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Rhaegar the stud banging northern sluts edition

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Glorious

>massive wall crumbles
>dust settles after less than a minute
>all the rubble is cleared to the side and there's a perfectly clear path to walk through

Is this wight privilege?

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Kit Harrington. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand

in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body.
I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Kit. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry.

Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing.

One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin.

Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

jonerys a shit

>all targaryen
>white of hair

>jon snow
>black of hair

?????

THE SEED IS WEAK

blonde sissy bois btfo

Who is Jon Snow?
Do you mean, Aegon Targaryen?

What sort of dumbass queen goes and personally meets with her enemies?

This is some anime shit

BENEATH THE GOLD
THE BITTER STEEL

is this the worst GoT episode to date?

>the meeting at dragonstone was cringe as fuck
>Baelish, the most cunning man of westeros, is bested by single digit IQs
>Emilia Clarke can't act to save her life
>Jaime and muh promise : "You have only me left and you want to kill me?! Let me go so I can leave you!" => what did they mean by this?
>Dickless Theon is so cool!
>Night King riding the dragon
>Bran & Sam

the directing and the angle of shots in particular was fucking awful

God

THE UGLY IS STRONG

I'm pissed about Little Finger dying

Dude should have been the end boss, now I know how you Stannisfags feel

There wuz black and brown haired Targaryens before
Prince Duncan >the small for example

Reminder that Robb Stark and Rickon Stark don't matter to Sansa Arya and Bran

F

lyanna probably got BARATHEONED

Remember that it's okay when adult creepy dudes with powerful fathers manipulate a 14 year old girl to run away with them as long as they "love them".

dany

>I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

Dickon

When is Stannis coming back??

>just one little drop

I live 15 minutes away from the amphitheater they used for the dragonpit scene in Seville and I honestly have no idea how'd they let them build those sets there right above a bunch of ancient roman columns

Last episode was worse

uuuurrrgh...

The age of got has ended. The age of sneed posting has begun

Daeron the Good's marriage with the Dornish princess produced about 50/50 dark/valyrian hair.

"no"

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRONNS CASTLE?!?!?!?!

>k-khaleesi

SEED POWER RANKINGS

1. Baratheon
2. Tully
3. Stark
4. Targaryen
5. Lannister

99999999. Martell

>didn't give Gilly credit for finding that, pretended like it was his own doing
Sam is truly the most pathetic character on the show.

...

He's the least valyrian of all targaryens.
Only 5.8% valyrian blood in his veins.

Wait so what happened to cersies miscarriage? Were the leaks wrong about that one?

never ever

/reddit/

why is she so annoying

BaratheBONED

Apparently targs dig on used goods as well as incest.

Are they sure she isn't actually Arya's mom?

should have been Jorah

Reminder that this is all CGI and they didn't even actually fakefuck.

time.com/4346408/game-of-thrones-george-r-r-martin-3-twists/
>Showrunners David Benioff and D.B. Weiss recently told Entertainment Weekly that during a 2013 meeting with Martin, they learned about "three holy sh— moments" the Song of Ice and Fire author intended to include in his series — two of which have already happened.
>The first took place in the ninth episode of season five, when Stannis agreed to allow Melisandre to burn his daughter Shireen.

APOLOGIZE

>hype Jon as the true heir to the throne
>LOL NO HE'S GOING TO DIE
Sure thing, buddy. Why hype him as the true king if they're not going to have him be the true king.

Everything tops the disaster that was last episode.

wait, they died?

I'm still annoyed that show Euron doesn't have an eyepatch. they could have easily had him get his eye fucked up fighting the sand snakes. earlier in the season.

youtube.com/watch?v=KjRGYE6brQY

ELDRITCH WIZARD PIRATE KING

You inherit hair traits from the mother. This goes for baldness too.

I guess it's not suppose to be weird that Jon is having sex with his aunt I guess.

THIS CAN'T BE HARRENHAL
I'M ON THE TABLE HERE

>wall is made of ice
>dragon melted the wall with fire

Press F to pay respects

Your mother's father, sweetie.

they're not dead. if they were going to kill them they would have done so last week when they were getting swarmed by undead.

>they used the same dusty old wig Viserys wore

GIVE AUNTIE DANY YOUR CUMMIES

TWO YEARS

Man everything might be shit and retarded

But Targaryans sure know how to make an entrance

Why is Jaime so cool bros?

WHAT THE FUCK DABIB WHERE IS EDMURE

W E W
E
W

>implying

>and its all thanks to Ser Bronn of Blackwater
based
did he and Pod went to brothels or some shit?

So how was the High Septon coerced into annulling a marriage that had been for years and that had produced two children which the annulment made bastards?

>robert is now an even bigger cuck
is that why the bobbyposting stopped

Only in the dumbass show. In the books he looks like a Stark, which is a hint at his true parentage, because most of Ned's actual kids look like Tullys.

it flapped around and screamed the way it did 5 fucking times before

who lmao?

t. D&D

Gold.

>Bronn invents a bullshit excuse to leave the set
>Cersei comes into scene
The contract is real. We weren't memed.

jesus
thank god i never read that

lmao, stay cucked

Blackfyre Rebellion coming soon.
Cleganebowl coming soon.
GET HYPED, DESPITE SEVERAL GOOD STORYLINES GETTING DESTROYED BY D&D

he shows up episode 2 next season according to the leaks

all we need now is Brienne and Jaime to hook up.........

Perhaps he was wondering why you would slice a man before taking Harrenhal off the table ash whell

Varys fucking face while Bronn tells them that is hilarious

>not remotely believable as a god tier assassin
>always looks smug as fuck
>ugly

The stark girls are just garbage

Ser Bronn of the FUCKING Blackwater, actually

And he took Pod for a drink, kid didn't deserve to die in the Dragon Pit if shit went sideways

Some one please post a pic of Jaime riding north by himself

House Lannister
House Greyjoy
The Golden Company

GIB
TORRENT

If Sansa was so upset about littlefinger's """"""""""""""""""""""""crimes"""""""""""""""""""""""" why didn't she tell on him when she had the chance in 4x8, or any episode since then? If it wasn't for him they would have never taken Winterfell back and Ramsey would still be raping and torturing her. The writing in this show is beyond shit at this point

>mfw Euron is going to take Aegons place in the show, and conquer Westeros

They were both on top of the wall when the bit around Eastwatch fell so they're stuck up there unless they run aaaall the way to Castle Black.

nope

>bronn leaves the scene stating some meme reason
>cersei immediately enters

why are they so immature that they literally have a contract stating they can't be in any scene together ?

He'll get the Red Keep after he is the last man standing

>Blackfyre Rebellion coming soon.
The final season is only 6 episodes long. its not happening user.

I want to punch that leaker who hyped up BOAT SEX when all I got was two seconds of Kit Harrington's arse.

Watching all of you pathetic fucks writhe and squirm over legitimately good representation of women in power is amazing.

I love what this show is doing to this board.

IT WAS JUST A THOT BRO CHILL

>>Baelish, the most cunning man of westeros, is bested by single digit IQs
He was stopped by the Three Eye Raven, a man who knows all and sees all.

F

>As first act as King of Westeros, I Aegon Targaryen rename Roberts Rebellion to the Beta Uprising

If it weren't for him she'd never have married Ramsay in the first place

He arranged it remember

So what'll happen to Bronn? I don't think he'll be safe in King's Landing without Jaime around.

So showEuron is a composite character of Aegon VI, bookEuron and Victarion then?