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Tonight's Agenda: Appoint a third speaker and apply changes to our somewhat outdated constitution

>1 person=1 MP
>1 MP=1 vote
>MP has name, trip and a party
>Name like this Name [Party] ##tripcode
>only MPs with a secure trip count for votes and quorum
>if no party just put [Independent]
>Once a quorum of 20 MPs is present or after 30 minutes with a quorum of 10 MPs present, parliament elects a president and a speaker (to replace me). Speaker election is first.
>President motions for legislation to be brought to a vote, can decide which legislation to bring before parliament. Speaker actually manages the thread.
>President may delegate another president if he is forced to leave before the session concludes. Speaker may do the same.
>Once every 2 hours, the speaker may call for a vote of no confidence on the president. If this passes, the legislative session is dissolved
>Discussion on voting and the time for voting on legislation is chosen by the speaker
>Speaker records passed legislation, proposed legislation, etc, on the legislative docket
>With a supermajority of 66% you faggots can try to change any of the bylaws I have made for you

Old wiki from previous parliament, use legislative docket and party pages, in the process of being purged:
parliament-of-pol.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_Sup Forums_2.0_Wikia

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA
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It smells like wet dog and dirty feet in here.

Mr Speaker, I demand you repeal your ban on hard working immigrants.

Hello

Good evening everyone. Friendly reminder that Irish people are as bad as jews

Commie Marxist bastard vote to repeal the ban NOW!

RECENTLY PASSED BILLS

>NIGGER ISOLATION BILL
>ANTI- ANDREI BILL
>ANTI. DEGENERACY BILL

Tonight´s agenda goes as follows.
A BILL TO IDENTIFY KIKES
>ALL KIKES MUST HAVE ID BADGES
> ANY PERSON WITH MORE THAN 20% KIKE HERITAGE IS ID
>KIKES CAN NOT HAVE JOBS IN
>GOVERNMENT
>FINANCING
>SCIENCE
>KEEPING THEM FROM MARRYING WHITES
>AND ENFORCING GHETTOS
VOTING WILL COMMENCE ON THIS

VOTING TIME: 10 MINUTES.
REPLY TO THIS THREAD.

I shouldn't have called you a Commie Marxist bastard I'm sorry that was rude of me

Fuck off Commie you're literally a Nazi

>them trips
Aye

No worries

>Commie=Nazi

GJ Andrei, just showed everyone your autism.
someone screencap this

I just need you to repeal the ban to trigger the Spic he cried and left the skype group yesterday lol

Bump

Thanks for the bump pal and welcome to my thread

Andrei is just butthurt. Remember he got banned.

Remember that time Cartel members -actually- broke into your house, beat up your dad and made you fuck your sister before running off with your laptop? Hahahaha

ok im here

i say aye

and for those of you wondering, yes i am a member of the alternative right, yes im an autist, yes my memes be hella dank.

Moar memes

Welcome dude don't forget that the OP is a wog and the easiest way to trigger him into ragequitting is voting to repeal the ban on Irish posters.

Changing trip. Looks like Kai finally made a wise choice.

>implying a banned faggot´s opinion makes me feel angry

It wasn't an opinion I was asking if you remember it hahahaha

Aye

Nice reply to a trips post.

I officially name Illusive man as my minister of foreign affairs. Congratulations and heil Hitler.

You shouldn't harass our speaker, he has the favor of kek.

Sorry guys. We do not meet the quorum (6 voters) I shall keep the thread alive until we meet it.

Heil Hitler, Heil Kai Leng, Praise Kek and AB.

He's in favour of kuck.

It's a pity you couldn't keep your pet alive lol

bump

Some music while we wait for quorum.
youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA

bump #2

Howdy

Aye
Good evenin mr.speaker

Evening, fellow Speaker. Remember you have to host a thread tomorrow.
Tip: Add Speaker to your trip.

...

Good evening what is this thread?

Oops forgot to add party name.

About banning "Not Andrei". Want to join?

>starting a vote before there's even quorum
kill it senpai

Which is the best party?

