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EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
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>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
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>Farage backstage 8/24/16
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>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
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>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
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>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
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>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
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INTERVIEWS
>Pence with Jake Tapper 8/28/16
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>Conway on Fox Sunday 8/28/16
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>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
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>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
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ENTERTAINMENT
>The 45th President
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>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
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>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
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>Trump in 5 minutes or less
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>Trump cares about YOU
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>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

>Now, everybody agrees we get the bad ones out. But when I go through and I meet thousands and thousands of people on this subject -- and I've had very strong people come up to me, really great, great people come up to me -- and they've said, 'Mr. Trump, I love you, but to take a person who's been here for 15 or 20 years and throw them and their family out, it's so tough, Mr. Trump,' I have it all the time. It's a very, very hard thing."
What did he mean by this?

Awooooo

GOOD EVENING, TRUMPGENFAGS!!

DID YOU GET THROUGH YOUR MANIC MONDAY OK?!?

CAN WE GET SOME COMFY TRISH REGAN TONIGHT INSTEAD OF BIMBO MEGYN?? ANYONE??

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>right
hnnng

We don't know. Wait for his Wed. immigration speech

Remember the first rule of Right Club!

that he is going to import isis and declare war the the white man

it is allover folks pack it up, it was fun while it lasted

Here's for a great first debate.

>What did he mean by this?

That he understands it's hard but we have to do it, folks. He said it to make himself look like less of a dick when he kicks out the abuelas, simple as that.

Who wins, Sup Forums?

Release the health records Hillary! Has any one seen Dr. Chocolate (Hilary's body man) since we started brining attention to him??

>this pickle shit
i guess this place turned into reddit overnight?

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Nice jawline.

Maybe Hillary will pre-empt his speech like he did for her alt right one.

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we guard you while you sleep. that is fucking true the secret service hates her

tfw i kind of think manjaw is hot on a grill

>Fact Check: Six of the Dumbest Claims Journalists Made About Breitbart and Stephen K. Bannon

The most eye-opening part of working for an anti-establishment news site like Breitbart is how quickly you lose all respect for the “professionals” in the business.

You know how when you read a news story that touches on your profession, you notice the writer doesn’t know what he’s talking about and makes embarrassing factual errors? Try moving on from that when your profession is journalism!

This phenomenon is even more cringey when you or your company are the subject of a story. And boy, were we ever yesterday.

Just as every reporter became an expert on Turkey during the coup against Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, a lot of Breitbart experts materialized Wednesday as our Executive Chairman Stephen K. Bannon left his position to become CEO of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign.

We watched dumbfounded as people who are supposedly the best at the news business got basic facts wrong or printed wild, unverified speculation from anonymous sources — all the sins we stand accused of by the Clinton campaign!

Yesterday’s feeding frenzy revealed a lot of journalists as being sloppy, stupid, and dishonest as they say we are. These are some of the worst examples we saw:
DERP:

The “pros” reported that Breitbart is a birther site.

As seen from Media Matters and Talking Points Memo’s Katherine Krueger.

This troll bitch on Fox.

What would you rather discuss user? I'm all ears.

Based trump

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why do you think she has been in hiding for the last few days and canceled a bunch of events

Opinion?

>ITP: CTR having a wety dream about Hillary suddenly turning High Energy

Was at the Pence rally tonight. Pretty high energy. Started in the first row but somehow this old lady and her kids inched their way in front of me by the time Pence came out. Tried to get him to sign something before he got swarmed, but SS kept pushing my rally card away.

He seems fun.

>Manafort leaves campaign
>Weiner gets caught sending pictures to a "Trump supporter" shortly after

Seems like Manafort won this one

Shit moderators

Guys . . .
Trump is ... well, what...

>dat Harambe

I'm pounding the pickles for today only.

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PICKLED PERIDOT
AKA
PI-PE

NEWEST TRUMPFU

When Trump is elected is he planning to call himself and demand that he bring the jobs back?

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Top picks by the DNC.

trump. not making shitty forced memes. having a pic of some bitch and saying "pickle her" is hardly discussion.

ACTUALLY,:

We’ve always maintained that Obama was born in America and Hillary was the “Original Birther”… until we found out Obama was the original birther!

