Be one of the oldest nations on earth

>be one of the oldest nations on earth
>1400+ years old
>so old historians have trouble pinpointing exactly how old you are because the horse nomads at the time didn't know how to write
>get invaded by the mongols
>migrate to the balkans
>fuck the greateat empire of its time up
>we wuz khans and shit
>become a powerful empire
>get fucked by the ottomans
>500 years of brutal slavery under the ottoman boot
>get liberated by based russiabros
>fight with our neighbors over irrelevant scraps of land
>take part in both world wars
>this isn't even 1% of bulgaria's history
>hundreds of years of great history
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>some american flag: "oh sorry bulgaria your flag looks so much like hungary's"
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>some macedonian flag: "king x of bulgaria wuz macedonian man he macedonian we wuz kings and shit nigga you know what i'm s-"
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>some germanistan flag: "your country is a shithole"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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git gud

But your nation was founded in 1878?

Bulgaria didn't become a country until 1908, when it broke away from the Ottoman empire.

your country is one of the oldest shitholes on earth.

Happy now?

wheres bulgaria

>We wuz Romans n'sheit

:(

Sad!

What is this flag I'm on mobile

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hungary i think

Tfw Bulgarian living in America and half the people don't even know Bulgaria.
Feels bad man

Bulgaria

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Great_Bulgaria

>Bulgaria
Is that a rare?

>European with a snowflake complex has his ego shattered when he realises nobody gives a shit
>Gets even more hurt when people does his flag

Wew, allow me to confide my briefest sympathies

What the fuck is a 'Bulgaria'? Some new testicle disease?

Why should i care about some irrelevant shithole like bulgaria baka

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>be one of the oldest nations on earth
>1400+ years old
Lol, Stoyan, do you realize that written history is 5000 years? Look up sumer, Mesopotamia, egypt, Elam and Indus valley civilization

I used to fuck a bulgarian girl, she sucked good dick. Thanks for that bulgarbro.

In modern times foreigners are justified to bash us.

i heard bulgaria is a pretty cheap place for lower class tourists
good for lower income hotels i guess

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Just kidding bro my friend and his hot wife are from Bulgaria, but they left cuz they hated the country and thought all the smart people left and only dumb people and Russians remain

isnt bulgaria in the caucasus region?

How does it feel to know there are Bulgarians who are so ashamed to be Bulgarians that they make up an entire nationality by stealing someone elses identity because it's better than being Bulgarian?

>all that time to not be shit
>still shit
At least we can use our country's age as an excuse.

it was the serbs who brainwashed these cucks reee during the war for bulgaria's liberation bulgarians from macedonia amd burgas alike fought shoulder to shoulder to remove kebab from the continent

Your flag reminds me of condiments, desu

Cheer up, fellow steppemongol cousin.

I like you guys. You hate those filthy roachs like I do.

dilma is bulgarian
Thanks for fucking nothing Bulgaria!

>American "education"

Do you understand the concept of country vs nation?

>protip: 90% of modern countries didnt exist before 1900

If you really have so much history, why do you have such a generic flag

i dont' care

who the fuck even cares about bulgaria tho

Your country is irrelevant, and at it's apex it was only notable for pushing back the Byzantines a little bit before getting quelled again.

All the earliest accounts of the Thracians were that they were blood thirsty back-stabbing retards who couldn't repel any organized force that came into their country. You're basically the Libya of Europe.

and that obviously does not help some neighbors try to re-write the history posteriorly and they lie about you to avoid having to admit that they were not even on the continent.

Maybe it's not too much but ME, or maybe I can say WE got proper education here and learnt lot about your rich history. So We did not forget you and your ancestors.

i dunno, ask pic related

Do you guys have any interesting factoids about Bulgaria that I can bring up in conversation with my coworkers so they think I'm cultured and intelligent about the world

Why not this?

Look how unique and badass this one is

They make jam out of rose petals.

You're making me hungary

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Based Bulgaria fought for the good side in ww1.

Why so salty? Everyone knows about pic related.

Why did Germany basically leave us to die halfway through the war

Where are you located again?

Somewhere in Asia, right?

Welcome to 9gag, newfriend. I see you're having trouble to fit in, I suggest you to "lurk" on Sup Forums for one hour, that will be enough to introduce you to our wonderful vietnamese lobster mating website.

>650 AD

Is Bulgaria yogurt famous because of ottoman's influence?

>800 AD

>pushing the byzantines a little bit.
we sieged constantinople, their emperor was pissing his pants and offered all his gold to the bulgarian khan krum to stop the siege, only to be refused

the only reason we didn't conquer constantinople was because some savages backstabbed us so we had to abandon the siege and focus our armies elsewhere

this is the flag of the army

more like vulgaria

It was a 4 vs. everyone else, my dude.

you face the greek problem. a long time ago you did some shit. but today your just some one who owes others money. not sure if its true or not but romania says you owe them monies

hard to tell if its true since your gypo faggots and so are they. maybe you owe them monies and maybe they are lying

Lad, many places in my country we also have these kind of things about you.

Try to read the engraving on the picture.

I like you because we almost have the same flag. I've never understood why we don't have closer relationship since romanians stole clay from both of us.

Fuck Romania, they'll have to conquer Bulgaria before anyone there gives them money

Most Bulgarians are born without an appendix.

