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final boss edition

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LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.

Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.

Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.

in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him

IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN

and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!

the final scene of the series will be

>Euron as the final victor
>Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
>Dany's head on a pike to his right
>Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
>Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
>Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
>Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"


BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. I AM ALSO AN EXPERT PREDICTOR IN MANY OTHER THINGS, WINNING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF $ BETTING ON POLITICAL OUTCOMES AND I HAVE AN IQ NORTH OF 160

*dies off screen*

first for jews ruin everything

I worked hard on this

plz clap

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I'm unsatisfied with this season. What was the point of the zombie adventure north of the wall?

I love my aunt

is this the worst GoT episode to date?

>the meeting at dragonstone was cringe as fuck
>Baelish, the most cunning man of westeros, is bested by single digit IQs
>Emilia Clarke can't act to save her life
>Jaime and muh promise : "You have only me left and you want to kill me?! Let me go so I can leave you!" => what did they mean by this?
>Night King riding the dragon
>Bran & Sam

the directing and the angle of shots in particular was fucking awful

God

Auntie loves you too user

And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

Reminder that theres nothing wrong with banging your aunt.

What? that's not real, that's retarded. kicking someone in the crotch if they're missing their balls does hurt.

WE DID IT LADS
J O N E R Y S

littlefinger plotline made no sense.

were they in on it the entire time? that makes no god damn sense based on the scenes where littelfinger wasnt even there watching them and they were still threatening to kill each other????? if they didnt know the entire time when they fuck did they find out? when did they plan this entire fake trial thing? what was the point of the fake trial? why did they have to be so roundabout about it? what did they gain by faking a feud????????? I DONT UNDERSTAND

Ramsey also destroyed the nerves YASSSS BIOLOGY BITCHES

>AAAAAGGHHH

What did he mean by this?

F

Do you get off to being a blatant contrarian? It wasn't perfect but fuck

I hope Euron is the final boss and Theon is the final hero and the person to sit the throne in the end will be Cersei's incestbabby with Tyrion acting as Lord Regent

always wondered how they act this without actually having sex

What would you have done in his position, /got/?

Legitmately made me uncomfortable. I don't like seeing him like this.

>quick cut and turns away

SO COOL OMG

because that'll show him! that's why

>Theon is actually Peggy Hill

Last episode was far, far worse. This was a 4/10.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

agghhh...

>Some people literally think that the migrating Dothraki and unsullied have less of a right to westeros than the first men and andals and targaeryns

WAIT WAIT WAIT

Did they just cast fucking Viserys to play Rhaegar?

Gee Rhaegar, how come D&D let you have TWO sons named Aegon?

...

littlefinger's tears :(

GIVE ME THAT STRAW POLL LINK, BOYS

I TRIED TO HANG IN THERE FOR AS LONG AS I COULD
I FUCKING TRIED
BUT I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE

They have sex beforehand so it's not awkward when they're on set.

No, they just used his wig.

HE DIDNT' SCHEME SO GOOD

>Stannis
>dead

...

smugfu

>tfw briefly hate Euron but then Cersei reveals it was all a ruse and he's coming back with an elite fucking army of mercs

Honestly feel bad about doubting /ourguy/.

EURON GOING TO ESSOS
WILL HE RETURN WITH A VICTARION VALCANO HAND?

>Baelish, the most cunning man of westeros, is bested by single digit IQs
>LFfags
>muh IQ

this doesn't answer my question

...

Season 8 better show how Westeros can't feed all those guys or how the Dothraki just want to raid or go home.

They better for that 3 minute snug scene with Grey Cock and Missandei

Only redeemable feature of this episode was the promise of Cleganbowl

I keep praying that those season 8 "leaks" are wrong, though.

Judging by how the Hound talked about Arya, though, I don't think they are.

mfw I read them

>massive wall crumbles
>dust settles after less than a minute
>all the rubble is cleared to the side and there's a perfectly clear path to walk through

Is this... wight privilege?

screencapped my friend

Goblinfu

>You will never have a passionate, emotional sex like this

Sex scenes have always confused me. So is Kit wearing something on his cock here or what the fuck are they grinding against each other legitimately

:thinking:mind

They don't penetrate dumbo.