And as for getting basic facts wrong, Krueger writes: “As far back as 2009, [Breitbart] ran posts praising Trump for his handling of “Celebrity Apprentice” and lauding him as a hero for demanding President Barack Obama release his long form birth certificate.”

First of all, she insinuates Trump and Breitbart pushed Birtherism back in 2009-false. If you actually click the second link, the author praised Trump for fighting left journalists and not backing down when they tried to gang-tackle and shame him: “I’m no Birther, never was. But doesn’t mean I didn’t see how the MSM and White House were using this issue to their political advantage.” Earlier in the article, he described the refusal to release the document — thus allowing the conspiracy theories to fester — as “a cynical political weapon in order to label everyday Americans as racist.”
DERP:

The “pros” reported that more Breitbart employees are on their way to Trump’s campaign.

As reported by Erick Erickson and McKay Coppins at BuzzFeed.

ACTUALLY,:

Erickson rolled with a tweet claiming our DC Bureau Chief Matthew Boyle would join Trump’s campaign, citing an anonymous GOP source. The rumor being BTFO:

>Breitbart's Matt Boyle's not joining Trump campaign. "Absolutely 100% false," EIC Alex Marlow tells me.

Coppins also cited an anonymous Republican source, then trolled two former Breitbart employees with the question of who is “the most likely Breitbart staffer to join the campaign.” One of them (is that you, Ben? Come home!) pointed to Breitbart California Editor and general workhorse Joel Pollak, claiming he is not a “traffic-getter.” And that was good enough for Coppins to print. We don’t share metrics on individual authors, but a quick look at comment counts and Facebook shares on his stories the past couple weeks would beg to differ.

The Cunt is spending most of her week out in the Hamptons, sucking Banker Jew ass and raising millions of shekels from various scums of the earth...she wouldn't have the first fucking clue how to preempt anything, unless we're talking about her bowels into her adult diaper

This week belongs to The Don, from his rally in a kek'd blue state tomorrow, to the big immigration speech in AZ on Wednesday, to meeting the black in Dindu Central Detroit on Saturday

He needs to kick some fucking ass this week

We are not the alt right, we are the fucking mainstream GOP.

Cooper, surprisingly, is decent to Trump and let's him speak. He can press him and I expect he would press him like never before if he did moderate.

Rather have Cooper than Kelly, at least.

>Still have the debates
>Still have yet to see the effect of his late ad campaign
>Still a huge WikiLeaks slam
>Still only a few weeks into "Presidential Trump"
>Still developing stories of Clinton Foundation

We are going to win this aren't we?

That special program that Hillary used to not only delete, but destroy completely those 33k emails also had to remove beforehand a very special security program. Hillary deleted KEK.

DERP:

The “pros” reported that we presented a subject’s transgenderism as a scoop.

Dave Weigel at the Washington Post wrote this about Breitbart Tech and Milo Yiannopoulos:

>The biggest individual star at Breitbart may be Milo Yiannopoulos, a British journalist and pundit who became the site’s “technology editor” in 2015. Telegenic, quotable and proudly gay, Yiannopoulos rose to prominence in America with coverage of the “Gamergate” saga, which began as a dispute between a jilted-feeling game designer and his ex and mushroomed into a battle against “social justice warriors.”

>Yiannopoulos and some researchers covered and advanced the story, reporting, for example, on the fact that one anti-Gamergate critic had transitioned from male to female.

ACTUALLY,:

Note the lack of a link or citation — a tell that Weigel knows he’s being dishonest and doesn’t want anyone to check his work. Had he done so, anyone reading would see that the headline centered on old chat logs where the subject, Sarah Nyberg, claimed to be a pedophile. Nyberg later verified the authenticity of those chat logs and disavowed them.
DERP:

The “pros” reported that we have pushed “conspiracy theories” about Hillary Clinton’s health.

CNN’s media critic Brian Stelter wrote yesterday: “Breitbart has also touted conspiracy theories about Clinton’s health and published dozens of stories about Bill Clinton’s alleged treatment of women, with headlines like ‘The Secret Sex Abuse Victims of Bill Clinton.'”

