DUDE GETTING PEED ON LMAO XD

DUDE GETTING PEED ON LMAO XD

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Holy f*ck! That's wackier than turning into a pickle! xD

Both were pretty funny imo.

Marry Fuck Kill

Marry pee girl, fuck Jessica, kill the other.

IRL pee girl

You know I have been hearing lately the makers of the show do a lot of piss jokes and I never noticed before. Someone on that team has a piss type fetish kinda shit. After seeing this tonight I guess it is confirmed someone does in fact have a piss fetish.

>tfw have piss fetish
who dat?

Same. I'd want that body repeatedly for the rest of my life, and she's wearing a cross which means she has good, Christian values.

The leader of the Galaxy does

Piss was probably mentioned in ways that would make sense, like character talking about pissing themselves or whatever, but this was just blatantly just talking about being pissed on for a sexual fetish.

Dana Palagonia

Pee girl is more SLIMM than THICC. She's just got tits and an hourglass figure, which alone isn't THICC.

Summer says she pisses herself a lot.

Yeah, I reverse searched it as soon as I asked
Does she actually have a piss fetish? She's just thicc instagram slag #452719 as far as I can see

She's super hot, tho.

PLus, a huge who re and still in college.

t. guy who's seen her irl

She's super hot, tho.

Plus, a huge whore and still in college.

t. guy who's seen her irl

sorry for duplicates

Oh yeah, she is a solid 9/10
would swim through 28 miles of broken glass to hear her pee h
through a walkie talkie

Ew. The plastic body is nice but the plastic face is too much. Wood fug tho.

amen

Having juggs like that with no nudes is just rude.

Instathots have discovered a way to make money while posting nothing more racy than you'd see at the beach. They just have to fuck a Saudi billionaire every few months.

best I have

fixed

Why would someone enjoy being peed on?

My guess is it's domination.

But I think true love is when kissing just isn't enough, you feel like biting and ripping th eflesh off the other person. Pissing is just disgusting.

...

>domination
nope. It's a hot liquid pouring out of a pussy, which is sexy
I don't think it's a domination thing at all, I mean it can be but that's not the reason I think it's hot

>which is sexy
It really isn't. Does shit coming out of a phat ass sound hot, too?

I hope they keep using bigtits mcgee as a background extra, she's great. Loved her complete disgust at Morty.

>dude eating poop xDDD
>lmao getting pissed on xDddd
is this the famous american """humor"""? :^(

Not to me. But let's be fair, it's a fetish, I ain't gotta explain shit. A hot girl pissing looks sexy to me, that's all I can say

You should be ashamed of your horrible fetish. I suggest a good scourging.

redditors aren't real americans

I suggest you fuck yourself m8

Dan Harmon has pee fetish

Relax, piss-drinker.

patrish fetish desu

What happened to feet

reddit fetish baka

>focusing on a single line at the end
>having this ruin an episode for you

t. sperglord

Because women, all women, are filthy sexual degenerates addicted to being dominated by a force of power and control. The only thing that kept them in control was being kept under control by their fathers until marriage age at which time the responsibility of control fell to the husband.

Now teenagers and the youths of our first world nations develop sexual deviant behaviors by the time they leave middleschool due to the modern feminism mantra of "muh body, I can do what I want with it".

The human heart knows no bounds when it comes to lust. They will chase these urges like a junkie, hoping these encounters will make them happy or fulfilled until the day they die, empty and without purpose. A shell of the person they could've become.

I hope they asphyxiate and drown in that urine.

say control more

control


Did that get you hard?

>linebacker shoulders

That's a man.

This episode was mean spirited and ugly. I'm also tired of every episode having someone yelling, crying, arguing, etc. it wasn't this way in the first two seasons. This show just isn't fun any more. It's unpleasant garbage.

Sorry your lack of vocabulary didn't get me hard.
Also millennials are having less sex than pretty much any generation before them.

>Dude shit & piss!!
>Dude murdering and shit is so cool!
>Dude there is not god!
>Dude do as you will!
>Dude you are god!

This is the basic message of most satanic groups just so you know.

that's a bullshit comparison
shit has trillions of bacteria and pathogens, pee isn't nearly as dirty, dangerous, nor does it have the stench and other disgusting qualities of shit. If you're healthy enough pee can even be sterile. In fact, it was only recently that it was discovered it's not always sterile

That's a false statistic. The source that you're quoting is from a bullshit sexual journal that 1) has been accused of pay-for-publish in the past and 2) Does not have the proper funds to canvas a wide enough population of millennial/teenagers to come to an indisputable statistic.

But it sure makes a juicy headline, so that's why you blurted that "fact" of yours without even checking if it was legitimate.

Don't repeat what others say after hearing it once. It makes you look like an ill-informed shit mouthed mouth breather.

From personal experience, I grew up in North Jersey and I can tell you from first hand experience that highschool orgy gatherings were a 1-2 months occurrence among certain groups. I would know since I lost my virginity at a bonfire "party" my Freshman year.

t. deadkikefag

>that's a bullshit comparison
Both are human waste. No matter how "healthy" you think piss is, it's still not meant to be consumed.

And before you comment on my repeat use of words in this post, go fuck yourself, I'm tired.

are you implying generations before didn't do degenerate shit like that?
I don't like the idea of drinking piss very much but there's a huge difference between seeing a woman pee, getting peed on and getting shit on

forgot to add: also very different to drinking piss
Urine is easy to wash off

Are you stuck in the Satanic panic? You do know that the real version of Satanism, LaVeyan Satanism, doesn't think murdering is cool at all right?

