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olive oil edition

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The Mediterranean is the cradle of civilization.

Good afternoon.

Do you like 40K?

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I would like to get into it but I don't know where to start
Is there any good videogame? I don't think I'll ever play it in real life

Dawn of War 1 and its 3 expansions is a good start

daily reminder on huwhite male

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i like the models

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>looked it up on youtube
nice, I was looking for a strategy game like that to play

only played some of the vidya, most notably Dawn of War 1 & 2
also Imperial Guard best boys

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Alri lads

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How is life everyone?

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this pic hurts me so badly senpai

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What a waste. A shame.

my kokoro is broken

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did he get fired

Imagine having to clean that

Olive oil is the most inferior kind of oil.

probably with dry towels first then with soap, minimum 1 hour to clean this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELET THIS

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I think the lore is interesting but I could never get into the games

m-maybe it's just vegetable oil in fancy bottles

DELET

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Kys, drollanders can't make one edible dish

Mountains of towels filled with oil

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Imagine the smell though.....

Somebody quick, get the bread!

what is this haircut called?

You'd have to somehow get the slippery glass shards out though

microfiber towels are made for this and they easy to rinse
yeah remove it manually

100% med country reporting in

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imagine the smell
umma

when are you lads bombing Israel?
they deserve it for continuously hitting SAA positions 2bh

damn Greek Mythology is amazing to know about.
Are there still people who still worship Greek Gods?

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I think there are some varg tier LARPers

I like how sexual it is,

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There are some

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Yeah like how Zeus turns himself into an animal and have sex with human womens

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I'd worship her titties if yall are catching my drift

Speaking of worship, image very related.

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would definitely lick her armpits after a long workout of hers

no i'm not autistic

I'd bury my face in her sweaty pants right after a long jog under the sun in the middle of August.

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the avatar of Venus, praise be

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Her + olive oil = a very happy maltanon.

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I want to consume olive oil and racemix with a Sicilian qt like her so bad

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Apocalypse soon, bois

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Do you like nipples or whole tits more?

>racemix with a Sicilian qt
I'd barely be mixing anything, which makes me more erect.
I want one and cover her in olive oil. What a sight that would be.

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I dont understand the question

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Thank God.

what are you doing tonight my MED brothers

CKII + Sup Forums + continue watching a local series on Youtube. Like every other night.

Eat shushi with the buds and then get drunk

daydreaming of Easter which is when I get to leave this shithole and go back to skewer some lamb under the sun again

work on report I have to hand over by Monday while getting distracted by fun Sup Forums threads

nothing in this shitty country...

what about you?

>put a reasonable amount of olive oil on hair
>let sit for 30 minutes
>do 3 shampoos with conditionner

Just try it bros,

probably going to watch a movie at home with some friends

I always wanted to visit Spain what do you mean there's nothing to do there?

we are literally where everything started
we are literally the founder of the modern world
we controlled the biggest most powerful empires in history
BE PROUD OF YOUR MEDITERRANEAN BLOOD

>flag

Im on a business trip. Im Turkish-Greek

where is the qt twink trap?

>Turkish-Greek
do you feel more greek or KARA BOGA?

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Interesting. I thought you where one of those diaspora folks.

My mother is Greek-Turkic, my father is Persian-Turkic. I think Im more KARA BOGA. Funny thing is Greece, Turkey and IRan have the most body haired men population. As mixed with all 3 I look like a gay bear pornstar at 20 years old.

Im half turk and im a hairlet.....its not better
Nice mix btw, greek-persian is God-tier

hate to break it to you, but we're all bears here

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the non-olive skinned wh*teoids will not survive the test of time. Body hair and beards are manly.
Mediterranean Masters of Humanity will rise once more

We are truly perfect.

>b-b-b-but muh height

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based

and it feels great

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Taller you are harder you fall. I had my highschool education in US, and Im currently in College. All these Nord-cucks and Britbong Wh*teoids are so annoying. All they can brag about it how their height starts wit 6' in Ameritard units

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AAHHAHA Br*tons and N*rdics thinks they are MEDITERRANEAN!!

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA*inhale*AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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The height thing is funny. If Med men are shorter, so are the women, don't they know this?
I fap to the fact that I'm a Med.

hello frends im very much sad because II dont have med blood, i have only barbarian blood

not even their women care about the height

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>89%
How will Wh*tes ever recover

Am I the only one who doesn't find blonde, pale, blue eyed women that much attractive?

There are fethishists who instead of appreciating the entire breast focus only on the nipple.

they absolutely can't

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MARE NOSTRUM

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Is France the worst country?

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I miss the good old days

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me too

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gay statue

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True. Sometimes i think the blonde meme is actually brainwashing through advertising, films, fashion models etc. Most of them stem from north euro or american corporations therefore It's mostly white people that are in the spotlight.

After we get rid of the french, we will retake Al-Andalus ;)

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Titus do it again!

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I wish we had statues like this.

True. This could be me being biased, or nature doing its job, but I very much prefer our women.
Blonde/pale/blue eyes are just plain and boring for me.

This is your future

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>Br*ton thinks his words are valid
stop it and kneel before you Olive Masters

AVE CESARE

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try and take it

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See