When his plans go through he can move those jobs back here and still be competitive. If any clothing company did that today they would go right out of business.

Simple logic, but like most Hillary shills, it's a tough concept for people on welfare to understand. Competition and actually earning a living is hard to you niggers in your ghettos.

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When she called Beyonce 'Queen B', I nearly barfed. Trayvon's mother is probably a millionaire by now. Fucking sickening.

DAHNALD!!!
This is... the end.

ACTUALLY:

Note the lack of link or citation when Stelter says we “touted conspiracy theories.” We have aggregated a wide range of voices (including Stelter) weighing in on Hillary’s health, either arguing she’s sick or she’s healthy, but our own reporting on the subject has centered on physicians speaking on the record:

–Neurologist Dr. Daniel Kassicieh, D.O.

–Dr. Nicholas C. Bambakidis, director of cerebrovascular and skull base surgery, and the program director of neurological surgery at University Hospitals Case Medical Center in Cleveland, Ohio, and a professor of neurosurgery and radiology at the CWRU School of Medicine in Cleveland

–Dr. Drew Pinsky (also here and here)

Also note the juxtaposition of “conspiracy theories” next to “dozens of stories about Bill Clinton’s alleged treatment of women,” which he cannot honestly give the same label — as they, too, are all on-the-record accounts from his accusers or, in the story he singled out, aggregations of other authors: “The Washington Post’s Roger Morris, Newsweek’s Michael Isikoff (now with NBC), and former Clinton Military Aide Buzz Patterson,” to name a few.

The bottom line here: Stelter didn’t do his research. Maybe he skimmed our site a little, but he probably just drafted this dismissal of our news coverage based on memories of the DC-NY-LA sewing circle mocking us on Twitter. He’s the face of media-on-media coverage for CNN, and he’s half-assing his job.
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The “pros” reported that Trump paid for Breitbart hotel rooms at the RNC.

As reported (again!) by McKay Coppins at BuzzFeed, based on an anonymous source who claims he heard Boyle saying so.
ACTUALLY,:

Hadas Gold announced that Politico had the same SCOOP! last month but showed enough restraint to vet it before publishing.

>Hadas Gold: re: Boyle boasting about Trump paying for their hotels during conventions, Hicks shot this down to me last month

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They really went with popular > good, huh.

Anthony Weiner got things off to a great start.

Impressive knowledge of semi-precious gem stones user.

No wonder Kek is working so hard on this campaign. No one deletes Kek.

What do you think the rally in Washington is going to be like? High energy? Does he have a plan released yet or has he only mentioned the parameters of the Arizona speech. What do you think the repercussions of Hilary's speech on the alt right boogeyman will be long term for both her campaign and Sup Forums in general. I'm still having fun 15 months in, how are you doing user?

MAGA

It can only go up from here, I'm gaining confidence daily.
His handlers and team is really polishing him nicely.

His remarks on that cuck Kapernick was beautifully executed.

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BONUS:

The Government Accountability Institute (GAI) forced Coppins to issue a correction in his Breitbart hit piece yesterday. He falsely reported that Steve wasn’t leaving his position at GAI while he served on Trump’s campaign; the organization sent out a statement to the contrary hours before BuzzFeed went to print.
DERP:

Basically everything out of Glenn Beck’s mouth.

Steve Bannon is the “CEO of Breitbart.”

“He is not leaving Breitbart.”

And, strap yourselves in for this one.

>This is a guy who uses the Dark Web. If you don’t know what the Dark Web is, good for you. Dark Web is where you can hire assassins — oh, it’s frightening. It is frightening. It’s where you get child porn, you can buy sex slaves, it’s horrible. This guy uses the Dark Web to find people to do investigations and whatever else he would like to do. The person that we wanted to get on to talk about him, because I’ve talked to them several times in the past, and knows him inside and out, is now too afraid to come on because he’s using the Dark Web against this individual and they’re afraid. They do not want to say anything more about him.

ACTUALLY,:

Where to begin?

Steve is the Executive Chairman of Breitbart, and Andrew’s childhood friend and business partner Larry Solov is the CEO. Steve is temporarily leaving his position and is not a part of operations at Breitbart until the end of Election Day.

