Tfw when prisoners in Norway are living better than you

>tfw when prisoners in Norway are living better than you

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IM HEATED

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Well Nordics are first world, you're not

>Go to Norway
>Ram your truck into a swarm of people
>Get arrested
>Entitled to live in the paradise for free for a life time
>Profit!

Let me sulk in peace finnshit

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>prisons are not supposed to be punitive
lol

Wait, so if I bought a plane ticket to Norway and raped a qt, I get rewarded?

> can't see family
> can't get a gf

> oh but u get a computer and free food durrrrrrrrrrrrr

I remember Brevik complaining that they only had ps2 games in prison

>tfw retards and criminals in scandi countries have nice houses and guaranteed food/pay
>meanwhile i live in 3rd world unemployment shithole

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that probably wouldn't change much for most people in this website

comfy /neet/ life for FREE
why couldn't I be born in Norway, literally easy mode

so free food
I'm in

>Lifetime
Max is 20 years I think iirc

then just go to scandinavia and commit some murders or something

tfw you are not a norwegian rapist muderer

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i dont want to hurt anybody

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solution

commit heinous crime in Norway and be arrested there

Probably why their recidivism rates are around 20% whilst the US is around 80%

brb committing crimes in Norway now.

Why does a nice guy like you have to live in unemployment hell instead of a nice neet life ? ;_;

>all those Nigerians in the comment section who think they could copy that

African delusion is cute

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Can we just go back to the good old days where we execute criminals left and right?

So what's the difference?

>get out after 20 years
>steal another truck

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>it's another episode of
mutts think all type of criminals sits there

It's mostly drunk drivers and people who have broken the speed limits, such as this guy youtube.com/watch?v=0WRSZYtPr8w&feature=youtu.be

No, too many leftists these days

>computer
>heating
>free food
>free rent
What else do you need?

>kill 80 children
>get 20 years of comfy aparatment life on Norwegian tax payers
Fuck dude I wish I lived in a socialist cuckold hell hole. I have to pay 600 dollars rent to live in a cell like breivik.

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freedom

>be amerimutt
>do crimes in Norway
>think he's gonna end up in luxury prison
>ends up in ordinary prison
>be raped with bottles by ruthless criminal slavic people because you are a ugly amerimutt
>have americas biggest gaping asshole when he's free and back in America

can't make this shit up

All I'd have to do to live comfortably as a NEET is commit a crime? wtf

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The people that goes there are people that already have been punished in regular prisons.

Once they did their sentence they can be retained because of the threat they are to society. Hence this is no longer a punishment, just a necessary measure for the protection of society. It's natural they are not treated like people that are punished anymore, since they already had their punishment.

We have the same system in Switzerland, except our prisons are not as nice.

They keyword here being minimum security prison. Pretty sure minimum security is a glorified daycare center in most countries, even third world ones like America.

>kill 80 children and bomb the government
>get minimum security sentence
I wish we were this cucked I would drive a car bomb up to the liberal party headquarters and get 20 years comfy NEETing.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halden_Prison
It's not tho. People here are murderers and rapist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halden_Prison

this.
Violence brings violence.

Yeah,after serving a life sentence in a maximum security prison locked in a tiny cell isolated from all human contact.

Oh fair enough then, the video on twitter was lying and said it was minimum security. Yeah fuck that shit, if someone raped and murdered my 8 year old daughter I wouldn't exactly sleep well knowing they are allowed to live a better life than I do.

Question to Norweegans
1. Are all prisons like this, or just a few.
and
2. What do you do with foreigners that commit crimes? Do you put them in jail in Norway or send them the fuck back where they came from?

Have you ever considered more White people in European prison? No it must be giving the prisoners a 2 star apartment that helps them. We should give every nigger in American prison a 2 star hotel room and give them Ps4s and see how quickly the prison population doubles.

no internet

Just like Breivik did right? Damn if Breivik got the bad treatment I would love to see what the people who only killed one or two people get...

He got off easy, but maybe I'm alone in thinking that spending your entire life locked in a small room with old PS2 games and the scornful looks of the prison staff as your only human contact isn't exactly desirable.

There has to be a catch

I believe that Scandi cunts have normal prisons where everyone else ends up that isn't featured at all like gulags and these 4* hotel accommodations are for fags who did victimless crimes

It may bullshit but I believe it

Prisons in Iceland are nice, relatively speaking compared to the rest of the world.
However they are also full the steroid abusing braindead morons of society, so if you're a foreigner in prison, you're gonna have a bad time.

it's a prison built after EU standards. We are not even in the EU so when we finally say godbye to EFTA then that shit will be closed down

>Have you ever considered more White people in European prison?
They are doing better than poland that is even more white