>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds
>"any other questions?"
Female sidekick asks for a gun
>character points a gun at bad guy
>"your safety is on"
>character looks at gun
>bad guy grabs the gun from them
>you know how to use that?
>sure, point this end at the bad guys and pull the trigger haha
>ok it's easy just point and shoot
>Move shows character reloading to establish that it treats guns realistically
>Doesn't reload for the rest of the movie
>how do you know so much about guns?
>I built them
>this is the dangerous end, right?
Name one kino and two flicks that do this, I dare you.
>So let me show you ho-
>shoots center of target paper
>I grew up with 4 brothers
>Careful, I'm no rookie!
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds
>"im more comfortable with this than i am with a bra"
>near the end of the movie (climax)
>le evildoer to a good guy\hero
>"JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS GALAXY TOGETHER"
>"NEVER!"
>"im more comfortable with this than i am with a bra"
>"not surprised with those tiny tits"
>"Someone knows what they're doing"
>"This ain't my first rodeo"
>Character fires more than two shots from a double barrelled shotgun
>Firefight
>Character fires wildly and accidentally hits something which takes out several of the bad guys
>I think I'm getting the hang of this!
>Character who works for the bad guys leaves them because he doesn't like killing
>Joins good guys and causally kills bad guys whilst quiping
>you're a piece of shit you know that
>that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me
>near the end of the movie (climax)
>le evildoer to a good guy\hero
>"JOIN ME AND WE WILL RULE THIS GALAXY TOGETHER"
>"Oh, okay"
>Good guy joins evildoer and they rule the galaxy together
>Your safety is on
>It's a Glock
This thread is making me realize I don't like movies
>pull the hammer back first
>it's a double action revolver
>black person DOESN'T tilt gun when shooting
*cringe*
Why don't disgusting people like you take 5 seconds to crop out the ifunny logo in ms paint?
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases magazine, pops it back in and cocks the gun in a couple of seconds
>bullet flies out the chamber and hits her in the head
>both sit in silence while she looks like a complete idiot
...
>Your safety is on
>It's a flintlock rifle
The Force Awakens was absolutely retarded. Finn "huurrrr, the blood is giving me PTSD! Let me gun down people I considered my friends and allies 14 minutes ago! WHA HOOO!"
>the sound effect anytime someone moves a gun is a cocking shotgun
>your safety is on
>it's a van
>your safety is on
>it's a bow and arrow
>Your safety is on
>It's a Glock
>Just kidding, nothing safe about a Glock
>*explodes*
>credits roll
>Your safety is on
>The safety is off
>he doesn't use safety arrows that you have to screw the arrow head on before knocking it
>he doesn't like taking 4 minutes in between each arrow
Dredd
>Yeah? you gonna shoot me with the safety on?
Hahaha I appreciated that meme
Because older generation Glocks couldn't handle +p+ .40 S&W cartridges hahaha :)
>Archer line up, ready to shoot arrows
>Their superior says "Fire at will" instead of "Loose at will"
>I am the law
Meryl in the first Metal Gear Solid, right?
>two armies clashing
>one army has archers firing arrows
>arrow only hit the other guys despite a massive melee
Enjoy your fingers while you still have them, glocktard :^)
Nobody here does.
>character takes gun out of holster
>random gun cocking noises
Implying I shoot anything besides my cowboy revolver
>Main villain thinks he killed the protagonist
>Explodes in the middle of making a one liner
>Big gun fight
>Everyone is shooting rifles in a warehouse
>No ear protection
>Everyone can hear fine afterwards
>female sidekick is given her first gun
>"alright, now aim for that bottle"
>fires and misses by a mile
>"no, this is how you do it"
>hero holds her hand and shows how to aim
>gets perfect headshots for the rest of the movie
>main character revived by love
Enjoy dying while reloading, grandpa :^)
>"PULL THE TRIGGER"
>Character cant pull the trigger
>"THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. YOU DONT HAVE IT IN YOU"
>implying I don't save the last bullet for myself
>someone else pulls the trigger
>why did you do that! He didn't deserve it!
>he's literally killed hundreds of people
12 SHOOTS
That's right user, dredd says that!