That sounds pretty delicious. Anyone ever tried it?

Are those peppers in the basket

>>some germanistan flag: "your country is a shithole"
Well nothing to argue 'bout that

Someone red pill me on Bulgaria. How are the women? I have a ton of vacation days and money saved up.

The Bulgar Empire wasn't Bulgarian and you guys know it, but historians are frankly tired of arguing with you guys about the steppe origin of the Asen dynasty.

Kalojan was a fucking badass though.

I knew a couple

Women are heavyset, but curvy. Massive boobs
So they aren't super slim and skinny. But they have voluptuous curves. hard to describe.

Anyway the one I knew had DD's, a sexy ass, curvy hips but she wasn't super thin if you know what I mean

all i know is that the gooks love our yoghurt for some reason:

bta.bg/en/c/DF/id/1333690

Bulgarians were excellent flower gardeners/gardeners. No one was better in floriculture and plant breeding.

I like Bulgaria. They're one of those countries that have a seemingly small role in history but in reality have changed the world in ways we cant even imagine. If Bulgaria had not stopped the Arab siege of Constantinople in 718 then Europe as we know it would have been erased.

>1400+
>+

Wow you and me both, Mr. Leaf. My Bulgarian bitch sure knew how to succ

Bulgar "chalga" music videos are pretty much porn.

what website did you get that map from?

"in honor of the bulgarian gardeners; from the bulgarian community in hungary"

what's the story behind this?

>replies with Steven universe

ill let you slide this time leaf

yes, visiting your grandparents at the village and getting to eat sandwich with home made rose petal jam was the best

wikipedia

chalga music is degenerate.
chalga is one of these types of music you listen to when drunk

All we know about you is that you're named after a kind of wheat.

Bulgaria is literally a meme country.

This

Bulgaria is awesome.

Simple wikipedia
hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onogur-bolgárok
You can change the language settings on left side.

The keywords in the google :
Onogurs, Onogurok, Bulgars, Unogundurs, Utigurs, Kutrigurs, Proto-Bulgarian

cool shit. ty

What are you crying about this time, Hungary?

>it's a Byzantine episode

Did you just flip the Italian flag over and figure, yeah, that'll do?

A Magyarországi Bolgárok Egyesületének fennállása 100 éves évfordulója tiszteletére, az egyesület álltal felállított szobor és ívókut együtes egy kertész családot ábrázol, nekem kicsit a szocreálra hajazó stílusban.
A helyszín kiválasztásában szerepet játszott, hogy 19-20. század fordulón Magyarországra települt bolgárkertészek - akik forradalmasították a kertkultúrát, új öntözési technikát vezettek be, korábban ismeretlen zöldségfajtákat honosítottak meg - egyik legfontosabb központja volt a Bosnyák téri piac.
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The existence of the Bulgarian Association of Hungarian 100th anniversary celebrations, the association INSIDE statue erected to pharmacokinetic and drinking fountain depicts a family of gardeners, it szocreálra resembling a little style.
The choice of location has played a role to 19-20. turn of the century Bulgarian gardeners settled in Hungary - who have revolutionized the horticulture, new irrigation techniques have been introduced previously unknown vegetables, naturalized - was one of the most important centers of the Bosnian market.

kozterkep.hu/~/23936/A_bolgarkerteszek_tiszteletere_Budapest_2014.html

Also saint Triblius is actually Tervel who is honored for saving Europe by defeating the arabs who had besieged Constantinople in 718

After 1878 Bulgaria was doing pretty good before the communists came. We were the strongest country in the region economically and military wise, in our modern history no bulgarian flag has ever been captured during any of the wars.

But when the communists came it was all doomed. You know how socialism goes, all the educated people who can actually do something get killed/sent to jail, and their place is taken by fools which are loyal to the party so you end up with a big mess. Life was good somewhat during the socialist era only because of the sovietbux. When the USSR disbanded the sovietbux stopped coming so the communist party elite "embraced democracy" and privatized everything the state had, and took it for themselves. Now we are still ruled by the same communist party elite, they steal money from the EU through government programs which are awarded mostly to their friends, they keep the lev pegged to the euro so when they get levs through their schemes they can get more dollars/euros, but such an expensive currency is suffocating the economy.

All the political parties are the same, it doesnt matter who you vote for. What the elite has decided to be done will be done, regardless who wins the elections. Example: the Bulgarian Socialist Party(communist party renamed, literally) abolished the progressive tax rate and instead put a flat rate of %10, practically making the country an offshore zone.

Honestly when socialism fell, all the communists should have been rounded up and shot, sure there would have been some anarchy for a bit, but now we would be so much better. But this is not the case only in Bulgaria, from what I know most of the Eastern European countries are still ruled by their ex-communist elite, Lech Walesa worked for the communist secret services...

We have to bring back the monarchy.

Having a border with Bulgysparia is suffering.

Thanks Canada Bro

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chalga music is TURKISH music

>Source of Gypsies
>Sink of subsidies
T-thanks Bulgravia

hahhaah what's that shit nigger ? WE WUZ KANGS

all i know about bulgaria is you guys had some sort of sneaky ortho pope who managed to passively aggressively avoid sending your jews to death camps.

so fuck bulgaria.

that's a hun lie, the bulgars settled south of the danube

>turkic khanate
>tengriism (Turkish religion before Islam)
You're just another roach