Germans are humourless, shit-obsessed Europe-ruiners. They have no real innovation, they only rip off US inventions. They have no food culture, only kebab, burgers, and sour mash. There is dog shit everywhere. They're obsessed with efficiency over humanity. They're pretentious without anything to actually be proud of. They're money obsessed and don't have any productive hobbies. They shit on tiny porcelain shelves. Merkle. Torrent fines. Licenses. Fees. Taxes. Liberals. Nazis. Turks. Even the language is fucking hideous.
> They have no food culture, only kebab, burgers, and sour mash. They have big sausage too, you jelly?
Carson Roberts
Also their showers are shady as fuck!
Ian Fisher
4/10
David Flores
ITT: Italians being better allies then in WWII
Easton Nelson
>They have no food culture Says the American, the Germans have a beautiful culture and history, but all you White Niggers do is invading innocent countrys. And you guys have no culture at all.
James Myers
nice one hebro
Jackson Smith
> A german >> complaining about invading innocent countries
u fukin wot m8
Lincoln Cruz
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Isaiah Thompson
>whats the difference between america and yogurt? if you leave yogurt alone for 300 years it develops a culture
Jack Cooper
I agree so much I hate the German language the most It sounds so horrible ugh And German girls are ugly
Jaxon Sanders
kek
Benjamin Cox
First, I am not German. Second, Germany never invaded an innocent country, learn the truth.
Xavier Wilson
I like Germany :)
Isaiah Edwards
>First, I am not German.
Of course you aren't Hassan.
Blake Morgan
we ally against evil russia
Ian Cook
jews should be sterilized.
Alexander Flores
I'd rather fuck a German than an American.
Of both genders.
Logan Butler
Tomislav*
Colton James
Don't worry Helmut, I get the shitty Irish flag mixed up with the superior Italian flag too
John Evans
>muh culture
Ahhh the most popular argument from people who know they live in inferior countries. Must be nice having some culture when you aren't running from the daily Islamic stabbing attack and rape-fest.
Joshua Nguyen
>british >fuck german girl whilst living in Amsterdam >the "germans are boring sex partners" meme is real >Brit got under-performed in bed
Fucking krauts man
Josiah Murphy
Are you jealous, that you have no culture?
Gabriel Cox
The classic contrarian burger thread
Ryder Wright
> The English
Fought with Brits for 100 years Danes did the same to the English in 14 months
Ruled by Danes Ruled by Normans Ruled by French Ruled by Welsh Monarchs Ruled by Scots Ruled by Dutch Monarchy given to a German.
Jayden Turner
>they have no food culture
mmm i love bratwurst and spaetzle. how about you, mohammad germans?
Aaron Smith
Culture is a code-work for spics and niggers so vielen dank for the compliment Hans.
Cooper Campbell
maultaschen anyone?
Lincoln Russell
Sorry Hans but I'm with the Burgers on this one. I have no sympathy whatsoever for Krauts and your country's mudslime stains, purely because of how cucked you act when the media ask your citizens what they think of Merkel.
what food have you developed that does not make fat as fuck or is stolen from another (probably superior) culture?
Charles Ross
Oh, hey, it's Sharts projecting again
Grayson Thompson
America is the largest exporter of culture in the entire world. More Germans speak English than Americans speak German, despite the US having a predominantly German population and Germany having a very very small Anglo population.
Germans watch American movies and TV shows, Americans only know about German films or music if they're really really good (so very rarely).
Germans copy American fashion, American jokes, and even American habits.
Please tell me how America has no culture again? This American website hasn't made things clear enough
Michael Ortiz
Stop dividing. Europeans must stand togheter
Andrew Martinez
>stolen from another (probably superior) culture You do know cuisine is an evolutionary process, right? If you couldn't count culinary techniques which were borrowed from other cultures, then the only kind of food that counts is hunter gatherer shit.
How do you think German food came into being? They stole it from another culture. Fuck you're retarded
Austin Perez
you mean that language you stole from the brits and then made a shitty version of it
Eli Gomez
>tu quoque fuck off if you cant name any good american food
Joseph Brooks
>stole from the brits
german "education"
Kayden Jones
> shit obsessed german
Do you wake up every day and shit onto a tiny shelf so that your whole house smells like human shit?
Zachary Jenkins
The UK were the ones who butchered the language. Back in the days of the colonies, we all spoke with a very similar accent. Americans speak English better than the Brits do
Charles Bailey
Other than emptying out their country on us with the 1849's proto-communists I do not hate them any more than any other faggot Western Europe country.
Alexander Gray
>usa drinking piss kek
Grayson Thomas
>They have no real innovation, they only rip off US inventions nice bait thread burger. 4/10
Josiah Long
That would be walmart, m8.
Jace Young
How about BBQ? Cajun? Creole? Deep dish pizza? Italian American food? Tex Mex? There's tons of American food that's bomb. That's why we have the most Michelin star restaurants
Lincoln Carter
> joke stolen from black americans >> from american invented twitter >>> posted to an american website >>>> in the english language >>>>> on the us-invented internet >>>>>> from a us-written operating system
Calm your tits, Ahmed. You're not fooling anybody.
