Sup Forums Confessions

Step into the booth, and confess any degeneracy or depraved acts committed this week. Let the holy spirit and your brothers judge ye, lest your sins be cleansed.

I enjoy coating my cock in peanut butter and feeding it to the dog

I drank a crate of cider this weekend.

I'm a cuck

>fucking tardis in a church

I'd like to confess I rubbed the skin off it this morning and loved it.

I'm a fentanyl addict

I'm also an English tutor and I teach kids aged 7-20. The students and parents think the sun shines out of my ass because I'm a great teacher and I have a lot of charisma

I'm doing a law degree and working as a paralegal at a high profile law firm. I perform well, but have had to work full days in withdrawal in the past because I couldn't find fent in time

I went to a festival for 5 days for a break , spent 3 of those days in terrible withdrawal, and essentially kicked the physical habit. As soon as I got home I got more fent.

I know I have the ability to quit. I want to quit. I want to succeed . But I have a feel for steel and it's a fucking real adversary

I didn't speak up when my university lecturer was ripping into Trump for stuff he's never said
Forgive me

I didn't smash the Like button during really nigga hours

>God
>Caring about fringe politics
Kys

explain

I got drunk and let a guy blow me at a party a few months ago

I support Merkal and her policies.

I masturbated to the nudes my sister accidently sent me

>Singapore pretending to be smug Atheist

I also fap to trap porn, especially those where the ''''''girl''''''' fucks the guy.

God forgive me, I post on pol.

Don't sacrifice a good grade just to correct your faggot professor. It's not worth it and you won't win anyway. Arguing with the professor is usually a fruitless endeavor.

Hes intervened a few times.

This week I fapped to hentai. A lot of hentai. Most notably which those that involved the prolapse of vaginas.

Hello FBI

I blazed the weed like a blazed the orphanage

I watched Orange is the new black while masturbating

I drink every day and steal every week

Oh, Australia

When I was 7 there was a big neighborhood fight.
I got a big rock and threw it, and it landed on some kid's back and he went to the hospital.
I don't feel as bad today because the kid went on to become the best at basketball in the area.

I was literally a coin-flip toss away from calling a therapist to ask for female hormones.

I spent a year of my life drunk every weekend and sometimes at work.

I kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

I had my first sex with a man

I fucked a black girl a few weeks ago and I liked it, now we're becoming regular fuck buddies I think

Made love to a trap 4 times
Took a hit of marijuana to fall asleep

I've been non-stop drunk for four days last week and then got stoned to alleviate effects of sobering. While drunk, I jacked off to porn once.

Of course, without her you couldn't move to Germany to beg, steal and scam people. It's a lot easier for a gypsy to hide in a crowd of brown migrants.

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT

Did coke for the first time at a party :(

you're all niggers now.

Shamefur dispray user-kun

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Fap to traps and possibly men of that variety

looked at too many porns. drank until i puked into a gatorade bottle. refused to offer help to old lady who needed to go to hospital.

forgive me pepe

amen

I purposely seek out traps to date and fuck

I don't think that Jews are that bad.

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist

>fM7NNI5M
>feminism
Opinion discarded.

Killing babies count?

I have a black girlfriend, it's hurting me on the inside but she's the only girl I've been with that hasn't acted or treated others like trash.

I feel conflicted, you guys told me they were all apes who hold no emotional feelings but, I don't know about this man.

Damn it!!!

I'm legit considering offing myself near the end of this year. No, it has nothing to do with Trump winning the elections, it's something I've been thinking about for over 2 years.

It isn't for some bullshit reason like "boohoo I'm a virgin" or le meme depression, much less claiming I'll suicide as a cry for attention like most women do, I just don't feel I have anything to do anymore. Like, I'm bored out of my mind everyday, sure i browse Sup Forums, play vidya and watch animu, but at the end of the day it's just pointless entertainment.

Maybe I'll offer myself up to KEK, like Odin sacrificed himself to himself on the Yggdrasil so hey, you can say KEK has had at least one human sacrifice

I drank copious amount of alcohol on friday, i've masturbated three times past week, and i have sexual fantasies about my live-in girlfriends twin sister.

You're like 16, stfu, no one will take you seriously unless you fucking do it

>he does not want to build the wall for Mr. Trump
off yourself

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. My autonomous nervous system pumped adrenaline in response to a perceived threat display expressed by the other.

Got a handjob from a Russian rub-and-tug girl in a hotel room.

Kill Merkal you stupid cunt. If you're giving up your life why don't you save us the trouble of saving Europe.

>he still doesnt understand the difference between blacks and niggers

My young cousin recently went through puberty, and has a fantastic body.

There's undeniable sexual tension and she's slowly getting bolder.

Send help.

2 weeks ago I was driving "high-end" area of my suburb which has lots of above middle-class houses and expensive cars.

Old man walking his dog, obviously very rich, stopped my car as I was driving through the area. Told me that he would appreciate if I would take another route next time, he wants to keep the streets quiet and less noisy and this road is kind of only for the residents in the area. I bid him good day.

The next weekend I got extremely drunk, it was 2 am and I stupidly went drunk driving to the nearest fast food place. After getting the food from drive-in, I decided to drive to the high-end area once again. IT was 2-3 am and I pushed the Vehicle horn which in my car is extremely loud and kept it going through all the way down while driving through the area. I am sure it woke up every resident in the neighborhood.

Next day I awoke up with a huge hangover, did not remember much of last night. I am sorry for my actions

Don't you do it user.

I'll help

i keep sending emails to my ex which delays recovery.
i was doing so well..

i started lifting only 6 weeks ago
i often lack the will and motivation to lift (did it only twice last week)
i'm very slim and hardly push myself to eat more
i'm on Tinder
i fucked a black milf

he literally dindu nuffin.

>tfw all i want lately is to find a skinny soft Swedish numale so i can sexually, phisically and emotianl abuse him

I know its terrible but i cant help to think after all they did to emasculate themselves, they deserve to be dominated, shamed and abused by more powerful proud slavic men, and what better way to completely crush a mans spirit other then having a other more dominant male fuck him in the ass. They deserve it.

That's not degenerate, it's your moral duty.

I let a 15 year old Persian blow me

Confess to god not some decrepit old man behind a window seeking gossip.

Hot

Hmmm this week.
>absolutely nothing

I'm not the only one then

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Is this supposed to be funny? Why would you do this to the English language?

I'm thinking about suicide because my country is going to die fairly soon. Muslims are going to completly run us over and I don't want to see that day.

Put your relationships above a bunch of Virgin fags online. You'll be fine without this board, but if you let her go you may regret it for the rest of your life.

Kek. If they don't want traffic they should have moved into a gated community

I haven't fulfilled my squat quota (squota if you will) for weeks.
I feel sick.