As for the “Dark Web” rant, compare that pitch for an Oliver Stone movie to this description from Bloomberg, which for all we know could be Beck’s source for the claim:

>When Clinton became secretary of state, the foundation signed an agreement with the White House to disclose all of its contributors. It didn’t follow through. So GAI plumbed tax filings, flight logs, and foreign government documents to turn up what the foundation withheld. Their most effective method was mining the so-called Deep Web, the 97 percent or so of information on the Internet that isn’t indexed.

No fucking way

Cooper is decent.

Kelly, I'm not sure.

Depends. They most likely conduct internal polls not only on voting/candidates but also policies. If they found that they can't win with a merciless "everybody out" stance, they might soften it.
We'll see.
There's definitely stuff the campaign needs to reevaluate because sure as hell Hillary will bring it up later, maybe already in the debates. Waterboarding and militarily going after terrorist families. The former needs to be reduced to extraordinary circumstances (like a clear and present danger to lives, talk about a nuclear bomb in an American city and you got an accomplice that won't talk) and the latter to jurisdictional persecution.
Without softening on very controversial stances, we will lose. That's pretty much a given.

>Donald Trump's business can't survive under Donald Trump's policies
>Somehow everyone else's business can

What a fucking joke

Wtf was this even about? Nigga dressing like zorro?

Seeing liberal mom get BTFO was highly satisfying

Between #CrookedHillary and leaky Weiner the trust factor of the Democrat party is a major weakness.

DAHNALD, THE APOSTLES

The last rally he had in Washington state was pretty damn comfy, well attended, and contained plenty of those pacific northwest qt's

Of course, this was before Conway and the teleprompters took over

But I wouldn't expect anything different this time around

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So you can't read what I said either. Sounds about right for a nigger in a ghetto.

What did he say about Kaep?

This copy pasta is gold

#LeakyWeiner could be a thing

the blonde wrecked that liberal good.

Thank faggots like yourself who kept saying "I NEED IT CHEAPER I DON'T WANT TO PAY MUCH FOR IT!!!" for why things like this happened.

Just like how someone actually came into my store once and asked "Do you have any footwear that's made with high-quality materials in the USA by a union factory where the workers are paid a fair wage and given full benefits?"

After being told that the sort of thing he was asking for couldn't be obtained for less than $50 (his maximum purchase abilities), he huffed and puffed and said "I just don't understand WHY this doesn't exist for that price!" and walked out in his ratty fucking sandals he strolled in with.

You faggots can't have it both ways - if you want to buck the current climate of production standards, you have to be WILLING TO FUCKING PAY FOR IT. Shitty Chinese ties still run you $35+, but some cunt like you wants it made here for $19.99 retail and can't understand why this won't happen. It's as if you're mentally handicapped or something.

Please go die.

Same.

The Kaepernick shit is great. Almost everyone dislikes it. And the one who like it would never vote for Trump anyway. It gets into the minds of normies. Plus he dropped some Clinton redpills to the ESPN audience and all he had to say about Trump was "He's a racist" literally

Also all these Kellyanne Conway concern shills. She is going to win him the election.

Yeah, they both probably want HIllary but Anderson at least has the tact to be a bit professional because he knows to hedge his bets. Kelly is rapidly entering a collapse as she screech her reputation away.

>looks like a pickle
>could be stolen from social justice: the show
pepedot best waifu

>People who buy the cheapest products destroyed our glorious capitalist paradise

You guys are funny.

>“Welcome to The Matrix,” says Tony, GAI’s data scientist, as he maps out the Deep Web for me on a whiteboard (we agreed I wouldn’t publish his last name). A presentation on the hidden recesses of the Web follows. “The Deep Web,” he explains, “consists of a lot of useless or depreciated information, stuff in foreign languages, and so on. But a whole bunch of it is very useful, if you can find it.” Tony specializes in finding the good stuff, which he does by writing software protocols that spider through the Deep Web. Since this requires heavy computing power, Tony struck a deal to use the services of a large European provider during off-peak hours. “We’ve got $1.3 billion of equipment I’m using at almost full capacity,” he says. This effort yielded a slew of unreported foundation donors who appear to have benefited financially from their relationship with the Clintons, including the uranium mining executives cited by the New York Time. These donations illustrate a pattern of commingling private money and government policy that disturbed even many Democrats.

