What is it like living in a small British village?
What is it like living in a small British village?
Xavier Cooper
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Brandon Wood
i put my penis in things
Noah Torres
What sort of things?
Christian Jones
cool
Cooper Bell
ubercomf
Jeremiah Richardson
Rasheed
Benjamin Scott
letterboxes, newts, victoria sponges, blunderbusses.
Liam Moore
>british flags everywhere
why hasn't this entire village been prosecuted for hate crimes?
Anthony Wood
Union Jack is fine you dullard, St.George's is the ***racist*** one.
In small villages you almost never see Jacks though, only St.George's.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
oh I love comfy villages.
Aaron Myers
Fuck off mutt. The average country brit is still very nationalistic.
Brayden Perez
>let me tell you about your country
The Union flag is fucking everywhere and on everything. Especially in small towns and villages.
Lincoln Peterson
beautiful
Thomas Young
t. city nonce
Adam Scott
Watch Hot Fuzz.
Zachary Thompson
Born in Devon, you Northern Paki.
Asher Cooper
No, watch the BBC show Antiques Road Trip. Nothing but villages and towns galore.
Juan Gomez
t. city nonce
Gavin Ward
Literally from one of the shittiest little villages in country.
Hope you enjoy watching your sister get fucked by Pakis you Northern ape.
Brayden Martin
t. city nonce
Bentley Ross
pretty comfy, everyone's friendly and knows each other. it still feels quintessentially British
if I were ever to go back to England I'd live in a village
yeah noticed that when I went back to England two years back, I might not be remembering things clearly but I don't think I saw St George's cross that often when I lived there
Robert Turner
alright lads don't implode
Chase Morgan
Might be a North/South thing, I never saw a single Jack in Devon.
Lincoln Rogers
Gavin Bennett
complete bullshit
Logan Martinez
nah I was wondering if it's a recent development
I lived in Somerset before moving to Australia
Christopher Walker
>union jack
Dominic Perry
What do you think its like?
Robert Hernandez
Joshua Nguyen
Weird, I admit I haven't been back there for a while, so things might have changed, though I find that hard to believe.
Jason Carter
thread needs more buildings with flags on
Hudson Gonzalez
IDK I live 20 miles from the asshole of my state so I assume better
Hudson Watson
Ur mum's hot fanny, m80
Nolan Scott
As if you know the difference between the two flags.
Kevin Rivera
England is no longer England.
Kevin Lee
Alright G*rman calm down, back to destroying Europe.
Ian Perry
The villages will never change mate. Also;
>Belgium
Jaxson Robinson
Asher Miller
Have you you watched a soap opera, well it is that on steroids.
Everyone is related to everyone and inbreeding is a social pastime.
Nathaniel Jenkins
That girl you has a crush on in school? Yeah she has 5 kids and a face like a car crash.
Easton Davis
True.
Luke Miller
my old college has a union jack out front
Owen Walker
it's only midnight i shouldn't be this retarded
Nolan Stewart
It's increasingly hard to hap to our fucking, she really spoiled it for me.
Samuel King
streetview of where I grew up AMA
btw Union flags, Union Jacks and St George's Crosses are not common in the slightest don't listen to the mancunians in this thread
Grayson Campbell
fuck forgot pic
Christopher Martinez
turn the VPN off braden
Henry Taylor
any muslims?
Jack Jackson
Just looked at my old village now, no George's, only Jacks.
Times have changed,
Oliver Young
You'd be lucky to even find a black person in most villages, let alone a muzzie.
Evan Kelly
are the locals friendly outsiders?
Bentley Brooks
are you the retard that said as if thats even a good thing
genuinely never met a muslim before I went to uni where there is a kebab shop
the school I was at had around 1500 pupils constantly and from years 7 to 13 and during the time I was there there were only 3 half/quarter black kids and 1 asian. they were very well integrated and didn't suffer any racism that i can recall
Sebastian Flores
the way it was is no longer the way it is
Easton Williams
Not really. Tourists get called 'grockels', and people who aren't born there are shunned.
Wyatt Turner
no
William Gray
yeah, we have a folk music festival near us where lots of americans go and they're generally well recepted if they act well. One year we set up a temporary cafe in our garden to raise money for the primary school and I made friends with an Irish kid
wrong, my brother still goes and it's still the same
Matthew White
i want to live in dundee
Owen James
Someday I would love to go around the English countryside and visit a bunch of villages
Robert Jackson
this street literally doesn't exist anymore and if I see you stupid fucks post it again I'm going to flip. Sure, Camden is pretty terrible but get a new fucking picture
Brayden Powell
My impression of english villages is shaped by this documentary I saw about this middle aged fat pagan butcher and so I imagine everyone is like that
Mason Wilson
thats oddly specific
northern island and scottish contry side are worth visiting, the yorkshire moors are stunning too
Gabriel Anderson
not much to do in villages, you could visit local pubs and tea rooms etc but there's no guarantee people will want to talk to you, you could go hiking I guess
to experience a village you really have to live in a village
Michael Ramirez
Weird to think of Europeans as having villages desu. I imagine them all living in crowded towns with no nature.
