Sup Forums was dead wrong on Israel

Recently I spent 8 days of vacation in Israel and I am here to tell you, Sup Forums was totally wrong about Israel. The country is beautiful, the food is top notch and I had alot of fun. Some things I noticed that I thought it was important to update:

>nightclubs are absolutely banging but the women there don't twerk or grind on your cock, they generally talk to you most of the time which is annoying
>the concept of the jewish deli is totally non-existent there.
>le happy merchant also doesn't exist. Nobody called me goy or begged for money.
>the beaches are beautiful and the women aren't total whores
>the concept of cuckoldry is totally foreign here. Israeli women simply won't sleep with black men.
>I did end up hooking up one night but she ended up being Austrailian and was there to study israeli culture.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5jG6kJm-50k
washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/30/AR2008013000559.html
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/08/14/israel-students-social-media/2651715/
bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23695896
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/14/israel-pay-students-propaganda_n_3755782.html
thehigherlearning.com/2014/07/11/israels-government-is-paying-college-students-to-spread-pro-israel-propaganda-on-social-media/
israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/170928
universityworldnews.com/article.php?story=20130823170123807
commondreams.org/news/2013/08/14/israeli-students-hired-blast-out-occupation-friendly-propaganda
youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>Israeli's like America, but think we are fat idiots

According to your text you're kinda implying ur a niggeR.


>the concept of cuckoldry is totally foreign here. Israeli women simply won't sleep with black men.
>I did end up hooking up one night but she ended up being Austrailian and was there to study israeli culture.

(((you idiot)))
youtube.com/watch?v=5jG6kJm-50k

oh man you went to a nightclub in Israel and it was super cool

now I love Jews

Nope! Just trying to relate key points in this open space discussion forum

Wtf I love Jews now

Thoughts on usury?

check your foreskin.

what?

>Thoughts on usury?
>what?

classic kike

>the concept of cuckoldry is totally foreign here. Israeli women simply won't sleep with black men.
>I did end up hooking up one night but she ended up being Austrailian and was there to study israeli culture.
NIGGER

>wtf I love Israel now

+$0.05 (+$0.01 bonus for excellent shilling!)

>my experience invalidates hours of video footage and hundreds of testimonies of Israeli xenophobia and general jewry

off yourself, and don't forget to sage all pro kike threads

>

Fucking Austrialia. Their degeneracy travels it seems

JIDF shoo shoo dont you kykes have better shit to do like some sand niggers to uproot and murder?
most jewish women are inbred and ugly, the hot ones are mental from inbreeding.

who who

fuck off shill

>nightclubs are absolutely banging but the women there don't twerk or grind on your cock, they generally talk to you most of the time which is annoying
>the concept of the jewish deli is totally non-existent there.
>le happy merchant also doesn't exist. Nobody called me goy or begged for money.
>the beaches are beautiful and the women aren't total whores
>the concept of cuckoldry is totally foreign here. Israeli women simply won't sleep with black men.

And yet they promote those things here in the west....Hmmm really makes ya think????

>they don't support Trump and most would rather have Hillary elected.

how? i always was thinking jews hate muslims as much as trump does.

>goes there as a tourist
you fucking nigger, I bet if you went to Best Korea you'd say it's a great country and every bad thing we know about it is just a myth, what a moron

Should jews be allowed to lend money with no interest to other jews while lending money at interest to non-jews?

Kek, it's easy being great when you have so many great economies sending billions of free moneys.

>For 8 days
Well I went to Cuba for nine days, and can say it's actually the greatest country in earth

Kek. I went kikeworld and all I got was this lousy pile of dead Palestinian kids

All true, except for the last sentence which is wrong.

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Wtf I'm a #hillshill now

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>be a friend of mine
>be studying the Israeli-Palestine conflict for some years
>finally visit Israel
>come back
>Him: "Man, I have finally realized why Zionists opted for Palestine instead of getting some land in Africa or Russia."
>Me: "How so?"
>Him: "The weather is fucking awesome all year long. It is indeed a paradise on Earth"

t. clever Jews secured a very profitable land for themselves.

Israel

>The land is not beautiful
- It's Palestinian
>The food is not top notch
- it's kosher - no BBQ Pork ribs then
>The beaches are beautiful
Again WTF does that have to do with what POl said? And no, they are Palestinian

Literally a troll.

>be tourist
>stay in tourist heavy area doing tourist things
>Oh gee this country sure is great

>post pictures of females soldiers from Israel
>not an JIDF shill
Pick one and only one.

all the tourist cities in israel look exactly the same as the other ones.
the only difference is the Kibbutz and small towns which resemble the American country side, and suburbs.

>pic related

WTF I LOVE JEWS NOW!!!

and israelis?

OOOOH LAWDY! LOOK AT DEM QTS!
I'm now a #missileforissrile !

Calm down shlomo, we will protect your little cult/giftshop (if we can, idiots!)