They really didn't. At least not on the spectrum we see nowadays. Easy access to porn at an early age has essentially opened the flood gates to the pursuit of niche fetish fantasies at an alarmingly early age of youth.

Judging by your partiality to scat and piss play, you're basically proving my point just by existing.

didn't a girl in S1 mention bukake?
is it the same girl?

I don't know which one you're specifically referring to, but there are multiple studies concluding millennials have less casual sex than previous generations. I haven't seen one stating the opposite. I'm sure your anecdotal evidence means they're all bullshit, though.

Why does female sexuality upset fa/tv/irgins so much?

Just kidding I know the answer

I'm sure your quick Google search outweighs my professional experience consulting for medical journals as a statistician.

Sort yourself and get your degenerate behaviors under control now, or they will negatively effect your future intimate and platonic relationships.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BIG BLACK COCK MORTY!!!

I'M NIGGEEEERRRRR DIIIICK

>statistician
>cites anecdotal evidence as proof of his claims

jesus fucking christ

Ancient Greek men were known to fuck other men all the time and no one saw anything wrong with it. Ancient Romans There are thousands of paintings, sculptures and other works of art showing weird fetishes and orgies since since like forever.
Necrophilia has existed since BC and zoophilia since before civilization
Tentacle porn was first introduced in the 18th century
What you're saying is based on purely on bullshit and juvenoia, and me defending getting peed on (not scat) proves absolutely none of your claims.

Even though our conversation is anonymous, and you will never know who I am. When you hit rock bottom, I want you to remember that someone tried to help you.

I feel sorry for you. Goodnight Miss Timebomb.

There are depictions of watersports from Antiquity, it's not a new thing

Ancient Rome too en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome

Rome burned itself to the ground due to it's own decadence and gluttony. Puritanical culture shamed and enforced a strict non-degenerate notion of sex and pleasure and created Western civilization as we know it today.

Really makes one ponder, eh?

bravo tv

>le rome fell due to degeneracy meme
This is honestly the most ridiculous argument I've ever heard and people still keep saying it like it's true. It was stupid even 250 years ago when Gibbon said it.

as someone that has a pee fetish I found this was cultural appropriation

This has to be b8

Rome fell due to the inability to keep up with the logistical demands of the Empire, combined with a corrupt and inefficient ruling class.
You're putting the cart before the horse.

Also, the reforms of Diocletian encouraged local autonomy and destroyed the already weakened social structure of the empire. Large rural estates and their owners no longer cotributed to maintaining the urban economy and instead focussed on increasing their personal hold over their local areas. As the 4th century progressed the system of classical Rome was already dead, it was far more like a Medieval than Antique society and economy.
'Degeneracy' was actually far less prevalent because of declining urban populations and the influence of the church.

>Muh correlation not causation

When it becomes normalized and commonplace for an average citizen to seek out chaotic pleasure, a civilization will inevitably fall no matter how strong or established.

It isn't the sexual act itself, the act is only a symptom of a deeper social problem that rots away at the core fundamental values that built the civilization in the first place.

Despite any military or economic arguments you have, Rome would've never gotten ass raped by Germanic savages if it had it's shit together and wasn't so focused on the pursuit of self pleasure which decayed the moral pillars that are the mark of a successful society.

>ameriburger education

>Despite any military or economic arguments you have, Rome would've never gotten ass raped by Germanic savages if it had it's shit together and wasn't so focused on the pursuit of self pleasure which decayed the moral pillars that are the mark of a successful society.
So they'd have pulled armies and the resources to sustain them from where, exactly?
You're anonymous; when you get BTFO by someone who knows what they're talking about, you can just stop posting and nobody will ever know it was you whenever you post about a different subject.
There's no need to keep clinging to a doomed ship for the sake of your cyber ego

If you actually watched this instead of ironically shitposting about it for replies it would be painfully clear that they make fun of this attitude and people who live out those aspects of the show

Civilizations are just a collection of people working in conjuncture towards common goals.

Your statements are factually true. However, what led to those situations laying out the way they did lies within the moral decay and degradation of the citizens of Rome .

If the people are sick, so is civilization.

>Despite any military or economic arguments you have, Rome would've never gotten ass raped by Germanic savages if it had it's shit together
Rome faced an enormous influx of migration and invasion unlike anything it had faced before. The late Roman army did incredibly well against the challenges it faced, all things considered.
>pursuit of chaotic self pleasure
Please provide evidence that the average citizen of the late Roman Empire was a whoring drunkard. The average citizen of the Western Empire in the 4th and 5th centuries was a poor farmer getting shafted by bureaucrats and nobles.

> the moral decay and degradation of the citizens of Rome
If anything people were far more degenerate during the rise and height of Rome/Antiquity than they were during its demise.

It's sad that people have become used to the face value of things and don't understand the subtle differences in meaning when seemingly presented in the same manner.
People can't into subtext, which is waaaaaay amplified this season over the others.
I'd even be willing to say that this entire season is made to piss off the people making these threads. For one, it's revealing all of their insecurities.

>nosering
>botox potato face
degenerate tattoos
2/10 would not bang

Good point, although I wouldn't say there's a lot of subtext in something like pickle rick. This episode succeeds where that failed by making the character analysis an important part of the plot and the source of most of the humor. They can tackle Le Degenerate topics of subjective value and skepticism of God while admitting that these things can prevent you from being well adjusted person. At the very least, they shit all over anyone who derives a large part of their personality from a cartoon character, and poo straight in the mouth of anybody who gets morally outraged about one