Not problem. Will ask Trapper to add you to the chart

I will join but only if you repeal the ban on Irish posters.

mine good sir, i have access to the freshest memes and the rarest pepes, would you like to join?

>Which is the best party?

Natsoc of course. The party is huge and who likes jews?

where are my fellow democrats?

WE SHALL DO A ROLLCALL. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
NOT A CHANCE, ANDREI!

I am clearly not Andrei

Stand by the faithful,
march among the Crusaders,
and join the Theocratic Kek Party.

Speaker Present

were all around you, we are all practicing proper democracy are we not?

Aloha

fuck off paco

Yes, Andrei. Whatever you say.(There is an ID, Autist douchebag. You don´t seem to learn from your mistakes.)

i say we ban all mexicans from the floor. its starting to smell like a tacobell

present.

hello

present

Agreed.

Ireland not Italy.

hello dont forget to repeal the ban on Irish posters

hold one now, i think it would be very unruly if we were to ban members of this parliament with such high positions.

ah i was mistaken.

why have we allowed spics to be in such a powerful position?

Corruption was revealed in the last thread, the NatSoc leader "Kai" was farming off positions in a skype group to become President and have people suck his cock.

dont ask me, ive only been here since last firday.

Nice false IP, Andrei.

Speaker is the lowest form of power. Hes literally a slave

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i say we lynch them
fuck off bean nigger im motherfucking dingle

>and have people suck his cock.
Literally or metaphorically?
Sounds pretty degenerate

this desu.

why not ban them then then?

Post timestamp with Ameriflag.
I DARE YOU.

Both I think. Engels is a known homosexual deviant.

The wog is paranoid because I told him I'd crash his threads by using proxies. Don't hold it against him.

hello newcomer, do you like memes?

Join SPQR today!
Capable leadership, strong and sensible policies and a proud tradition! Join for the glory of Rome!

I am afraid our Persona Non Grata also sucked his cock for position and is now butthurt. I sucked no cocks to get in here.

Yes I do

>I am afraid
We know you are

i dont have a flag on me right now but here is your motherfucking time stamp

Of course. Marketing tells me that memes are currently all the rage with our much sought-after 18-24 demographic.

WE MEET QUORUM THIS TIME. WE SHALL NOW VOTE ON:
KIKE ID BILL
>ALL KIKES MUST HAVE ID BADGES
> ANY PERSON WITH MORE THAN 20% KIKE HERITAGE IS ID
>KIKES CAN NOT HAVE JOBS IN
>GOVERNMENT
>FINANCING
>SCIENCE
>KEEPING THEM FROM MARRYING WHITES
>AND ENFORCING GHETTOS

Aye

aye

aye

Aye


Mr Speaker I would like to table a motion to repeal the Anti Andrei Bill and replace it with the Anti Wog bill

No flag, no acceptance.
Why are you so desperate to show me that you are not Andrei?
Pretty sure you are Andrei right now
Please secure your tripcode.

Nay. Many of our top finance people are Jewish, and while they're a costly asset, they're an asset nonetheless.

I can see the same ID from a mile ahead. Fug off Andrei.

end yourself you fuck. if you accuse any self respecting white of having a nigger name like andrei im gonna be fucking pissed

NSAP BACK IN THE HOUSE

Reminder that good government means good roads.

Yeah but you have an unfair vantage point on top of the scaffolding for that wall, Dago.

nay

aye

Indeed. You are still banned. Later, Andrei.

aye.

NAY
As long as they don't participate in anti-state activities they shouldn't be discriminated against.
t. actual fascist

...

Need someone to co-sponsor by repeal proposal to annoy the wop.

im making a new party you shits.we stand for everything right. literally only right wing patriots allowed fuck off otherwise

Cucks

I'll join as soon as that pox addled anti-Irish bill is repealed and replaced with a no greasers bill.

Daily reminder to dismiss all völkish reactionaires and other capitalist bourgeoisie.
OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW
LONG LIVE THE NATIONAL SYNDICALIST STATE