Kayden Nguyen
Not far off, see this too - youtube.com
James Russell
Isaiah Cox
Sorry, I'm a Gloucesterfag so I have no real reasons to ever tread into that area
Carter Miller
do you have dry stone walls in america, I find countryside feels kind of empty without them
are you an expat?
Dylan Johnson
We just call them rock fences
Gavin Rodriguez
occasionally, most of them aren't maintained and you can find them overgrown in some parks
James Sullivan
comfy entrance
William Davis
Nah I'm from Gloucester Country, NJ. The best county in the state
Cameron Torres
It must be really weird living in a place with no history or (white) folklore
do you learn a lot about native american folklore and imagine that when you are in the countryside?
shoddy walls desu
so can you pronounce it right?
Ryan Jones
honestly have plenty of history and folklore here fuck off with that shit nigel
do you legitimately have aspergers or something?
Gavin Peterson
Everyone gets murdered
Carter Rivera
>history and folklore
like what? I mean like proper history
Benjamin Perry
Quick rundown pls
Luke Powell
There’s plenty of history and folklore. Mostly ghost stories and other creepy tales.
Anthony Ramirez
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Alexander Collins
St.George's flag is tied to the white-van man little Englander stereotype.
Union Jack is the British flag and has less negative connotations, but only Pakis or foreigners associate with British rather than their local nationality (English,/Welsh/Scottish/NI)
Brandon Hughes
explain what you mean by proper history as I can already tell you that I'm better educated than you are and could easily explain multiple different, very interesting, facets of American history
folklore? I'm in Philadelphia right near Gloucesterfag over there and we have multiple folk cultures around us, Pennsylvania Dutch, old Pennsylvania Gypsy, Jersey Dutch, Pineys, etc.
but I know you're just going to move the goalposts around to be smug
Ryan Lewis
What is proper history?
Thomas Davis
>THE MAD MAN WITH THE PRAM WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU
Jaxon Brooks
>tfw you will never live in a comfy english village
Grayson Martin
is northern full of indian rapists?
Sebastian Kelly
Would it be autistic to dress as a hobbit and wander about the villages?
Jeremiah Green
Yes, that's where all the rape gangs are, so it's kind of funny to hear them whine about Londoners being Pakis.
Robert King
no, go for it
Cooper Rivera
Remember once that while on my paper-round I forgot to say good morning to some old bastard, basically caused a village incident.
Extremely.
Nicholas Watson
In South Jersey there's lots of history. The Lenni Lenape lived in the area thousands of years until the early 1800s. The Dutch and the Swedes came before the Brits in the mid 1600s. William Penn and other Quakers came in the late 1600s and early 1700s and established many NJ communities and Philadelphia. Seems really recent compared to English history.
And on pronouncing Gloucester. We pronounce it (hard g) Gah-law-ster.
>so can you pronounce it right?
Probably no. Nor can anyone here with our thick quasi-Philly accents
Dominic Peterson
is this the prologue to how you got nonced?
Isaac Baker
i like british bricks
Carson Anderson
>I'm better educated than you are!
yep, I'm the one being smug here
I mean non-recent history, could you tell me more about your perception of immigrant folklore without being a prick like the other guy
go for it pal
no, its just southerners that think birmingham is the north
your pronunciation is close enough I'll give you a pass
lmao, and that one guy who had such a thick dialect that you couldn't understand him so you just nod
Jack Anderson
No, I managed to deftly evade him by using a hedgerow to maneuver round him and run away, otherwise he'd have definitely ravaged my boipussi.
Connor King
I’m visiting England this summer to see my ancestral homeland and reconnect with my people. Where would you say is the “Heart” of English culture?
Gavin Turner
SOMERSET
Brayden Thompson
dire
Jayden Turner
Define recent
Daniel Hernandez
I'm telling you're obviously not very well educated because you keep using weird as fuck terminology, non-recent history, "immigrant folklore"? seriously what the fuck are you on about? If you simply clarified your question I would've answered back in paragraphs of cited explanations until well into tomorrow
you already acted like an arrogant cunt from the get-go looking to deliberately insult Americans and America so fuck off
Jaxson Perez
What was that Bruce?
Lucas Miller
So be it. To Somerset it is. Will many of my fellow english be impressed if I can speak the archaic variety?