He was hurt, he made sounds. But he wasn't as hurt as the other person expected him to be.

>finally bends the knee
>literally next episode is revealed to be the true heir

what did they mean by th-- ah fuck it I'm not watching this bullshit anymore.

Euron's Season 8 Entrance

You forgot the shaky cam theon fight, where having no nuts is a plus!

kit is wearing a cocksleeve, emilia is wearing a cunt sleeve

Actors usually wear a little dick sock that keeps the boner down.

They're wearing flesh colored underwear

Why is it so annoying to me when she walks with her hands behind her back? Its something she started doing last season and I fucking hate it.

>TFW Euron shows up with the dragon horn, golden company and volcano arm

It's navel fucking

how is intelligence not relevant when discussing strategy?

has the best scene

Never seen two leads with the weight of an entire series/fandom behind them with less chemistry than those two.

There were a few S5 episodes that were far worse

That was a completely bizarre scene and I have no idea what it was meant to inspire for us as viewers. Were we supposed to laugh at Theon having no dick?

Where is Young Griff in this picture?

Blackfyre Rebellion 2: Electric Boogaloo

>that completely contrived, awkward meeting between the cleganes

Sure, man

youtu.be/86f_U_q4SFg

Do you think the fact they fucked for real made it more awkward or less awkward to pretend to fuck infront of a hundred people?

I want to believe. If they were to actually pull this D&D would be the greatest heroes in the history of television.

Nah, Jaime is another cockless coward. Cersei and Euron are playing the game while he's hoping for scraps.

you almost forgot

>BLATANTLY RIPPING OFF the Wrath of the Lich King cinematic

post them

you wear modesty socks. It's not as sexy as it looks because that shit literally takes hours to film. After a while you'll lose whatever erection you have if it crops up. They are paid to do this professionally

they tape the dick to the side of his leg so it cant poke her

Did they actually?

Anyone got a download or a stream? Pirate Bay is shitting itself right now.

>if Robb had just fucked his crazy aunt he would have had the army of the Vale on his side

Its pretty hilarious, especially after the chemistry between Jon and Ygritte.

GRRM and D&D both say the ending will be 'bittersweet'

that means Jonerys will not have a happy ending

>awkward
I just don't understand Jonerys Targshits.

>Theon the eunuch in service to the first female queen defeats the aggressive rapist, despite being an underdog
>his secret power that allowed him to win was not having any balls
Thinking was done

DELETE THIS

>mfw one of my friends thought actors always actually have sex during sex scenes

Baelish lost to a cripple with superpowers you idiot

3*

>he believes in her
Euron is going to cuck Cersei. He will go to Dany side to "marry the most beautiful woman in the word". Jaime will kill him.

Yes. I've watched a lot of asian costume dramas (where historically eunuchs were important and not rare) and that is the point yeah. It's funny that eunuchs have no cocks.

Jon is Azor Ahai. Rhaegon is Lightbringer. Dany will birth their son, who Jon will name Eddard. Dany will die fighting the White Walkers. Cersei is the final boss. Jon's coalition army will defeat Euron and the Essos mercenaries, and starts to approach King's Landing. Jaime returns to Cersei, tries to plead with her, but she refuses. He then chokes her to death while she's still pregnant, thus completing his cycle as King Slayer. Jon becomes Aegon VI (or VIII) at the end, Gendry becomes Lord Barathon

They dated irl so I'm guessing they've fucked

>hope that stannis will come back to save the show

>it doesnt happen

fuck this awful writing and fanfiction.

They would never

Seriously, Rose Leslie got some actual display of emotion from Kit but these two look sad fucking.

Also why did they have Tyrion being cucked like that?

Warning: terrible fanfiction ahead.
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