KxJaOT6jIUk

>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
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>Trump Playlist
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>Latest bants
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EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/archive/
donaldjtrump.com/media/category/in-the-news

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw
>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/oj4K9fr_WgY
>Farage backstage 8/24/16
youtu.be/9aXOS8xQUic
>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
youtu.be/fM5elUh0Q7U
>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
youtu.be/8jLyRtlXhRo
>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
youtu.be/64zgSMlcFHs
>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
youtu.be/cwQzdX-XXjc

INTERVIEWS
>Pence with Jake Tapper 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=1XUscv0BW30
>Conway on Fox Sunday 8/28/16
youtube.com/watch?v=nhetpsjOapU
>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
youtu.be/HcLTFsDoStM
>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
cpnshows.com/shows/strangreport

ENTERTAINMENT
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtube.com/watch?v=13A6LjDZccw
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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india.com/news/world/donald-trump-to-address-hindu-americans-at-new-jersey-rally-1436439/
offthegridnews.com/current-events/us-government-orders-farmers-to-destroy-30-million-pounds-of-their-own-crop/
hotair.com/archives/2016/08/26/brilliant-response-obamas-dont-discriminate-warning-louisiana-pure-american-gold/
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MAGA

AWOOOOvement.

It's a Movement!

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Goodnight Trump gen.I hope you have a good week

AWOOOO

Is Insideranon coming around tonight?

I prefer this headline from futureanon

>tfw it's probably all LARPing

daily reminder the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the highest reaches of our government and is actually crafting anti-terrorism policy

Goodnight sweet leaf.

I have like 500 YLYL pictures save because I'm never awake when a new thread is made.

So was the LAX shooter a Trump supporter or not? Why would he be wearing a MAGA hat?

We love our awoo posters.
This is an awoo someone made just for me.

I think I'll join you.

>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

He usually comes around 1

Hola niggers.
MAGA

0/10 retarded shill.

friendly reminder that McCarthy was right too

youtube.com/watch?v=qzBfwAkrHL8

They haven't said anything. Last appearance was after softengate. Also, they have a trip now.

HOLY SHIT
rt.com/usa/357497-lax-shooting-police-evacuation/

Has Trump said anything about that Illegal that killed two people with the bus?

They're calling it a hoax, like the one at JFK last week, and the package at Heathrow a few days ago.

Almost like someone is probing the defenses and police readiness at different airports.

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Who else teared up at this speech
>Americanism not globalism will be our credo
youtube.com/watch?v=4CVTuOyZDI0

Needs a filename.

>i don't care about if hillary will sell this countries to corporations and foregin government
>i want muh gay marriage and abortions

>you merely adopted the dark

>Lions
>Sheep
No one cares.

He's right you know.

>lads
>American

Neck yourself

I wonder how it could be possible that our government would be so open to infiltration by all sorts of (((enemy ideologies)))

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>the polls, shepard

Police said nothing habbened Deus.

Also:
>"people will die under Trump!!"
>conveniently ignore the people Hillary killed

Sauce on that.

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Dear Mr President,

I want to thank you for reminding us in South Louisiana not to discriminate against anyone based on race or religion. Had you not reminded us of this I don’t know what we would have done. See we rode around in a boat saving people and well race or religion never entered my mind. Not once. It didn’t enter my buddies mind or my wife’s. Just saving people.

I understand you may be miss informed because of all the race baiting that the media did a couple months ago here is South Louisiana. But I assure you that’s not what we stand for in South Louisiana. We love each other when the times get hard. We look out for our own. Now I know this doesn’t fit your agenda. But facts are facts.

O and by the way stay up in DC play a little golf and enjoy your last couple months in office. Make sure you clean out your desk. Clean out the house you’ve occupied for 8 years cause your time is up. Let ya buddy Ms Clinton know we don’t need her either. She needs her rest. Lord knows she needs rest more then the residents of South Louisiana do. She may could put some of that Clinton foundation blood money to good use down here helping others. But why would she do that. She already knows Louisiana doesn’t belong to her come November. If this was a state she needed she would have been on the boat with me. But that’s OK we got this we are strong here in Louisiana. Something you will never understand.

Thanks

The true citizens of Louisiana

Well shit

i feel like it's doable over text. just watching britbong's banter has put it into my vocab accidentally and it scares me. the american accent doesn't do well with words like lads, mate, etc. imho

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3762661/Bus-Louisiana-flood-volunteers-unlicensed-illegal-immigrant-driver-helm-slams-fire-truck-attending-previous-highway-crash-killing-two-injuring-41.html

Blown the fuck out

Evens
>I get a gf who looks at me like Mike looks at Donald
Odds
>I don't

wouldnt be surprised if a "trump supporter" goes on a rampage or kills some key political figure, like what happened with brexit.

Poor guy

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Trump wallpapers?

Maybe next time, leaf.

Sucks to lose with high odds

india.com/news/world/donald-trump-to-address-hindu-americans-at-new-jersey-rally-1436439/

Trump coming to NJ to addresses Indians.

I'm so going to be there (Sikh Indian in NJ here). Can't wait senpai.

Who do you reckon is gonna do the big one that shuts down air travel? ISIS? The (((globalists)))?

Shillary supporters are the murderers.

(((alt-right racialists)))

Anddddddddddddd nothing but the best from spics and the cunts who hire them.

we turn our haters into lampshades

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Honestly we should not be asking whether or not Hillary should be running for president, but asking why she has not rid us of her vile presence yet

Make Sarcens Removed Again! Have a great time Sikh-bro!

