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>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all
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pence is live
>G-g-g-guys, please click on my Finnish based malware data mining site! I promise I’m not a leftist shill!
IF THAT LINK IS IN THE OP IT IS A CTR CONTROLLED SHILL THREAD
DO NOT click on that link
You guys don't actually think Hillary's campaign sent has CTR operatives here, do you? You realize that if Hillary's team are aware of you they wouldn't spend a nickel on a place already dead set against her, right? They're going where normal people usually congregate like Reddit.
It's just Sup Forums trolling Sup Forums. To assume anything else is a little autistic tbqh.
What's with all the pickles?
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Who /DieHardTrumpFan/ here?
I'm up to about 10, have any requests of assholes that deserve to get pickled by #CrookedHillary's sideshow props?
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Can I help MAGA now?
Hillary Clinton tried to prove she is strong by opening a pickle jar and now it is a meme to make fun of her.
AWOOO!
She literally just gave a speech on the alt right. Fuck off with this weak bait.
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It's pretty funny how white and old everyone is. And how all the black guys are working security.
#CrookedHillary is trying to convince people she isn't at death's door by pretending to open a pickle jar. The props of her sideshow have turned against her.
Who else just watched Pence's rally?
Guys, I need help. My hard drive crashed and I lost me Kayla folder. Can anyone help me make America great again?
she has and will again, open your eyes pepe!
Ooooooooooo.
PENCE RALLY
These leafs are just terrible. It's gotten so bad that whenever I see Canadians in real life saying or doing something stupid the very first thing I think of in my head is "A FUCKING LEAF"
>2 denars have been deposited to your stash. Thanks for correcting the record™
I'm legitimately on CTR payroll. Not even joking. They told us we can disclose now, because it really doesn't make a difference.
AWWOOOO
They're not to convert, they are here to disrupt the inner working of the board. Remember, WE create all of the best content that is used against the Hillary campaign. It starts here, filters down to pleb sites like reddit and then to the internet as a whole through twitter and kikebook. We have more power than we tend to admit, user.
Can confirm. I'm a paid CtR shill and Hillary paying CtR to shill is just nonsense.
btw stumpf will lose check 'em
This bitch needs pickling
It's hardly a meme. It's one guy randomly
Pshopping a pickle into other pictures. In the context of her opening a jar, it makes ZERO sense.
Mmm...
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fuck you kayla
because we're not the sheep they thought we were?
found this threads' 'do not (you)' faggot.
It's great they post so early for us to filter and ignore.
>Ben "One Man Klan with the Plan" Garrison
These last 10 years have changed him.
>hmmm this degenerate has a folder of trannies, father can't have degenerate supporters
*launches hacking protocol*
*virus crashes your motherborg and fries your hard drive*
THANK YOU BARRON
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On it, what's his name?
I like how Pence has 500,000 likes and Kaine only has 120k
Fuck I hate kaines face
Because it only adds to the disruption.
Where did it all go so right?
Is the gorilla woke nigs? Did he lose it momentarily?
Too bad "she" is one of those people that looks way better with clothes on versus clothes off. She's kind of a shapeless lump nude.
Replace it with IOWA you heathen.
Remember he made a cartoon mocking us? Now he's paying homage to us.
I think we need to start altering Horsey's comics
It's Harambe
>"SHUT IT DOWN"
>"please please please don't shut it down"
Wtf are they scared of?
Driving right now give me 30 mins
>Remember he made a cartoon mocking us?
No. Please post it.
One man. One purpose. To extend citizenship to those with illegal status.
Just call him Don. Amnesty Don.
>posting images to Sup Forums while driving
>mascot is a nazifrog called pepe
>draws some kind of green goblin
you had one fucking job horsey
Hillary literally made a speech about us
Alex Jones pretty much mentions our memes everyday
oops wrong image
Pick the song that will play in Trump HQ when they officialy announce he lost the election.
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#AmnestyDon?
I guarantee most of the people pushing this shit are amnesty loving liberals.
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It will strengthen his Law and Order image
Always got a have a positive for yourselves spin on things huh?
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:
guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
Which triggers you more? Amnesty Don or Deferment Don?
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No doubt. Libreals were also the ones pushing #NeverTrump because they knew it would look bad if they could undermine him within his own party
Damn, that dude's wife is top smug.
I love this picture because all the things shes afraid of should be treated as make believe because they won't effect her at all in the long run
EYERYONE!!!!
could someone please maga hat this guy for me ?
I'm about that life
Neither.
FUG
I CLICKED ON THE SHILL LINK donadtrumo2016online WEIRD THINGS STARTED TO HAPPEN TO ME
SOME PEOPLE IN A BLACK SUV HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND EVERYWHERE I GO FOR DAYS NOW
AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE. I CALLED THE COPS AND THEY TOLD ME THERE IS NOTHING THEY CAN DO TO HELP.
THEY'RE PARKED OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE ON THE STREET RIGHT NOW MONITORING MY ACTIVITIES.
I'M AFRAID TO EVEN GO OUTSIDE TO DO YARD WORK
I'VE BEEN GETTING STRANGE PHONE CALLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT FROM RESTRICTED NUMBERS.
THEY LEAVE ME THREATENING VOICE MESSAGES
MY COMPUTER IS RUNNING A LOT MORE SLOWLY, AND MY WEB CAM SEEMS TO CLICK ON RANDOMLY
I'VE ALSO NOTICED A LOT OF BLACK HELICOPTERS FLYING OVER MY HOUSE LATELY TOO
MY WIFE AND HER SON ARE GETTING SCARED.
SHE SAYS SHE WANTS A DIVORCE BECAUSE OF ALL OF THIS
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>people still using "EPIC FAIL" in le 2016 unironically
Are you retarded?
Look in the lower right corner.
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Sure. Hatted Nothing? DONE!
>campaigning in georgia
so is it actually over?
the PRIMARY MODEL, with slight modifications, has correctly predicted the winner of the popular vote in all five presidential elections since it was introduced in 1996
>slight modifications
kek, you've got to be retarded, m80
It's okay Hans. After all, Nate Bronze gave a 2% chance that Trump would win the Republican primaries. :^)
holy shit what happened
oh god those quads
oh god those odds
why did the quads have to bless these odds?
.... my bad
>Hillary putting out ads in all swing states
Is it over?
OC warming up.
MAGA brother
How the hell do you age 40 years in 9?
>Go to /his/
>Try to talk race
Who else know this feel?
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S-Should I?
Misunderstand me right, I am not complaining or anything, but is that Trump sticker permanently covering your speedometer?
>giving the threads' clown any (you)'s
for shame
TY !
yeah it's over
which means you don't ever have to come to Trump General to post that again
GET UP THERE AND TELL THIS GUY YES
THAT'S HOW YOU USE (You)s!
all in on Hofer
all in on Trump
do it
So what happened? Been on vacation for a week, is it true Trump is legalizing them all and the wall got cancelled. wtf?
This new Weiner scandal is great
Trump will win.
You realize posting about me is just as disruptive as replying to me, right? :^)
I actually love the "Amnesty Don" meme. It puts pressure on him not to cuck himself.
Some of you would defend Trump if he became a SJW, said he wouldn't build the wall, and said he would import millions of refugees because it's "3D chess".