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>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

EAT THE FUCKING PILL YOU DUMB CUNTS

youtube.com/watch?v=P9zkleSICvY

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You knew damn well i was a meme before you let me in

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Interested in your feedback

How can i get a Southern US gf?

youtube.com/watch?v=hUFL2GT1-2g

Fuck off faggot

Killing church going blacks is not redpilled

>Joe is Joe attacking Mark Burns

This is going to be good

MAGAwoooo~

#MuslimsForTrump

Faggot from stormfront, ignore or flood with stormweenie memes

Not watching Rudy Giuliani on fox

don't we miss this two? huh guys?

the wall will 100% be built, the only thing he'll soften on is deporting "law abiding" immigrants, they'll stay in the country but won't get citizenship

>When you're sikh and tired of getting ripped off in trade

give me links plz

Tell me about the church he shot up, was there any significance?
>inb4 no because you're a bluepilled little media watching faggot.

Also you didn't make any points against the manifesto.

Also you didn't make any points against the manifesto.

Why is no one in this thread capable of formulating a fucking argument against what Roof said in his manifesto? Is this literally plebbit 2.0? I'm not saying I agree with his actions, but his manifesto is 100% truth.

Now come at me with just a little, maybe a twinkle of thought you literal fucking bluepilled retards. How did you even find Sup Forums?

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That's no muslim.

Offbrand hat?

Its over

But I'm watching fox on TV I don't have a link sorry

>man in pic is Muslim
Kys

by becoming a living walking meme.

australian accent is 1000000000x better m8

ur living in a land that is greener on the other side

i live in america but ive seen videos of australia and i can tell you based on statistics, australia is a nicer country

objectively.

Anyone got the vid this pic is from?

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Good bants m8

Hey will you faggots move to a different thread if you're not talking about Trump?

I read it. Not impressed.

Seems so. Fuck that guy.

AWOO~

Hooping to visit the US again next year, looking forward to seeing the start of the wall!

I voted for don't care. Whether the wall happens or not isn't terribly important to me, but the fact that part of his campaign rhetoric mentioning it brings the issue of illegal immigration costing us billions every year into the open so that even normies are aware of it.

nobody cares

fuck off you little albino nigger

That church does not decide when and where people protest...That's Soros who hates whites because of his time in a concentration camp, the guy wants to see all whites dead.

Turns out Sup Forums was not the neonazi infest shithole you were briefed on.

Go tell your boss its not working, because believing your own propaganda is the first step towards defeat.

MAGA!!

Why the fuck didn't Donald just nip the David Duke problem in the bud and disavow?

>Wahh you can't deport 11 million at one time
>Drumpf BTFO

Why is Anderson Cooper such as fucking faggot?
When is meme magic gonna get him?

Judging from what he's said, it seems the "softening" is the level of violence used to kick them out.

>if you call your enemies racist they win
Sweet sweet justice
Where we're you when the left tried to bully the one kid bigger than them?

>ALLAHU AKBAR! Donald Trump is the ultimate enemy of the Holy Prophet Muhammad. Prepare to die!

What do?

I'll stop posting about roof, but you faggots have proved you literally are incapable of forming any kind of argument other than
>HURR LOL SHILL CTR STORMFRONT HURRR LOL HAHA WOW

Seriously, this shit was embarrassing. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Is this a MOVEMENT?

I can't wait for sociologists years down the road to try and analyze this Chinese cartoon dog in an attempt to figure out its relation to the Trump campaign.

Damn, didn't think the Pooper Scooper would deny the Holocaust like that.

Nobody is arguing with you because we don't care. Why the fuck do you care so much about Roof's bullshit? Do you really think that shit he wrote is GOAT?

I am sikh and tired of this meme

>morning chandler

What didnthey mean by this?

>MSNBC
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>NBC
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>CNN
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2ndrun.tv/news_directory/national/cnn/
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>CSPAN
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>CNNi
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>FOX
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>other
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>CBSN
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>FBN
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>ABC's IP TV links

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>CBS News:

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WHY HASN'T HE DISAVOWED DAVID DUKE YET?

I JUST DON'T GET IT DONALD, YOU'RE NOT BUYING YOURSELF A SINGLE VOTE WITH THIS, I MEAN, HE'S NOT BUYING HIMSELF A SINGLE VOTE

LISTEN I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH DONALD, WE OVERCAME THAT KINDA TALK, WE DON'T THINK THAT WE ANYMORE, IT'S DIFFERENT NOW

I MEAN WHAT CENTURY IS HE LIVING IN TO THINK THAT THIS KINDA BEHAVIOR IS BUYING HIM A SINGLE VOTE?
I'M JUST APPALED

AND HE'S GONNA BE THE NOMINEE, I'M TELLING YOU
THIS GUY IS GONNA BE LEADING THE TICKET ON ONE OF THIS COUNTRY'S TWO MAJOR PARTIES COME NOVEMBER
HE'LL RUN THE TABLE TOMORROW ON SUPER TUESDAY AND GO ALL THE WAY TO WIN THE NOMINATION OF THE PARTY OF LINCOLN

I MEAN WHAT IS THIS COUNTRY COMING TO, WHEN A GUY WHO DOESN'T EVEN DISAVOW THE KKK ON LIVE TELEVISION CAN BECOME A VIABLE OPTION FOR VOTERS? IT'S SICKENING

youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Yw4TNQYJQ

Duke haunts Trump. Duke blew up Trumps white house run in 1999 under the reform party. Duke is controlled opposition he latched onto one part of the reform party's platform and destroyed the entire party. Pic related

That's a Sikh, dumb fuck.