Juan Brooks
Euros are just butthurt that they got rekt in Rio, so they needed a new meme for damage control. They're not very good at getting BTFO
Aaron Carter
I'm curious what this guy really thinks. What do you mean, Muhammad?
Grayson Diaz
He's victimizing himself like any other sjw. He legitimately believes that Germany did no wrong
Nathaniel Lee
Well, its amazing what you find sometimes, like blood or evidence of other health issues
How's your day? You must be exhausted after driving to work for two hours, having to take a shart on the go, masking the scent with your natural musk of burger greese
Jacob Gonzalez
For reference, this is what all the fucking disgusting germans shit onto every single day of their lives. They are literally obsessed with shit. There is dog shit everywhere in their country, and they all have the smell of shit in their houses.
Germans are fucking disgusting, humorless assholes. Most Euros are bros - Germans are awful. Boring, awful, shit-obsessed people.
Mason Fisher
Yeah that post made me #shill for hill
Anthony Richardson
>we invented hamburger & hotdog >''no food culture'' You are the niggers of food culture.Stay mad circumcised by jews burgerbro
Noah Bennett
>no source >>the same >>>that is a copy of a japanese website >>>>that is a copy of the british language >>>>>fuck off we invented more stuff >>>>>>fuck off we invented more stuff
Lincoln Phillips
Its a shame that the allies didint eradicate them all. Bunch of far-leftist Islamists every single one.
Zachary Wood
do masculine german men even exist?
Adam Garcia
> "its amazing what you find sometimes"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
you can't get any more german than that
you legitimately enjoy inspect your own expose shit on a daily basis
because you enjoy the pleasure of shit discovery
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
fucking disgusting germans man
hahahahaha
Luis Roberts
michelin is pretentious shit
Brandon Butler
>Get BTFO >Ignore poster and pretend you didn't get BTFO Why are you still posting?
Camden Williams
>a copy of the british language >british language
Jaxon Price
Those goalposts just keep moving, don't they?
Charles Bell
says the dude from the jewarchy
Asher Smith
> The Irish
Fought starvation for all eternity. The Plague did the same to the Irish in 1 week.
Sebastian Lewis
>We invented more stuff Not even close. You couldn't even find enough countries to combine your number with to reach the US
Jacob Jenkins
anyway german better language just look at how many good poets we have
Ian Adams
Fucking lmao
Henry Scott
That literally doesn't make sense, you're still too buttflustered to retort, have a walk, contemplate, then try again.
Lincoln Carter
Hate threads are the ultimate autism.
Cooper Myers
I think he's trying to say that the Irish are the blacks of Europe
Nathaniel Perez
stay jealous
Aaron Perry
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Jeremiah Young
What specifically was nonsensical about my post, Italy?
Michael Reyes
Just saw that many germans on twitter actually use the ((())).
Its really funny how much things in the us affect those idiots, its like they cant wait to use some trendy "anti-racist" meme. Grow the fuck up.
Lincoln Young
mart sharters BTFO
Jaxson Campbell
Germans are better in all fields.
Aaron Young
>be irish >too retarded to fish >starve from lack of potato
William Ramirez
he's serbian, ali
>tomislav
vojvoda ili kralj?
Lincoln Hernandez
>>germany only steals us inventions
usa is still living of german inventions stolen from ww2. You can't invent shit on your own. All your scientist is either german, polish or russian.
Easton Walker
>Muh proxies It wasn't a good joke last decade, it's not a good joke now.
Daniel Miller
>car >mass production of books >bicycle >otto-motor >first man-made object in space >first cruise missile >found electromagnetic waves >revolutionized optics
Blake Harris
I love Germany 2016ad today they are nice to us and for all
real humanitarian superpower
David Reed
pranje mozga traje od 1945
Jaxson Turner
Nigga, the world's culture revolves around America, from the music, Hollywood and our politics.
We literally rebuilt you yurotrash. Don't ever bite the hand that feeds you, dog
Evan Harris
>they are nice to us
when did you convert to religion of peace, abu al polani
Aiden Cook
>gets riled up over some shit on twatter >tells others to grow up >>Muh proxies Nice try burgerboy. stay buttblasted
Evan Moore
>no food culture >known as krauts checkmate burger
Nathan Diaz
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Jackson Wright
>majority of white immigrants during the developing US was Germans your brothers and sisters, people wonder things are so fucked for whites today
Jeremiah James
>first man-made object in space
>12 men have walked on the moon >all of them american
>Krauts are actually proud of launching some garbage six miles in the air.
Adrian Stewart
Heres what Germany didn't do: >First mass producing production line >First country to win a world War >first atomic bomb detonation >first country to put a man on the moon >first country to have a supersonic airplane >first to cultivate tobacco >first country to do pretty much everything
I can't really think of anything else Americans did first, but that's because I don't really give a shit
