Sad kiwi edition
/ausnz/
Elijah Russell
Brody Collins
if dubs, you are gay. have a nice day
Joshua White
A moment of remembrance for my buddies lost files.
Eli Gutierrez
Lest we forget
Nathaniel Jackson
>40C
Leo Hughes
someone shoot me
Austin Gutierrez
*shoots you*
Liam Bennett
Would crack every single one of your skulls together given the chance
Robert Torres
again please
Gabriel Thompson
I'd die in that heat...
Are you keeping cool?
Luis Lee
Nathaniel Garcia
still alive
again
Joseph Bennett
Tyler Collins
IT'S 36 DEGREES RIGHT NOW WHERE I AM!
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rude.
Thomas Brooks
just don't stop
do it until you run out of bullets
Samuel Nelson
>lewding yourself out to randos that you have no idea how to predict how they behave and may cause problems for you in the future
Vs
>lewding yourself out to someone who you trust and have clear boundaries established with and have disincentives to cause you harm in the future
Gee, never had such a hard decision before in my life
Chase Gomez
why u want to ded
Isaiah Perry
I'll get a cold wet flannel and wipe down your face and arms!
Daniel Taylor
because I just lost so much
Thomas Nelson
I'm just going to keep my air conditioner on the whole day desu.
Ian Anderson
I'll tell you all a little secret, I took a nap this afternoon...
Don't tell anyone.
Ian Cox
Scandalous m8
What will the neighbours say!
Jacob Evans
*tells everyone*
Nothin' personal kiddo.
Jose Baker
They'll probably think I'm some sorta lazybones...
Thats why I want you to not tell everyone.
STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!
Luke Jackson
But you are a bit of a lazy bones!
I still won't tell anyone though
Leo Phillips
>But you are a bit of a lazy bones!
Yeah!
But I don't want the whole neighbourhood knowing!
Eli Martinez
Rapist, take responsibility for your actions.
Nathaniel Brooks
>stupid yank bitch sits in the living room listening to her fucking podcasts on speaker
YOU HAVE A FUCKING ROOM
USE IT
WHY HAVE A ROOM????
THE KITCHEN IS MORE MAKING FOOD, WHY THEY ARE SO SELFISH AND OBNOXIUS
Cooper Allen
You know what you must do.
Blake Butler
don't even joke about that westy
I'm literally so close to going on a killing spree
Bentley Ramirez
gib qt maori gf? please?
Lucas Cook
Yeah...
don't do that, I won't be able to chat to you so often with you in jail.
Carter Wood
Applied for NZ Police few weeks back, im an Australian citizen thats never been to NZ and ive got an interview in Auckland in a month kek
Carson Howard
nah it'll be a murder->suicide type deal imagine
Gavin James
She's cute
You'll have to find your own tho
Jeremiah Rivera
>Applied for NZ Police
IGNORE ALL MY POSTS
THEY ARE SIMPLY JOKES
>in Auckland
Oh... carry on then.
Don't say things like that...
Grayson Ward
:3
Camden Carter
>Don't say things like that...
WELL IM UPSET
Jackson Sanchez
Reminder that I am CUTE
Hi hi hi
How are ya
Henry Cox
I already work with the AFP, ur fookin ded kidd, got your IP logged and have the NZ air force on its way to fuck you up etc etc
Jackson Price
I know, I know...
And I get the yanks aren't making it any better.
>NZ air force on its way to fuck you up
It'll take a while for them to walk to my house so I've got a bit of time.
Jeremiah Mitchell
What's the story?
Blake Price
I love you user. I hope you have the best day of your life :3
Jacob Ramirez
k...
what region do most maori live?
Daniel Hernandez
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Elijah Allen
Northland and around Gisbourne
Mason Allen
I had a great day yesterday user, and a good day too!
I hope you have a great day too
Probably somewhere in the north island.
Kevin Williams
Tell me about Cape Reinga
Evan Perez
Dunners having a bit of computer trouble.
William Foster
w-who cares
bitcoin is just a fad anyway...
Samuel Phillips
You didn't have too much did you....?
Christian Lewis
I had enough that I want to die
Camden Martinez
Well I don't want you to die so you can't just yet.
Nolan Long
ok fine...
Jack Williams
That sucks, I had to replace my hard drive last year but thankfully I was able to get everything important before it died
Landon Hall
SHE IS STILL IN THE KITCHEN
I DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND
Thomas Reyes
WHY DID PEOPLE INVENT ROOMS?
WHY DID PEOPLE INVENT EARBUDS?
I DONT KNOW!!!!
Jordan Powell
Maybe I should leave some obnoxious shit play in the public areas all the time, but then again thats exactly what all of them do so they will think it's even more normal.
