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My Summer Car edition

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my summer nigger

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gammon, eggs and chips
kino dinner

need a paki gf

poo

homemade pizza and salad
bit tarquiny but what can you do

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I can't be the only trans woman to frequent this general

Tea:

2x Large Hawaiin dominoes pizza(2 for 1 offer)
8x Mr Kipling chocolate slices
6 packs of pickled onion monster munch
whole coop lemon drizzle cake

rate, tummy is quite full now, very comfy in preparation for NEETtoil tomorrow

come out ye black and tans
come out and fight me like a man

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You aren't a trans woman, you're paki bender sex offender

buying a macbook air for £46 a month for 24 months
fucking bargain

youtu.be/9NSOSO3Fv3k

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Where the fuck is Xenoblade 2?

opinion: the colonisation of the americas was the greatest mistake in human history

>Hawaiin

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alright yeah

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can't take your IRA larping, not for one second

sit down and be humble

would eat/10

post tummy

wow, ireland and the ivory coast in a single gif
this is the future x

xanax seems to have permanently made me more confident
perhaps I have just realised that the things I worry about do not matter much

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does this make you feel better about the fact there are countless other rich people who will live lives you couldn't even dream about during your miserable existence? one rich kid getting kiled for being arrogant is going to make up for a lifetime if living in a terraced shithole surrounded by the scum of earth and scraping by while hot women throw themselves at them regardless of their looks?

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>fight me like a man
>*uses a car bomb*

In my collection, potato paki

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she wants your penis

woah

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if something like this was happening to america we would fight back

enjoy your bloodline being subsumed into the great brown horde

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Can just imagine the reddit incarnate type woman who types like this

>*fight me like a man*
>*hides behind a balaclava in crowds of civvies*

anime

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would fuck new moni ngl

someone fedora this lass

People tend to form their circle of friends very quickly. You can still make friends with people on your course or people in your halls, but if you don't put yourself out there as a socialable guy in the first term then people will generally ignore you later on and it becomes difficult to make friends after that.

state of this cringefest

this

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*punches you*

No we wouldn't
There's millions of Muslims in the USA
Stop trying to act like we are better when we aren't

women have no tact or consciousness

america hating cur

Jesus fucking christ that's terrifying

so you've got like 1 week during freshers to be as normie as possible otherwise you're fucked for 3 years? what in the fuck

gonna send Tim the evolution of moni, see if he remembers that original face

wheezing
chortling
bleating
guffawing
bellowing
yelling
screaming
christ alive

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weird how the indians in america were wiped out not by colonial genocide, but by introduced disease

like the europeans could have literally given them nothing but hugs and kisses and it would still have wound up with them all dying the way they did

>sweden
jesus christ

muslims are less than 1% of our population and trump is going to send them back

muslims are getting the message that they’re not wanted here

Reckon your a CHI compensating

>racemixing

all we DID do is hug and kiss them

alas nature is cruel

why is this allowed?

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both its parents are pakis though

ERIN AND DEXTER HAVE YOU SEEN MY FANNY PACK? I NEED TO FIND MY CREDIT CARD

so lonely
so alone

>muslims are less than 1% of our population and trump is going to send them back

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im playing on xbox

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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shame colonization didn't begin a hundred years earlier, but I guess the Indians weren't as badly hit by disease and the Spaniards were lurking around attacking anyone trying to settle

fucking devils mate they should all be clapped in irons and loaded onto a slave ship

SHUT the fuck up you stupid CHI
Hating Muslims won't make you white

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As per usual around here, that's an absurd caricature of the reality of the situation presumably conjured up out of insecurity or to excuse lack of social skills on the part of the person who makes such a claim. As if striking up a conversation half a year with someone in lectures or classes and banging her is impossible.

Someone make a Tunnocks swastika

>paying water bill
>8 person flat
>everyone in the flat has put their money in but one person
>she literally can't because she's completely broke

wut can u even do in this situation

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my mate just used the term 'soy boy' in the group chat.

sucking a nigger

YES YES YES

Hispanic means like "brown skinned white"

nigging a sucker

>Maaan, jealous - I've never seen them live before, always too slow on ye olde tickets!
>I'm working, yo! What a bummer :( just for the Open Uni- 'tis pleasant enough though! How about you? Still student-ing?

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chuck her or fuck her

Roll it over into the next bill.

Pimp her out

mental

doubt anyone here is a chicano, but maybe you are if you're so quick to bandy the term around

which shop sells xannies

hes just a rascal
just a rascal
hes just a rascal
dizzee rascal

Tell the landlord she refuses to pay her share of the bills and get her evicted

You have Africans and Jews
>But-but Africans are based and Jews are only 1 %
1% jew=25% Muslim

what is she doing with that toothbrush

survivor rules, ask her for her torch and put it out in the toilet

one on the left is peng

why shouldnt it be

i’m not only white i’m anglo

take your projection elsewhere you brown faggot

america still doesn't have contactless payment
absolutely mind-boggling
they haven't progressed since the wild west days

I am white.
When you make fun of Europe for becoming eurabia your neglecting the fact that the USA is barely 50% white
You don't have any high ground to lecture them becuase we are in waaaaaaaay worse shape than them

>america still doesn't have contactless payment
user apple pay is years old and apple is an american company

Moni:

>has a job
>is an honorary white
>renounced his paki faith
>passes as a sexy female

You:

>fat virgin NEET loser

and you have the audacity to insult her

i fort it was that they just got pin numbers last year or something
other way round

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>apple

more like crapple

punch her fucking lights out

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>is an honorary white
no he isn't
>passes
no he doesn't

>fat virgin NEET loser
wrong on all counts

nice one

Saying you only have freshers week to make friends is a bit of an exaggeration, but it is a lot easier to make friends during freshers week since everyone is alone and desperate to make friends. You really should try to be as socialable as possible when you go to university. Join societies, talk to your coursemates, just don't lock yourself in your room and post on /brit/ all day.

>Benzo's are super addictive
why do people say this? I don't even want any rn

we do though you braindead fucktard
>durrr britain iz superior!!!

so what? irrelevant if they don't have card readers you stupid fucking freak

can the rest of you not cover it
i dont think its inconceivable if she genuinely cant pay up and is able to pay it back later

so get this guys
about two and a half /brits/ ago i posted in the Southern US general
and get this, that thread is still going!
and im still one of the latest comments!!!!
HAHAHAH imagine having such a dead general

>passes as a sexy female

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