We were LITERALLY kangz and sheit

I just have to post this again. It is absolutely hilarious.

youtu.be/KapK43sVVCE

>1% of modern Egyptians are related to King Tut

JUST

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independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/dna-sequencing-of-ancient-phoenician-remains-could-make-us-reconsider-the-history-of-human-movement-a7048046.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html
academia.edu/2308336/Revisiting_the_harem_conspiracy_and_death_of_Ramesses_III_anthropological_forensic_radiological_and_genetic_study
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>the one who was kangz was us all along

Oh, they're mad

I pity them. They have nothing so they grasp for everything.

Are only english Kangz or are central europeans Kangz aswell?

I absolutely love this man

youtube.com/watch?v=sI80IG7A2Qg&feature=youtu.be&t=70

You'll want to see it if you haven't

holy fuck thank you

>that shit eating, slightly patronizing tone of the Male host
top fucking kek. You usually don't see polite passive aggressiveness like that outside of the UK.

>these niggers trying to steal our history
FUCKING TOPKEK HYPERKEK ÜBERKEK
how did i miss that
i'm literally crying tears of joy

Not only were we pharoahs amongst other things. We also inveted rap.

youtube.com/watch?v=zmciuKsBOi0

% of modern Egyptians are related to King Tut

...because Muslims came in and killed everyone else.

Is it legit, you think?

No you soft lad, there wasn't an egyptian host getting enraged to the point of nearly having a stroke on TV because of nigger memes

Wow there, slow down buddy, you get an heart attack.

EUROPEAN MASTER RACE
REST OF THE WORLD
ARE
YOU
EVEN
TRYING
???????????????

Bix nood

Whitey trying to use science and shit because they be jealous of kangs like us

o-oh

You realise this will just make the deluded black "intellectuals" say that this proves europe was black back then

>50% of western European men
>70% of British men

What does this mean?

Did the black rulers of Egypt breed more in England than on the continent when they migrated?

And that claim will then be far more outrageous.

>4th Gen aussie
>All white
How anglo am I?

That's an interesting question that I cannot answer. I would GUESS that the Roman empire proliferated people across Europe, and that the Arab invasions of Egypt have since mixed their DNA.

Pure Anglo.

we wuz royalty n shieet

To be fair the Nubians were black. They also had the shortest reign over Egypt and basically ensured the downfall of the Egyptian empire. Like poetry.

Their reign was about 140 years.

wtf I'm a kang now

I would GUESS that a certain tribe settled in England more than Germany or another continental area and somehow king tut was from the tribe.

>white people came to egypt and were worshiped as gods by shitskins

I believe it. Occam's razor says it's probably true.

ok now it's time to shut it down

seriously though
they don't outbreed
so likely not the case

bump

Shut your fucking mouth, science is in on it, the oldest skull found in the Americas was classified as "negroid" (racist white anthropologist term not mine) . you people make me fucking sick. you can believe we are descendants of apes and monkeys (and I'm not disputing the science on that) but so many of you will not admit that highly melinated people were apart of ancient cultures and possibly the majority of such cultures. You people make me sick.
When you hear afro centrists talk about those things they aren't claiming that those people and black American are the same exact people they are simply pointing out the fact that the highly melinated "black" people were all over the globe and have had wide influence around the globe and the reason the "afro centrist" continue to drive that point home is because it so often denied in an attempt to erase these peoples role in world history.. You people are the ones with the problem. If all humans are connected how is this so hard to understand??????
If there even is such a thing as race then the black race are a group of highly melinated people with various facial structures, full lips in varying degrees and hair that ranges from coarse to curly which can include wavy).
I'm sick of you people always referring to blacks as turds and all your other bullshit. Heres a question if the Indians of Asia aren't in anyway associated with negroids" then explain the jarawa??? You people are the joke not afro centrist.

