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virgin edition

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cara

me in the middle

Could murder a scotch egg

sue

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Beto redemption when?

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I reckon we scousers run brit

Building a car engine lads

Doing a photography

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dad's new girlfriend is my age

no just a yank, my grandmother was Pennsylvania Dutch from a Mennonite family, but I sort of got into it more through an interest in West Germanic linguistics and general American history in high school and stuff. Still in Uni but I'll probably do a bit more with it afterwards, have been talking with some involved academics on starting a language regulatory committee

the book is the best I've seen covering Amish society but if you have any brief questions I could probably answer them, always like the subject

sophie

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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Beto is a prophet brought to us to guide us

I GO MISSING NO LONGER EXIST
ONE DAY I HOPE I'M SOMONE YOU MISS

if your parents are divorced and your mum hjas a boyfriend i judge you. or if your parents werent married when you were born. imagine some stranger coming into your home and assuming the role of father as he bangs your mum. my mum is so catholic she sees divorce as sinful and looked after her disabled husband for 20 years with zero joy in her own life because of the commitment she made to god. solid christian values are so much better than how most people live these days

nice bandcamp album cover

Doing a listen
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get so incalculably angry when i have to be around my older brother

he's a big lefty and does the whole 'oh we should protect native cultures from neo-colonial oppression!!!' schtick but uses loads of americanisms himself (e.g., soda, bathroom, holding his cutlery the wrong way) that he himself is a victim of modern day imperialism

hate him hate him hate him HATE HIM

he's also a homosexual

hat

as much as I hate 190, I've gotta admire the dedication to his craft, he knows exactly how to rile /brit/ up

Nice blurry cell phone pic.

showing my finnish mate around the city
hope I don't bore him

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state of this rorke virg

Posting on brit

got a small willy but a big brain

so what's the point of being lesbian
after all they want to suck a cock or have their vaginas licken

I use an iPhone 4
(Not joking)

Amen to that brother.

christianity is a joke
the only thing the church does anymore is promote refugees and tolerance

his bum has been colonised by yank seed

I want to suck a fart from her butt.

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say hi from /brit/

Hrmmmm so curry shitskins are big fans of this I take it

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Mad to think there are still people in here who have to interact with tripfags - like they haven't discovered the 'Filer All Trips' function. Also mad to think there are dozens, potentially even hundreds of tripfag replies to my posts that will go eternally unread.

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>mexican for dinner yesterday
>sushi for dinner tonight
>burgers for dinner tomorrow
love living in a multicultural society

swear those are the only jeans she owns

far from it friend, i'm actually quite left wing myself

just can't stand his sheer unwillingness to recognise his blatant hypocrisy

he has no control over his indigenous culture; all his cultural actions are a hand-me-down from yank media

any Mao Zedong man in?

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Aunt is still here and won't leave until Monday
Im effectively quarantined to my room in the meantime

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yeah, refugees aren't humans am i right
sink the boats

Any smart but lazy man in? I myself dropped out of medicine after 3 weeks. Reason was that i was studying ahead and in 3 weeks i knew the whole 10 year cirriculum better than the lecturer.

dumb pirate frogposter

you're in a club and this comes on youtube.com/watch?v=r7dS3ac4urE

first

someone hat this mick

hate when that happens x

come out of your cave and say hello to your aunt! haha

you're being emotional

>Be not-England
>Let people express their opinions
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this but unsarcastically

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good

alri

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They had st. Paddies day cookies for everyone on the way out from toil

Got an E in both A-Level Politics and History.
My lecturers were fucking mad at me because I was the best in class, but honestly it was just an illusion, not because I'm smart, but only because I'm good at absorbing little factoids and was always on Sup Forums.
When it came down to the tests I was a dumb lazy twat.

anime

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a life is a life mate, you can't preach christianity and then turn around and be like "yeah let them die"

is that a mixed drink in that mug?

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Any Jackson in the Valley man in?

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Honourary PhD from the University of Life cause they knew I'd never work for it

No i hate her.

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Wow that is the stupidest emotional crap I ever heard. I hate western European whites.

post lewd karens

for all you know i could be jordan peterson

dont say things like this

>at my high school graduation ceremony
>overhear one of my teachers talking about my grades starting as the best in the class and then plummetting
i'm unironically too smart for my own good

Ah yes i see you too were studying to become a full time mummy

don't think anyone was going on about sinking ships mate. this lack of nuance is how you end up with a totalitarian cultural climate

alri jordan

mate has turned into a full out normie

not happy with this
never speaking to him again

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glad we both agree

>got second highest SAT scores in my class
>never applied to colleges

Graduated last May
Got Cs and Ds
Couldn't be arsed

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japs put ice in beer sometimes

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walking my sister

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>le smart but lazy

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dont you dare steal american culture you german shitskin

paddy was criticising the church for caring too much for the refugees

Never said i was smart

Proud of my irish ancestors

the japanese are disgusting creatures

not lazy just suffered a mental breakdown

post finnish memes

Ancestors are proud of my Irish bird

Stop.

yeah but it's quite different than actually drowning them

i actually reckon i might be the stupidest person on /brit/ right now

>dropped out of school after gcse's
>the only jobs ive worked have been in a call centre and a local pub
>i am 25 years old an i still live with my parents
>spend all my spare cash on booze and drugs and i never have much saved away to do anything meaninfgul with

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yes, so why would I believe the churches doctrine about all life being equal? It quite clearly isnt

can i walk her after you

>mental breakdown

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Moreover, if sex is the origin of all human possibility, it is an event that has as its own paradoxical outcome the very withdrawal of sex from the realm of possibility. If virginity is possible, then, it is only with the effect of making sex impossible. Virginity as possibility is abruptly inverted here, without mediation or transition, into sex as impossibility; and the possibility of virginity becomes a limitless non-experience of the impossibility of virginity.

>tfw 1/8th Irish

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