BrightPlanet shows Beck doesn’t even get the category right. “The Deep Web is anything that a search engine can’t find… The Dark Web then is classified as a small portion of the Deep Web that has been intentionally hidden and is inaccessible through standard web browsers,” their explainer page says. Not even Bloomberg reported that Bannon himself participated in Deep Web research but that he managed those who did. For Beck to take this fact and end up with murder for hire is actual lunacy.

Granted, Beck is not a journalist but a commentator. But he is one of the loudest voices in the Never Trump movement, made up mostly of Twitter pundit conservatives who think we’re just the worst at everything, so we always make time to point out the nuttiest things he has to say.

breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/08/18/dumbest-claims-journalists-breitbart-stephen-k-bannon/

i do believe the rally in washington will be high energy. his plan that is released is somewhat vague and will probably be more specific in the arizona speech. i imagine he will still be vague as to whether or not the 40 billion illegals get deported or if there will be some sort of consideration (you leave on your own to apply for a visa etc.) there are no repercussions of the hillary speech, nobody cares about that dumb shit. it's essentially "le trump is KKK meme". oh it's been a wild ride, necessary namefag! we could also discuss other shit in the news or on tv. like every single post that doesn't have to do with pickles.

mfw migrat illegai

nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000692256/article/trump-on-kap-maybe-he-should-find-another-country

Simple, direct, America 1st and patriotic.Strong move.
It would retarded and unamerican to debate him on it.

This looks very comfy.

I see a lot of really delusional liberals trying to support him. They have no idea that most Americans don't think blacks are oppressed at all.

>Also all these Kellyanne Conway concern shills. She is going to win him the election.
Not disagreeing with you but why do you say this?

I'm not familiar with her qualification or how she'll help Trump.

it's a political talk, a circlejerking he's not saying yes but not saying no either. That kind of talk is an art of skilled politician

Do you think when he's elected Trump will call Ivanka and demand that she brings the jobs back?

One of Clinton's main ads was Letterman showing he doesn't make his ties in USA.

This narrative has already been tried and failed. No need to worry about it.

I'M HELPING

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Liberals I know basically said that it's ironic that the candidate that "says there is a problem with the US" is telling off the guy who "agrees there is a problem and is protesting about it".

How by telling him to go to another country he's denying him the 1st amendment.

Or some shit like that.

STUMPED

youtube.com/watch?v=TWDvy2RCVpw

hotair.com/archives/2016/08/26/brilliant-response-obamas-dont-discriminate-warning-louisiana-pure-american-gold/

Even though President Obama was busy vacationing on Martha’s Vineyard as Louisiana suffered its worst flooding in decades, his ability to find any opportunity to divide our nation along racial lines and to display a level of cynical contempt for the American people was on full display.

IJR pointed out some warnings in a letter sent by his Administration to local governments involved in the relief effort (rather than golfing and sunning themselves on an exclusive beach) that residents in the Bayou State took great exception:

>“Care must be taken to ensure that actions, both intentional and unintentional, do not exclude groups of people based on race, color, national origin (including limited English proficiency), religion, sex, or disability.”

>“Those planning for Katrina appeared to assume most people could rely on personal vehicles to evacuate and failed to consider the transportation needs of all segments of the population.”

>“Many seeking temporary housing immediately encountered discriminatory advertisements that explicitly refused to rent to African Americans.”

Considering the truly American displays of unity and fellowship we’ve seen as a result of the flooding relief effort, the preemptive warning against racial discrimination really touched a raw nerve with many Louisianans. That reaction has been brilliantly summed up in a Facebook post by a man named Ben Husser who has been working with his neighbors in the relief effort:

I overheard someone saying they use this "Tor" software yesterday. Reported him to the police immediately. I was so scared ... happy that I'm still alive!

As much as Sup Forums likes it, he won't win off the 14/88 vote + deep GOP base alone. He needs to win which means appealing to the normies and getting the independent vote. Conway knows how to do that. She is one of the best

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