>fires handgun with one hand
>slide doesn't go back and rip open a pussy between their thumb and index
>fires headshots instead of center of mass shots
It's okay though because my dad took me hunting as a kid
>Character gets shot
>Rushed into A&E
>Paramedics get bullet out
>"HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY"
>villain has hero at gunpoint
>*click click*
>hero opens his hand to reveal the bullets he took out, then drops them to the ground
>you are the law
>character pulls gun
>doesn't already have one in the chamber and has to pull the slide back
>Male protagonist practicing for the events to come
>Fucking terrible
>misses every shot
>female protagonist comes along
>never held or fired a weapon before
>bullseye first shot
>Character shoots a revolver
>Can hear the empty cases hit the floor
>"PULL THE TRIGGER"
>Character cant pull the trigger
Is this movie about the Russian Revolution ?
Nah, he jumped into a pool. Fuck GoR
>bad guy is holding a gun to good guys head execution style
>"one word and i shoot"
>"can't we just get along"
>cocks gun
>"not another single word, do you hear"
>female hacker
>dresses in black
>colored fringe in hair
>impresses her doubting male colleague with a spew of technobabble when confronted about whether or not she's good enough to be in the team
>villain has hero at gunpoint
>Hero closes his eyes and waits for the inevitable
>Gunshot
>Hero opens his eyes
>Villains fall over dead to reveal hero's friends holding a gun with a smoking barrel
>character shown pulling slide back before the big showdown
>character pulls slide back again when things kick off
>he doesn't pop out the used bullet casings between each shot
Nerd
or
>villain shot his boss or henchman instead, then joins the hero to stop the main villain
>villain has hero at gunpoint
>Hero closes his eyes and waits for the inevitable
>Gunshot
>Hero's head explodes from the bullet and collapses dead
>Roll credits
Female is good in X
Why are you good at X
My father was an X-men, he thought me everything before he died.
Every female character is lazy and forced.
>Characters are shooting rifles and striker fired pistols
>All out of ammo
>Click click click click
>hero dodges bullet
>bad guy is holding a gun to good guys head execution style
>"one word and i shoot"
>"can't-"
>BANG
>credits roll
It's because a lot of the people there used Nagant revolvers. I was expecting someone to get the joke, you nogunz plebs. I'm done.
>Female character is good at martial arts
>Astonished male character: "Where did you learn to do that?"
>villain has protagonist at gunpoint
>turns out the protagonist had taken out the bullets beforehand
its even worse when the bad guy is like a profesional gunman who somehow doesnt notice he has an empty gun
>Character tries to perform CPR
>S their fist down on the other character's chest
>DON'T YOU DIE ON ME GODDAMNIT
>female character is good with a gun
>male character looks astonished
>"my father took me hunting when I was a kid"
>female character shoots gun
"Hot, ain't it?"
literally never happens
...
>Sex scene
>"Wtf why are you so loose?"
>"I grew up with uncle and 6 brothers"
Really Hollywood?
>My father was an X-men, he thought me everything before he died.
>thought
NO CHARLES! GET OUT OF MY VAGINA!
> grew up with 18 brothers
>female sidekick asks for a gun
>"do you even know how to use one of these?"
>releases clip, checks for shells, pops it back in and cocks the revolver in a couple of seconds
>"where did you learn that?"
>"my father wanted a son"
He was only mostly dead
>Intense sex scene between male and female character
>Male character: "where did you learn to do that?"
>"I grew up with 3 brothers"
These are unironically, the best threads on Sup Forums
>same joke repeated over and over with mild variations
Yeah what a great thread
>and your other joke
Because he's a retarded phoneposter.
>this is the least stinky turd in a sea of shit
you're not wrong, but it's not really an accomplishment
to be fair they were kids
>he doesn't leave ifunny/9gag/know your meme logos on his images just to trigger autists on Sup Forums
Because people like you get triggered by it.
>team of guys heavily armed move in
>female tag along smugly walks by them out in the open and kills everyone with ease as they all look on in awe
>she then looks smugly back at them with a "hmph, nothin' personnel" face
>character posts on the 4channel
>gets matching numbers