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Tea:

2x tesco pepperoni pizzas
8x go ahead! fruit bars
1 pack of haribo tangfastics
6 packs of hula hoops

rate, tummy is quite fulll

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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those dirty brits are up to no good again lads

looks like my sister
youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ

can't imagine having the belly capacity for all that
would probably do a pizza and a bag of hula hoops gagging for a pizza now that i think about it

lads

what should i get for tea

fat cunt

why is she not even hitting her

singapore chow mein

Mango tea I really enjoy it

lame I hoped brit was ending

Thoughts on Canary Mission, lads?

>singapore chow mein
Literally doesn't exist in Singapore

it will never end

yank, link the IQ test immediately

xx

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KYS phoneposter

Curry
What brand?

well obviously there they just call it chow mein

All in here

>go ahead!
doubt you'll be able to physically GO anywhere if you keep eating like that

To be more explicit, I see growing on the horizon the greater peril than Germany or Japan ever were; and if the present hostilities do not actually merge into a war with our terrible enemy, America, it will remain for those of us who have the necessary knowledge and insight to do what we can where we can to help Britain be victorious again in her next crisis.

nej

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haven't worked on my maths in like a week lads
feel guilty

it was fucking dead last week
not bothering

One day the lads will make the journey back to the Sup Forums home land when the Chosen One unites the tribes of /brit/

please x

I want to sex Emma Watson’s holes.

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hnnnng

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fuck off dave you droning insipid cunt

choccy digestives and Yorkshire tea

5 yanks

5 wanks

Now THIS is prime Rosy. Before she went to uni and covered herself in ugly tats and became fat.
Her hip:waist ratio has always been great

skitzo in da haus

Pat Condell is back and all piss and vinegar haha

My one day record.

don't even know what i'd do with a body like that

i'd feel inadequate, not sure if my average dick could penetrate that ass. which is why i only date skinny short girls

what happened to that poster who called everyone pakis in every argument

wanker

the scran plan:
fry up some chicken and tesco frozen stir fry veg
add some flavours (garlic, spices)
throw in some microwaveable rice
add some more flavours (soy sauce, fish sauce, hot pepper sauce, lemon juice)
fry it all together for a minute
wa la

i will return with pics

or mebbe yorkshire puds, sprouts and broccolli, chicken+onion gravy and that
dunno

>may and corbyn terrified of the kremlin and waiting for this murder thing to just blow away

disgraceful. come back dave.

can't believe he didnt link the IQ test

Today's birthday:

Mary Tudor was an English princess who was briefly Queen of France.

Erasmus said of her that "Nature never formed anything more beautiful."


Phillip I of Castile attempted to court her. She was betrothed to Charles, future Holy Roman Emperor, but this was called off. At the age of 18, Mary married the 52-year-old King Louis XII of France.

Louis desperately sought a male heir. He died less than 3 months into the marriage. After his death, Mary was apparently "exhausted" by his exertions in the bedchamber.

Rumors swirled in France that she would wed either Antoine, Duke of Lorraine or Charles III, Duke of Savoy. The new king Francis I attempted to court her.

She was almost certainly already in love with Charles Brandon, 1st Duke of Suffolk. A pair of French friars traveled to England to warn Mary that she must not wed Charles Brandon because he "had traffickings with the devil."

King Henry VIII was aware of his sister's feelings. Letters from his sister in 1515 indicated that Henry agreed to wed her to King Louis only on condition that "if she survived him, she should marry whom she liked."

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need a qt falangist gf lads

Ded

miles davis - skitzo blues

all me

stroking my shaft

love peter gabriel so much

i like to watch old footage of America and wonder what the fuck happened. i'm not talking about race or anything just Americans in general of every color we've all become fat stupid retards

gonna ring the protogf later and have a wee talk and then ask her on a date

maybe they should worry about the tens of thousands of little girls being kidnapped and tortured and gang raped on a daily basis all over the country
instead of one more russian getting killed by putin

(((America)))

i'm sorry but what is the point fo your country?

kate makes that video. not him. idiot

do you eat corn bread in Britain?

what country?

had some corn tortillas once
shite

no

put in a good word for me la

This

There are no borders

DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK

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he wrote the bloody song

ye but why?

RIP Benny Harvey 1942-2018

the virgin walk

Hello dit

it's a shit song. only twangs the heartstrings with the inflection her voice desu

Lord Nelson (lidl)

err finally someone throws me a party

shut up

I'm proud of myself. In my dream I was at a skanks house for something with a group of people. They all left and of course the skank and I start doing sexy stuff. She went to suck my dick and I told her not to as I love using condoms and don't have any (I never use condoms lol). So we just did mutual masturbation. If I can cheat on my gf safely in my dream maybe I can do it in real life too. I guess most of you know how boring it is to be inside the same woman week after week

*waves the palestinian flat*

do ugly girls right swipe ugly guys on tinder?

the rape gangs literally killed some of the girls too
but oh god not some old russian guy
stop the fucking presses
a russian dictator actually KILLED a russian dissident holy shit
best bang on about it all week and forget all the other news

reckon putin will win the election

Why do these threads stay up so long?

ask your mum

Duh. Every woman thinks she's a princess and that she deserves a good look prince on a white horse.

surviv.io/
fun game i've been playing it a bit

can't believe he's gone
such a legend.

of course not
women do not follow the prisoner's dilemma

not even fat, just 140kg, quite a nice weight

what do you do in it?

Carlos Vela?

might head down the shops and get some tendies

i've got the spirit, lose the feeling, take my cock away

Francis was the youngest son of Henry II of France.

In 1579, he was invited by the Dutch to become hereditary sovereign to the United Provinces. In 1576, he was made Duke of Anjou, Touraine, and Berry.

At the same time, in 1579, arrangements began to be made for marrying him to Elizabeth I of England.

He was 24 and Elizabeth was 46. Despite the age gap, the two soon became very close. It is obvious that she was quite fond of him, knowing that he was probably going to be her last romantic partner. There are many anecdotes about their public flirting.

Knowing that he was soon to be leader of the Dutch, Elizabeth reluctantly had to dismiss any ideas of marriage. After his final goodbye, she wrote the poem "On Monsieur's Departure":


I love, and yet am forced to seem to hate;
I seem stark mute, but inwardly do prate.
I am, and not; I freeze and yet am burned,
Since from myself another self I turned.
No means I find to rid him from my breast,
Till by the end of things it be suppressed.
Some gentler passion slide into my mind,
For I am soft and made of melting snow

By June, the Duke of Anjou was dead from malaria. He was 29.

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But cock also means rooster right? But don't British people will look awkward when you say like "hey I hear a cock barking this morning"?

what else can I say?
EVERYONE is gay

I love how ads here feature so many black women when there are so few blacks in this country. Really representative of the community

*enters the thread*

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i love lads arses lads

hehe
alrai boyyos ?? xxxx

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i'm contemplating getting drunk on my own tonight
odds i do, evens i don't

gratz