What modern country is this:
>permanent housing 10 000 years ago
>agriculture at least 7000 year ago
>one of the eldest languages; related to sumerian
>oldest fishnet in the world found
>formed many earliest of kingdoms
>went to america long before vikings for example
>has the largest national poem library in the world
>lands used to vast from pacific to atlantic
>has an epic compared to any world's most sacred texts
>was and is the whitest of all humankind
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And then they got their shit kicked in by a bunch of Russians lol
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Too hard? I can give tips.
just frosty mongols really
10 vs. 1 tried, and 1 killed 10. You do the math, since you're so bright.
Finno-Ugric atlantis.
Too bad about the fusion reactor meltdown.
WE WUZ
Not frosty, not mongols.
Duh the ancient elephant people
*Finnic Atlantis
Ugors don't fit into the equation
>oldest fishnet in the world
Something about the idea of ancient Finngolians dancing around a campfire in fishnets really creeps me out.
Finland is very advanced and it always has been a hub of innovation and progress. But what really impresses me is Ausland.
>shithole desert unable to grow crops
>populated with violent aboriginals that burnt everything and literally ate each other
>cut off from all other civilization
>filled with dangerous animals and insects
>large population of criminals and undesirables from the UK
>a first world country less than a century later
Is Australia proof of white supremacy?
>actually hairy elephant people
If Finns are so great why didn't they have more people to fight with them then, huh?
We also invented ice skates
Yes and no. They create good stuff, but they don't export it, which is stupid. Like spidermites.
finns are actually aliens
Because of balance with nature.
>language related to sumerian
Chechnya is a shithole
And Dish Drying Closet.
fins are the WE WUZ KANGS of Europe despicable race
The Joos
> shithole desert unable to grow crops
The populated part of Australia is a pretty good agricultural area. Abbos not utilizing it is just like Native Americans in Southwest USA never moving to California Central Valley, the best agricultural area west of Mississippi
Ever since the interstellar finnic empire fell we've been living in frozen wasteland that noone want to take from you because they don't know how to survive there.
that kinda sets hard limits for pop growth in pre-industrial society
is this the canadian end game?
Yes
>a first world country
2nd highest HDI
4th highest life expectancy
Highest MEDIAN wealth by a huuuuuuge amount
We're ALL cash up bogans cunts
>ancient Finngolians dancing around a fire in fishnets AND ice skates
Not really helping your case here...
Mendeleev destroyed and subjugated Finland by inventing Vodka. Russian are vodka resistant, while Fins fell and became the drunk slaves.
THE LEAF speaks the truth. You guys are basically just treeniggers shouting about how great you were.
Fins have not and will never be valuable.
Because the Finnish national pasttime is getting drunk and passing out in the snow to die.
I know! I know! I know!
It's our greatest ally funland desu ^^
There are only two nations atm that can have any claims to "history over Xk years pre christus" - Egypt and China. Technically only China, because Egypt doesnt have egyptians anymore.
indeed it is the time will come when the world fears us you fin cross breed dog
>meanwhile in USA.
Suck my Finnic Scytho-Sumerian cock
We're still the most innovative though.
That fuggin russkie :D:D:D:D:D:D
they were outnumbered like 20 to one though. and they didnt start it.
Well, that is about to change. So hols your horses Gregomir. Btw. did you know that most of the "russians" are actually Finns?
>Meanwhile in Finland
Some Russian squatters who are squatting while Putin breeds them off their land
Its ironic Fins only remember in regards Russia that one war (that they lost), but not the fact that their state exist exclusively thanks to Russian Empire and they crawled on their knees asking to protect them from Swedes.
>finngols
>white
Whatever you say, ghengis.
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Shut up bitch, you had to hire the French to fight the Brits for you. If it weren't for Pierre and his cheese-eating baguette monkey you would still be kissing George III's ring.
>implying the world existed 10,000 years ago
nice try satan
Of course you're okay with it, where else are you going to go? No one wants Finns to immigrate to their country.
>that they lost
Pyrrhic victory, Igor. Also Russia never protected us from anyone, your Soviet history falsification won't work here.
Actually we are very grateful for that. We just hate your aggression towards us ever since. And before that. Russia is formed by Finns, so when are you going to be grateful about that?
We know that ww2 was a jewish war and almost all soldiers against us was taken from ukraine
Too bad about the hyperwar.
this
Putin is of Finnic (vepsian) heritage actually.
