My Summer Car edition
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my summer nigger
gammon, eggs and chips
kino dinner
need a paki gf
poo
homemade pizza and salad
bit tarquiny but what can you do
I can't be the only trans woman to frequent this general
Tea:
2x Large Hawaiin dominoes pizza(2 for 1 offer)
8x Mr Kipling chocolate slices
6 packs of pickled onion monster munch
whole coop lemon drizzle cake
rate, tummy is quite full now, very comfy in preparation for NEETtoil tomorrow
come out ye black and tans
come out and fight me like a man
You aren't a trans woman, you're paki bender sex offender
buying a macbook air for £46 a month for 24 months
fucking bargain
Where the fuck is Xenoblade 2?
opinion: the colonisation of the americas was the greatest mistake in human history
>Hawaiin
alright yeah
can't take your IRA larping, not for one second
sit down and be humble
would eat/10
post tummy
wow, ireland and the ivory coast in a single gif
this is the future x
xanax seems to have permanently made me more confident
perhaps I have just realised that the things I worry about do not matter much
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does this make you feel better about the fact there are countless other rich people who will live lives you couldn't even dream about during your miserable existence? one rich kid getting kiled for being arrogant is going to make up for a lifetime if living in a terraced shithole surrounded by the scum of earth and scraping by while hot women throw themselves at them regardless of their looks?
>fight me like a man
>*uses a car bomb*
In my collection, potato paki
she wants your penis
woah
if something like this was happening to america we would fight back
enjoy your bloodline being subsumed into the great brown horde
Can just imagine the reddit incarnate type woman who types like this
>*fight me like a man*
>*hides behind a balaclava in crowds of civvies*
anime
would fuck new moni ngl
someone fedora this lass
People tend to form their circle of friends very quickly. You can still make friends with people on your course or people in your halls, but if you don't put yourself out there as a socialable guy in the first term then people will generally ignore you later on and it becomes difficult to make friends after that.
state of this cringefest
this
*punches you*
No we wouldn't
There's millions of Muslims in the USA
Stop trying to act like we are better when we aren't
women have no tact or consciousness
america hating cur
Jesus fucking christ that's terrifying
so you've got like 1 week during freshers to be as normie as possible otherwise you're fucked for 3 years? what in the fuck
gonna send Tim the evolution of moni, see if he remembers that original face
wheezing
chortling
bleating
guffawing
bellowing
yelling
screaming
christ alive
weird how the indians in america were wiped out not by colonial genocide, but by introduced disease
like the europeans could have literally given them nothing but hugs and kisses and it would still have wound up with them all dying the way they did
>sweden
jesus christ
muslims are less than 1% of our population and trump is going to send them back
muslims are getting the message that they’re not wanted here
Reckon your a CHI compensating
>racemixing
all we DID do is hug and kiss them
alas nature is cruel
why is this allowed?
both its parents are pakis though
ERIN AND DEXTER HAVE YOU SEEN MY FANNY PACK? I NEED TO FIND MY CREDIT CARD
so lonely
so alone
>muslims are less than 1% of our population and trump is going to send them back
im playing on xbox
OH NO NO NO NO NO
shame colonization didn't begin a hundred years earlier, but I guess the Indians weren't as badly hit by disease and the Spaniards were lurking around attacking anyone trying to settle
fucking devils mate they should all be clapped in irons and loaded onto a slave ship
SHUT the fuck up you stupid CHI
Hating Muslims won't make you white
As per usual around here, that's an absurd caricature of the reality of the situation presumably conjured up out of insecurity or to excuse lack of social skills on the part of the person who makes such a claim. As if striking up a conversation half a year with someone in lectures or classes and banging her is impossible.
Someone make a Tunnocks swastika
>paying water bill
>8 person flat
>everyone in the flat has put their money in but one person
>she literally can't because she's completely broke
wut can u even do in this situation
my mate just used the term 'soy boy' in the group chat.
sucking a nigger
YES YES YES
Hispanic means like "brown skinned white"
nigging a sucker
>Maaan, jealous - I've never seen them live before, always too slow on ye olde tickets!
>I'm working, yo! What a bummer :( just for the Open Uni- 'tis pleasant enough though! How about you? Still student-ing?
chuck her or fuck her
Roll it over into the next bill.
Pimp her out
mental
doubt anyone here is a chicano, but maybe you are if you're so quick to bandy the term around
which shop sells xannies
hes just a rascal
just a rascal
hes just a rascal
dizzee rascal
Tell the landlord she refuses to pay her share of the bills and get her evicted
You have Africans and Jews
>But-but Africans are based and Jews are only 1 %
1% jew=25% Muslim
what is she doing with that toothbrush
survivor rules, ask her for her torch and put it out in the toilet
one on the left is peng
why shouldnt it be
i’m not only white i’m anglo
take your projection elsewhere you brown faggot
america still doesn't have contactless payment
absolutely mind-boggling
they haven't progressed since the wild west days
I am white.
When you make fun of Europe for becoming eurabia your neglecting the fact that the USA is barely 50% white
You don't have any high ground to lecture them becuase we are in waaaaaaaay worse shape than them
>america still doesn't have contactless payment
user apple pay is years old and apple is an american company
Moni:
>has a job
>is an honorary white
>renounced his paki faith
>passes as a sexy female
You:
>fat virgin NEET loser
and you have the audacity to insult her
i fort it was that they just got pin numbers last year or something
other way round
>apple
more like crapple
punch her fucking lights out
>is an honorary white
no he isn't
>passes
no he doesn't
>fat virgin NEET loser
wrong on all counts
nice one
Saying you only have freshers week to make friends is a bit of an exaggeration, but it is a lot easier to make friends during freshers week since everyone is alone and desperate to make friends. You really should try to be as socialable as possible when you go to university. Join societies, talk to your coursemates, just don't lock yourself in your room and post on /brit/ all day.
>Benzo's are super addictive
why do people say this? I don't even want any rn
we do though you braindead fucktard
>durrr britain iz superior!!!
so what? irrelevant if they don't have card readers you stupid fucking freak
can the rest of you not cover it
i dont think its inconceivable if she genuinely cant pay up and is able to pay it back later
so get this guys
about two and a half /brits/ ago i posted in the Southern US general
and get this, that thread is still going!
and im still one of the latest comments!!!!
HAHAHAH imagine having such a dead general
>passes as a sexy female