The globalists know that they're one religion of peace incident away from guaranteeing a Trump landslide.

I have no doubt they're doing everything in their power to keep a lid on their pet sandniggers till 2017

>mfw spelling test tomorrow but i was at the latinos for trump rally

REMINDER THAT OBAMA IS A HEARTLESS MONSTER WHO HATES POOR INNOCENT CHERRIES

A VOTE FOR CLINTON IS A VOTE AGAINST CHERRIES

offthegridnews.com/current-events/us-government-orders-farmers-to-destroy-30-million-pounds-of-their-own-crop/

Don't worry user I'll reroll for you
Singles and you get a girlfriend!

>spelling

I have no "shitty bait" macros, so have a (you).

Don't reuse your bait so often.

Tippy top comedic story user

I would have laughed but i am being watched

I miss the old Trump

This is literally from 2 weeks ago.

Someone pls start a "Sup Forums decides ____ election" thread
Sup Forums is boring as fuck right now and that shit is always fun

>we are closer to the general election than the california primary

Where in the unclassified documents about Syria, does it connect ISIS to Obama? Trying to push a Facebook redpill

Well that's old

Any other WA fags going to the Trump event in Everett on Tuesday? I got my free tickets, and I'm excited to see Trump speak in person.

This brilliant response to Obama's 'don't discriminate' warning to Louisiana is pure American gold - Hot Air
hotair.com/archives/2016/08/26/brilliant-response-obamas-dont-discriminate-warning-louisiana-pure-american-gold/
here's the link

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This is a good image. Only Sanguinius still stood during the defense of the eternity gate.
Sucks he dies soon after though.

twitter.com/kevcirilli/status/770094111042994176?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
What songs should Trump play before he comes on stage? I say
youtube.com/watch?v=2En0ZyjQgU4

I've been to a rally. If you want to be close you need to 7-8 hours early. I went to the Hartford rally. It was at 7pm and I arrived at 2pm. There was still a two rows of people in front of me

I second this

Thanks. Could I get an answer to my question lads?

Where are you at lad?

>the media with positive connotations
yeah right, when he does win, it's going to be TRUMP WINS, VOTE ACCURACY IN QUESTION

I don't really care how close I am. It'll be cool just to be there. Being two rows back does sound pretty awesome though.

I always thought this one was weirdly prescient.

(Probably not the best one to do at a minority outreach rally, but I think it sums up a lot of this election well.)

youtube.com/watch?v=QbYXwtIxxQc

Woe and despair, the dark times have fallen upon us. All is lost

Trump has monstrously sacrificed his loyal base at the alter of amnesty, now our movement will surely die as his support flees in droves in a stampede of horrified betrayal.

Perhaps it was true all along. Perhaps Trump really is the anti-Christ sent to assure Hilary is installed as president.

The last American generation will be dead soon. And Donald Trumps amnesty was the final death knell.

Our children are doomed to live as persecuted minorities in a brown and black communist hell. They are as good as dead already. No, there will be plenty of torture first. Then death. Trump has murdered our own children with his chaos and treachery.

Doomed. Finished. Look upon your doomed children, your little brothers who will have no place in their own nation. The daughters and sisters who will be forced to submit to brown men or have none at all.

This is the fate Trump has crafted for them. Weep with them, for our demise is certain now, and our gullibility has failed them all.

Woe, woe and despair. Extinction is nigh, and we shall soon perish from the Earth, our memory effaced from the nation's history in future Spanish texts that will slander us in the brief mention we get at all.

"America first," first to wither and become dust at the bottom of mankinds grave. Our death has been revealed to us, and delivered by Donald Trump.

Only those blessed with more hope than reason cannot see it.

Woe, woe and despair. What will keep me wondering for the few years left is did we really ever have any hope at all, or was it just something we made up in our heads.

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>1 post by this id
waste of double dubs

Praise Kek and let my questions be answered!

twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/770124950908891139

Ahem.

ALLAHU AKBAR. (?)

Will Trump make robowaifus real?

Anyone have a link to a video of trump doing the pepe chin thing?

>If Trump is elected, people are going to die.

Good.

OH SHIT

>1 post by this id
Very well then:

______________________

"TAKE ME IN, OH DESPERATE VOTERS-
"TAKE ME IN, I'LL SAVE THE RACE"
"TAKE ME IN, OH DYING WHITES,
SAID THE RICH MAN TO THE BASE


"WE VOTED FOR YOU!" CRIED THE BASE
"AND YOU FLIP-FLOPPED- HEAVENS WHY?"
"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DEPORT ILLEGALS, NOT JOIN AND TAKE THEIR SIDE!"

"OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID PAWNS" SAID THE NOMINEE WITH A GRIN
"YOU KNEW I WAS A RICH JEW-LOVER BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN"


Reminder that The Snake was written by a Jew using Hebrew euphemisms for sex and sung by a negro who went on to become a black nationalist.

Trump courts the black vote

Well any terrorist attack will guarantee a Trump victory so they'd be full blown retarded to do anything.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/SAID THE RICH MAN TO THE BASE/
I always wonder if it's one shill with the script saved or if you guys have some sort of public repo of scripts.

If they're American-made, sure. Imports are going to be more expensive.

FUCKING REVEAL YOURSELVES, SANDNIGGERS. I'M FUCKING BORED.