SHART

Kick the ass of the Muslim who said that, and have that Sikh help. Though he'd probably throw the first punch.

I'd ask that based Sikh to help me out

The party of Lincoln will not be dying on my watch

IN THE MART

Kill his wife right in front of him and then spread freedom and democracy across his county pf origin while he watches all of this from his tv in his jail cell

Sand nigger has to be reminded who is in charge

This is just a little notice to all of you that you've been noticed by the famous and highly influential /r/unitedkingdom subreddit and other fempire subreddits, and we're coming for you.

We on reddit knew that you were flooding in from somewhere, did you think we'd never find out? I have to say I'm very impressed, you've evaded our gaze for quite some time....like a long-lost brother who went the wrong way. But you wouldn't leave well alone, would you. And now we've found you.

Do you have any idea what you've unleashed? Any comprehension of what cage you've rattled? You've invaded reddit. REDDIT. Quite possibly the most powerful site on earth with legions of highly educated (I know Trump HATES those) and intellectual people. Economists, engineers, political scientists, computer scientists... you name it, we've got it

And we're coming for you. You better be prepared Sup Forums, because it's about to get VERY painful for you.

Stay OUT of reddit. This is your final warning.

>ALLAHU AKBAR
That's not a Muslim. Kill yourself.

Fully Sikh meme, bra.

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>Why the fuck do you care so much about Roof's bullshit?

I think it was the truth.

Again, I don't agree with what he did, and I think he could have done great things a youtuber or otherwise far-reaching advocate, but he foolishly chose to play into the media's hands.

I have never said he was great, a genius, or anything, just that his manifesto is based. But literal fucking retards in this Gen aren't capable of understanding that. I am 99% positive at least 40% of then Gen are from plebbit.

Nah mate, we're just peaceful refugees that moved to spread our message of peace and tolerance

new ctr meme, this is an american situated from dc under a proxy

ignore leddit tier memes like this one

this Gen*

ever notice how the shart in the mart meme started at the same time that they started labeling us alt right

Tip for your report:

Search Dylan Roof on the archive and you can find people on pol praising him.

If your report requires you to attach Dylan Roof to Trump fans then you might have to do some photoshop. Come on, it wouldn't be the first time.

::unsheathes katana halfway and cuts eyes at you:: I don't want a fight, stranger.

Filter the Canadian flag everyone

Go to the catalog and look at it. Then filter the Canadian flag go back to the catalog and look at the difference.

>Without the Canadian posts= some what Old Sup Forums

>With it =nonstop shit threads

Do your part filter the canadicuck flag

So this is what it sounded like when Italy joined the conflict during WWII.

kek

That's good info, but if Duke had already fucked him over once, then why didn't Donald disavow that idiot?

Better to just not play their game at all. If he disavowed Duke, they'd start digging for more questionable people who support him and it would just go on forever.

>"Mr Trump, this random guy on facebook said something racist and he supports you. Apologise!"

Fags

Wow that totally scares me.
Shitting on our board of peace is not going to undo BREXIT.

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He's right you know.

Would Trump have gotten the Republican nomination if he were a manlet?

>Le sheik's are bro tier may may
Kill yourself cattle

You stupid faggot that shit Roof wrote was literally "Baby's first thread in Sup Forums: the middle school essay".

>hurr durr niggers are dumb

Stick around kid. You might learn something real.

I also agree with you fellow CTR shi- I mean, fellow Trump supporter.

Am I missing something here?
Are these retards attacking Trump at the same time for being a bigot and being "for amnesty"?

I wonder if Clinton will wear heels. It'd probably kill her.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.
>your report

Yeah, I'm drunk sitting at home lolling, let me report whatever the fuck you autistic faggots say to my dog, and possibly my hamster if it gets serious enough.

You're an idiot, a literal fucking idiot.

hey guys i'm doing math to get trump to 270 and it isn't working, can you guys help?

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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Post this in a thread in /r/unitedkingdom or the truck will visit your local town!

Trump wouldn't have been Trump if he were a manlet.

>Stick around kid. You might learn something real.
Not if I stay in Trump Gen, this place a hugbox of fucking plebbit retards who think they're edgy for being on Sup Forums. I can promise you this.

Shut up ahmed

Is this kind of hate speech even legal in your country?

strawpoll.me/11106619
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If you you aren't voting in a strawpoll, how can we expect you to vote for Trump in November?

Nigger I got shit to do on weekends b

he only has to flip a single light blue that on that map (PA) to hit 270

+ rest of grays except for NC

>false flagging on Sup Forums
wew lad

>LOLO i le TROOLLLD U FAGZ
suck a dick, alcoholic

>race """realist"""
>promotes ignorance on race and creed

Hate Sikhs all you want, but purposefully confusing two peoples as the same when they are significantly not is a step backwards to modern PC non-discussion on race and creed.

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>concern trolling
Get AIDS

Oh....An opportunity to use the Tinfoil meme on normies

somebody is a little mad

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>dat pic
fucking based