Cooper Rivera
God I'm so fucking angry
Eli White
Do you wanna go down and use the kitchen or are they making a bloody racket?
Isaac Murphy
I want to make some dinner, but this stupid bitch sitting there listening to her podcasts out loud makes me want to murder her.
I just want some damn peace and quiet to make a meal not to listen to whatever cancer that mutts feel like at the time.
Jace Young
Mate, you're gonna have to go down there and tell her to put her earbuds in while you cook or something.
You can't live like this.
Nicholas Turner
just off to rob the dairy, anyone want smokes?
Kayden Gonzalez
none of this is fair
I just want to be left alone
Parker Powell
Yeah sure mate.
Grab some 50 grams.
I know....
But for now you'll have to deal with what you got.
Cooper Carter
im gonna be a state house billionaire
Owen Perez
I'm having so many bad unfair days in a row...
Kevin Gomez
I know...
Hopefully something good comes along, you seem stressed and down.
You need something to lift your spirits.
Colton Wright
Well I have another busy week next week.
And because of the field trip and this bullshit I didn't get any rest this weekend.
I want to scream.
James Scott
Fuck.
If you want to let it all out you know how to get in touch, listening is about the only thing I can do for you at this time.
I truly hope these bad few days are nothing but a small bump.
Bentley Campbell
I'm sorry
I'm just hoping that I can vent my anger and frustration a little bit.
Nathan Price
Nah go for it, if venting helps and makes you feel better do it buddy.
Josiah Russell
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jacob Jenkins
And now I am fed and slightly tiddly c:
Angel Martinez
Dinner time is approaching.
Henry Gutierrez
What are you having for din dins?
Lucas Collins
Soy chicken wings with rice.
Justin Rivera
Nice nice
James Baker
...
Grayson Ortiz
Hello from the other side
Elijah Hernandez
Hi hi hi
How are ya?
Kevin Edwards
I don't know if this is the right place for this but I've been developing a relationship with a girl I met over the internet. She's from New Zealand and I'm American (from Texas if that means anything). At first it was just kind of friendly banter but after some time we both realized that there's more there than friendship and want to explore a more conventional romantic relationship. Now, I work from home on my PC which means my job is portable and I can just up and move anywhere without having to find a new job so I've been considering relocating to New Zealand. I'm curious as to what the attitude is like in New Zealand towards American ex-pats.
Thomas Barnes
>Y*nks
If I even meet you I'll shoot you, I can guarantee you that
stay out of my fucking country
Ian Gonzalez
I'm 100% white BTW, dad is German/Dutch and mom is English/Scottish
Liam Cooper
Fuck. I'd honestly rather bring her here but she's in school still so her moving isn't really viable and like I said, I can take my job anywhere.
Lincoln Davis
its bad, but honestly if you dont behave like a yank people will probably treat you ok
where in nz is she btw
Liam Green
>100% white
Why are you mutts so obsessed with race, nobody cares about your heritage.
a yank is a yank
wait till she graduates then move her over
Just please leave us alone
Parker Harris
>if you dont behave like a yank
Hahahahaha
now THATS a funny joke
There isn't a yank expat on this planet that it isn't exceedingly obvious about where they are from
Grayson Garcia
I'm not a typical American. I do have somewhat conservative views (I am from Texas) but I'm not the typical American stereotype.She lives on the North Island in Waikato.
Samuel Hernandez
I only brought it up because I know this is the board that spawned the La Creatura 56% meme.
Oliver Peterson
Answer me this.
Did you vote for Trump?
Adam Diaz
I'm too depressed to go to the gym today
Benjamin Lewis
I did. The Clintons are literally a crime family. It's well documented and basically an open secret in American politics. I can't believe they ran her.
Dylan Myers
>paying to exercise
just lift some random heavy objects in your garden
Isaiah Hernandez
>I'm not a typical American
Demonstrably false
It's the uni gym you mong.
Anyway I don't even have a garden, I live in a town house.
Colton Hernandez
well as you can see this is the attitude we have to americans, i wouldnt let it stop you, but its good to remember how highly people think of you
Isaiah Williams
Be honest
They are the worst, though you don't see many in Auckland I guess.
Down here it's a goddamn infestation.
Asher Gray
Why are we so universally hated? Is it because our deeply corrupt government has played chess with the smaller nations for so long? Or is it because our media only displays the worst of the worst of our people? Most of us just live our lives day to day like everybody else.
Gavin Russell
Americans lack any common sense from my personal encounters.
Jayden Bennett
You entire country is filled with corrupt, selfish, arrogant, dumb, obnoxious and loud dickheads.
Yet you have this massive superiority complex and an evil willingness to manipulate and harm the other nations of the world for personal gain.