Also its funny when debating about if Egyptians were a black race of people you fucking idiots always bring up skin colo but never the hair or hairstyles, WHY?? But the depictions of the hairstyles are only unique to that of black people especially black women, braids . I hear you racist whites call us blacks ugly because we have PROGANTHISM which is what your racist anthropologist claim is a uniquely "negroid" trait YET the Sphinx of Giza has the same PROGANTHISM that you claim is negroid but at the same time arguing that blacks did not rule Egypt??
As far as European men sharing the same markers as king tut that does not prove King Tut was white. Thats like following the offspring of Tiger Woods and if his offspring continued to mix with whites and 3000 years later ended up looking white does that prove Tiger Woods was a white man???
I decided to give multiple examples in case the mention of the skull threw you off. Also please answer why is Buddha traditionally pictured with what we blacks refer to as bantu knots. If having kinky hair is a uniquely "negroid" trait then explain how and why a person that you will claim has NO CONNECTION to the black race would have hair the texture to create bantu knots??
You white males talk out of both sides of your mouth. Your racist anthropologists cant classify certain features as "negroid" then turn around and ignore those same "negroid" features when its uncomfortable for them.

WE WUZ BRAIDS AND SHIEET

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Oy you silly goyim I didn't mean G-d's chosen tribe lel I meant some tribe like the Franks or Saxons or the Alemanni, except they'd have to be from like 2000BC or something.

>tfw I actually wuz Kangz

That was in the comments

I don't know enough about the genealogy of tribes to continue, sorry.

Shit nigger we were being worship by precolumbian civilizations in the Americas before we even fucking got there

Hold on there buddy.
>votes Republican
Sir are you telling me that
>goes to work
I mean is this information correct?
>hosts a BBQ
I just need to be absolutely sure of the facts here my man.
>starts s college fund for his kid
Are you trying to tell me
>goes to the bar with Larry and Jeff
Let me just be absolutey positve here dude
>carries a legal firearm
Okay so what you are telling me
>salutes the American Flag
What you are telling me
>Looks at Detroit and shakes head
Is that we were related to the ancient Kings of Egypt?

kek

I can name a ship blacks built last century:
Interracial Relation Ship

Feels good to be white

That's a good one.

I lolled so fucking hard...I had no idea this existed

Fucking kek

those subs better be real brah

WE WUZ RAPPERS N'SHIET

This is stupid, he has R1b haplogroup, that doesn't mean much, you can be 99,99% Icelander and have a nigger haplogroup.
Is this based anything else other than the haplogroup?

FIRST WE WUZ KANGZ

NOW WE WUZ RAPPERS NSHEEIT?

What next? Are those "white" chinese mummies going to be proven real?

Are clovis/solutrean hypothesis going to be proven correct?

>An academic study which included DNA profiling of some of the related male mummies of the Eighteenth Dynasty of Egypt was published in the Journal of the American Medical Association in 2010. Tutankhamun's Y-DNA haplogroup was not published in the academic paper,[33][34][35] however iGENEA, a Swiss personal genomics company, claimed to have reconstructed King Tut's Y-DNA profile based on screencaps from a Discovery Channel documentary about the study. iGENEA without producing any proof, proposed that King Tut belonged to Y-DNA haplogroup R1b1a2,[36][37][38]

>Members of the research team that conducted the academic study published in 2010 stated they had not been consulted by iGENEA before they published the haplogroup information and described iGENEA's claims as "unscientific." [35] After pressure to publish Tutankhamun's full DNA report to confirm his Y-DNA results, the researchers refused to respond.

>claimed to have reconstructed King Tut's Y-DNA profile based on screencaps from a Discovery Channel documentary about the study

meanwhile, Ramsses III was actually E1b1a, which is the sub-Saharan clade of E
white we wuzing is the most pathetic thing

Well well what do you know? These blue lipped monkeys have nothing to show for their subhuman existence and that sheboon in the comments is having a fucking meltdown fucking kek.

We wuz LITERALLY kangz n shiet

A white guy is the best rapper

A white guy in the mafia is a better gangster

The white mafia is more organized and controls more than nigger gangbangers

Whites outrank niggers even in the lowest tiers of society.

Niggers BTFO

Egyptians are pretty.

lmfao so true

>t. Muslim

>I just need to be absolutely sure of the facts here my man.
My I reference this post in the future?

WE

not an argument, typical wigger

WE

WAZ

Auden on the beat, nigga

Flag checks out

AYO

HOL UP MANG

EASE U FINNA SAY

NEVER

>wigger

I'm sure you're descended from Romans, right? Nice olive skin?

KANGZZ

>WE WUZ EMPIREZ AND SHEEEEIT

Never change, little englanders.

keep the damage control wigger
>WE WUZ ERRYTHANG N SHEIßE!!!!