Just stop being kikes about it.

>appearances are all that matter

You're on the wrong board, Schlomo. Your jewdi mind tricks don't work here.

Are those Slav prostitutes and sex slaves?

i heard you like McDonalds branches

Israel should be wiped off the map.

we know you are that butthurt Tunisian Arab poster

wtf I love jews now

>clever jews

Why are you repeating yourself?

FUCKING AGREED. And dont forget they're secret masonic lodges. These sons of bitches are sole reason people are deadfucking dumbed down by the media.

how much cost a home like this?

Jews are like that. They play nice, even innocent, but stab you in the back. They want to dominate this Earth. They will stop at nothing to control us goyim.

you're a retarded goyim
The question was never to ask wether Israel is the perfect hooked nose holiday resort or not
Of course it is
The question is why are jews allowed to make their holiday resort grows over land they don't own, killing/exploiting civil population by doing so

Israel is extreme right wing, that's why it's a good place for Jews to live in.

This is literally the worst, most obvious shill post I've seen in a while.

Herp lets ignore the political aspect of a country and focus on how its women are good looking and showed some sexual interest in me.

Are you really this much of a slave to your hormones. You're weak, come back in 10 years.

in usd? almost 1 mil.
might be doubled if you get closer to towns surrounding Tel Aviv

>france is suddenly senile about its formerly occupied and genocided African countries

so people who live in the house shown in your picture are not Israelite middle class ?

Israeli upper middle class.

The middle class and lower usually live in buildings like Pic related.

that was 50 years ago and you'd have to work hard to find people supporting it nowadays

most jews support Israel politics

Mad neckbeard virgin detected.

ITT: JIDF

Oy very, they're on to us!

The more you build the better. The Shia Muslims will come and take them. You are doing a great job. Shoah v2 is soon.

wtf is a jewish deli

Bring it on

>Sup Forums is totally wrong about israel
no
american jews jew everybody
israeli jews only jew arabs

wtf hitler was wrong?

How come Israel's HDI is superior to Hitler's homeland

500 soldiers of HezbAllah crippled israhell in 2006. Remind you that there are more than 190million Shia Muslims just around you.

false

What birthright trip did you go on?

prove it :^)

Is this real? I'm about to move out because of the shit weather. It's way too hot.

because this doesnt prove it: washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/01/30/AR2008013000559.html

And the only ones you can kill are civilians you dumb fucking zios.

>Visits a country for 8 days
>Says everything everyone thought about the country is wrong
People who take vacations to China and India also say that it's beautiful, does that mean they're not shithole?
I took a beautiful safari through Africa. It was amazing. Does that means it's not a shithole?

I don't know what you're implying matey

>hey goys let me tell you about the promised land...

gas yourself

so if you go to Israel, you end up with blue balls. I think ill just go to vegas instead

Half caste here. Father was Dutch with some Jew in his bloodline as well. Mother is Jamaican. Would I be welcomed to Israel?

You do realize that the vast majority of South Africans that refer to Israel as Palestine are either far-Leftists, Muslims or Kaffirs. Siestog.

jew here, he's wrong. The women here are fucking whores who LOVE their shitty feminism.

Nine to the front six to the rear...nice marching.

morning routine marches aren't the same as ceremony ones

depends if at least one grandparent of your was fully jewish

shiiieeeet

Oh, you met secular grassroots jews which are generally normal people, still doesn't apply to international parasites. Get your head out of your fucking ass, even though for example that one Iranian token doctor is brotier, doesn't mean the whole MENA is aight.

american here and i used to fuck israelis at the mall when they came here to sell junk from thanksgiving to christmas

the vast majority of jews are secular, either diaspora or israelis

And some of them are just a little too """secular"""

usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/08/14/israel-students-social-media/2651715/

bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-23695896

huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/08/14/israel-pay-students-propaganda_n_3755782.html

thehigherlearning.com/2014/07/11/israels-government-is-paying-college-students-to-spread-pro-israel-propaganda-on-social-media/

israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/170928

universityworldnews.com/article.php?story=20130823170123807

commondreams.org/news/2013/08/14/israeli-students-hired-blast-out-occupation-friendly-propaganda

Trying to get that free grant, Shlomo?

most other western countries think Americans are idiots. not from any personal experience with them, but with what hollywood and the media fed us. That is my experience anyway.

and fat

BTFO

Mopoзoв :) She is russian fuck you agly jews i wish you all born in hell

t. Nasrallah from 10-year-old reign in a bunker

and this is IRAN

youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc

>pretends to be unbiased poster
>posts Israeli IDF cuties

Nice try JIDF. Almost had me fooled

Next time go see the Gaza beaches.
But be careful. I hear Israel really enforces the beach badge policies.

you understand those videos are made by (((them))), and (((they))) want Israel to look as bad as possible.

Ofcourse its awesome. They have national socialism.

>They dont support trump

Step out of tel aviv for one second you silly goy