>but not the fact that their state exist exclusively thanks to Russian Empire and they crawled on their knees asking to protect them from Swedes.
Are you ok? Need ambulance for stroke?
>WE WUZ 2ND WORLD DICTATORS AND SHEEEEIIIT
Italy
>from Swedes
>coming from a finn
>lost to russians
>white
Not dictators, but peoples
>what is world war and how does it work
>WE WUZ PEOPLE N SHEEIIIT
Lol nice try Finn
>permanent housing 10 000 years ago
What do you think this means? Building huts is something people would have had to do in the very early days after leaving Africa.
>agriculture at least 7000 year ago
Are you trying to tell me that Finns were the first people to farm? Because I think you're wrong.
>one of the eldest languages; related to sumerian
Meaningless. All modern languages are descended from older, ancient languages that are no longer spoken.
>oldest fishnet in the world found
Given that fish nets are made out of fibers, how does this prove anything?
>formed many earliest of kingdoms
If you're trying to make the case for Finland being a 10,000 year old culture, you're failing badly.
>went to america long before vikings for example
Citation needed.
>has the largest national poem library in the world
And India is home to the person with the longest fingernails in the world. Big fucking deal.
>lands used to vast from pacific to atlantic
In other words, nomadic people with no centralization wandered across the north. This is nothing out of the ordinary.
>has an epic compared to any world's most sacred texts
Most European civilizations do.
>was and is the whitest of all humankind
Finns are basically Asians.
This is pretty fucking accurate.
Our culture. Yours base too.
Am i the only one who thinks finns are really funny?
What country is that wtf
Permanent means not moving around constantly.
First archeological evidence of it from Estonia is ~11000 years ago.
R.I.P Sampo
>permanent housing 10 000 years ago
What do you think this means? Building huts is something people would have had to do in the very early days after leaving Africa.
It means pretty much since it was thought that WE WUZ hunter-gatherers'n'sheeeeeiit.
>agriculture at least 7000 year ago
Are you trying to tell me that Finns were the first people to farm? Because I think you're wrong.
No, but looong before the rest of Europe.
>one of the eldest languages; related to sumerian
Meaningless. All modern languages are descended from older, ancient languages that are no longer spoken.
Meaningless? OK. Tells alot about you, your knowledge and understanding.
>oldest fishnet in the world found
Given that fish nets are made out of fibers, how does this prove anything?
Yes, it's the oldest.
>formed many earliest of kingdoms
If you're trying to make the case for Finland being a 10,000 year old culture, you're failing badly.
No, I did not.
>went to america long before vikings for example
Citation needed.
paabo.ca
And India is home to the person with the longest fingernails in the world. Big fucking deal.
Tells a lot about you again.
>lands used to vast from pacific to atlantic
In other words, nomadic people with no centralization wandered across the north. This is nothing out of the ordinary.
Yes there is. A wide people.
>has an epic compared to any world's most sacred texts
Most European civilizations do.
No they don't. Very few have.
>was and is the whitest of all humankind
Finns are basically Asians.
No.
Old world languages.
Why so much hate towards your own people :(
Finns are the cancer of the north
If Finland is so great how come there isnt a Finland 2?
Check mate Finns
It's because they have an economy based on their massive reserves of natural resources. The Brits pretty much sent their prisoners to el Dorado, why shouldn't you expect them to get rich?
This is what you get when your fennoswede teacher tells a Finn to hate himself.
Love you finnbros
Never mind the bantz
What was that site again? I can't remember and I don't keep bookmarks. The setting for apocalypse was nice.
Ribs
>paabo.ca
>Atlanto-Finnic
gave me a boner
China
Thanks Alexander, and you own us nothing, just like we don't own nothing to (((them))).
>2016
>not chyna
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ps. i'm voting for dolan
Bosnia desu
ITT:
>fins trying hard not to say they're a long lost aramaic tribe
ne volim te alija
Scytho-Sumerians not Arameans ok, praise tengri
But im not a balija senpai
I don't like servs either
Actually Dan.
Not a serb eather famalamadindunffindong.
Thanks I needed to lol
ching chong
BING BONG
we didnt transform the desert leaf, we used the nice places as our cities
WE
WUZ
SUMERIANZ
N
SHIET
Truly the most powerful race in the world.