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The 3 citations in your first paragraph don't link to anything that backs up what jewpedia is trying to say.

As usual, wikipedia is complete shit.

cue islamists in Egypt destroying everything.

then please link me to a scientific paper where it is claimed King Tut had said paternal line, because there doesn't seem to be one

of course you people jump on the news like flies on shit because, like any afrocentrist, you aren't interested in the truth but only to propagate your delusion

Excuse me, please halt whatever you are currently doing.
*Get's a well-paying job*
So what you are claiming
*Marries a woman who he has children with and doesn't abandon*
That through conclusions drawn from DNA evidence
*Doesn't commit a disproportionate amount of crime*
That I am a descendant of ancient Egyptian royalty?

She's a news anchor now on CTV... Oh how times are changing.

Also

>After pressure to publish Tutankhamun's full DNA report to confirm his Y-DNA results, the researchers refused to respond.[citation needed]

And the researched didn't release tut's full Y-DNA profile to the public. Why do you suppose that is?

I'm not jumping on this because frankly I don't care if we wuz a pharaoh. I'm just not going to trust jewpedia because like I pointed out they're saying their citations prove something they want to prove, and not telling us what the citations really say. Also like usual they make a bunch of claims without any sources.

Jewpedia is shit m8

this is so fucking underrated it actually hurts.

topkek brazilbro

independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/dna-sequencing-of-ancient-phoenician-remains-could-make-us-reconsider-the-history-of-human-movement-a7048046.html

"To find European lineage in North Africa dating from 2,500 years ago was “very unexpected”, the professor said."

Here's one on general North Africans.

the point is that what jewpedia says is something you can check yourself
where is the the actual study that confirms said Y-DNA?
even the youtube video confirms the source is iGENEA, yet I don't see an actual scientific paper by said company proving what they claimed to have reconstructed

see this has actually a scientific study behind it, and it's believable, U5 is found in s. Europe and could've arrived in n. Africa with the trade that existed between s. Europe and n. Africa

besides, though, it's only mtDNA

Nobody is saying that they were pure white. The meme of this, which you may be missing, is that they were not negro.

Beware, negros might start saying WE WUZ ANGLOS

>Not understanding that this is fake
Do you also think those Hitler being angry about random shit vids are real?

Look at the title of the video.

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They already have.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3392088/GCSE-pupils-taught-nation-s-earliest-inhabitants-Africans-Britain-English.html

of course they weren't full negro but it's possible some at least part negro people ended up at the top

the E1b1a claim on Ramsses for instance is part of that scientific paper I referenced above, and I wouldn't say the mingled with it, since E1b1a is also not common in modern Egypt either and is truly African

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It must be very rare that men of african descent, a place known to have been jus a bunch of small tribes with their local king, may be descendants of kings.

In other news asians shouldn't have chinese like eyes, it is something crazy to imagine.

I do doubt they would be visibly so. Nubians ruled for about 140 years and Egyptian society was quite prejudiced about caste.

Also worth mentioning that we are talking about a 3.5k year empire.

I forgot to specify that the researchers of that study are Egyptians themselves, that's why I think that, if they were to falsify results, they'd probably make it look like he was more Egyptian in paternal lineage i.e they would've got a E1b1b1 which is more near eastern

I don't even know what study you mean at this point. I was just memeing. Please.

Also nice trips.

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Holy shit. I thought they would be Asian or something not White.

I've n-never been a KANG before. This is great.

LOL

>first comment on the video

Fucking quality post

It's funny because of how worked up sand niggers get over actual niggers stealing their claim, when sand niggers didn't build the pyramids anyways. They were just squatting desert nomads that built their empire on the ruins of a pre-diluvian civilization.

Very decent bantz from Brazil, congrats

sorry what I meant to say is that the same researchers of the study on King Tut also made a study on Ramsses III and found that E1b1a

academia.edu/2308336/Revisiting_the_harem_conspiracy_and_death_of_Ramesses_III_anthropological_forensic_radiological_and_genetic_study

Egyptians apparently got lots of ancient mummies DNA but they are not really up to publishing them in full.

To be fair the white pharaoh ruling class probably had a ton of african slaves. So technically they are correct when they say they built the pyramids.