Circumcision

>Americans need to buy lube to make their mutilated jew dicks work properly

imagine being reminded that you are a slave to the jews every time you piss.

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>needing lube to jack off

I don't understand this meme.

I've never used lube in my life - and I've fucked girls on three continents. Where did this meme start?

I honestly feel bad for anyone that's circumcised. At least there's a way to restore SOME nerves for them, not all hope is lost.

Newfags shut up and lurk.
>Inb4 blah blah daily circumcision thread

I dont think anyone on this board is pro circumcision.
That being said, shut the fuck up.

What. Mine doesn't look like that. I don't get it. My foreskin stays on all the way even when fully erect.

>Where did this meme start?

Most of the time a male character in US films or TV jerks off there's some reference to lube.

Damn dude, you must have a lot of foreskin.

You're like the roast beef version of men.

I'd kill myself if I were cut. I'm glad I'm a real man who can enjoy real sex.

Not gonna lie, as a woman, I find uncut gross.

Maybe it's just because I'm American and I'm so used to seeing cut, though.

I think you have phimosis

>imagine being reminded that you are a slave to the jews every time you piss

Can't see burgers finding an issue with this, most of them have so much blubber that they can't see their dicks anyway.

Same
Dont listen to the cucks saying you have phimosis tho
Went to the doctor about that said is perfectly fine as long as you can pull the skin over all the way

But it really is every fucking day

I remember when that Mexican shithead was posting them nonstop

You don't need lube to make it work, just stick it inside your wife and it's all good.

uncut dicks look gross desu

The only people ever bringing up circumcision are people who are uncircumcised. Almost as if they are all insecure with their penis.

>imagine being reminded that you are a slave to the jews every time you piss.

kek

>Only women bringing up female genital mutilation, it's like they're all insecure about their labias and cliterus.

No, we just feel sorry for you stupid jew slaves.

This, all uncut people can do is talk about masturbation (a sin) and what girls think about it (lust is a sin, and if you're married it doesn't matter at this point). What the European posters of Sup Forums have proven is that circumcision is necessary to reduce sexual degeneracy, it's never Americans making threads about masturbating only Europeans. Circumcision does reduce the sensitivity which will make one less inclined to manipulate his organ which is sexually immoral and leads to thoughts of sin and excessive masturbation eventually leads to addiction to sick degenerate pornography and a development of fetishes.

>M-My mutilated dick by a ((((((((((((((((((((JEW)))))))))))))))))))) l-looks so much better

So sharting funny dude

I'm cut and he's right. I hate that someone mutilated me and robbed me of some of the pleasure that sex brings for literally no reason. Fuck circumcision, it should be illegal.

It's more bragging

A

Did you grow up believing your dick was meant to be 2 different shades?

Yeah, it's weird to say that I'm seriously OK with being cut without my permission, but...

judging on your demeanor combined with your uncut mickdick you must be the number 1 exporter of cheese in ireland
(ops hat)

user, If we were insecure then we'd just get circumcised.

FUCKING

what? it's supposed to be like that, that's the whole fucking purpose of foreskin.

So does mine, you probably just have a little more foreskin than usual. As long as you can pull it back with no problems whatsoever then there is no issue.

I'm gonna stretch my dickskin out, Italy. Don't worry.
Having the scars of a man who fought against Jewish mutilation is pretty alright for me. I really only care about the glans so I don't mind the "foreskins" is just skin as long as it protects them.

>Cut
>Have never needed anything more than foreplay as lube

LEAF

>Americans need to buy lube

Are you really just this fucking stupid? I mean plenty of legit reasons to hate on Jews but citing a made up faggotry reason that literally every circumcised guy will know is false?

no one in this thread let alone board is going to ever get leid anyways

Your ancestors just had bigger dicks than you.

>mutilated Jew dicks will never know the pleasure of trapping air under the foreskin and squeezing it out

Circumcision of Christian children is recess art, Jesus Christ was circumcised and he told us that he came to uphold the old laws not abolish them, circumcision on the 8th day is absolutely necessary. The coptic church has kept this practice, Europeans have chosen to ignore the bible though

Whatever, shill

>needing lube to jack off

It's true user that why literally no circumsized male has ever masturbated successfully until he was 21 and had an address where he could keep KY Jelly without his mom finding it.

Either that or using industrial quantities of lotion from the store and mom not noticing and embarrassing the living shit out of you.

It's also impossible to fuck girls until then because their vaginas have no natural source of lubrication

It's a tragedy user

mammaries or gtfo

>daily circumcision thread
>or daily dead soldiers thread by that cock sucking turk
I've made my peace here

Masturbating is degenerate and will lead you on a one way trip to hell, Europeans are so obsessed with fondling themselves all they have on their mind is sin.

>used to seeing dicks female

Very unpleasant ngl.

Suddenly I realize this was just faggoty bait to make all heterosexual pol denizens look at, and talk about, cocks.

There is hope

foreskinrestoration.vbulletin.net/forum/general-restoration-discussion/2315-de-keratinization-process-time

This guys knows...

Tits or gtfo, actually gtfo anyway for casually talking about experience with multiple dicks like a degenerate whore

There is literally nothing wrong with circumcision

Wat

I'm circumcised and I think about fucking all the time. There's not a day that goes by where I'm not beating off my hard ons or thinking about my next pussy fix. I'm sexual everyday.

>take a shower

MUH DICK

>qt grill in class or waitress flirting with me

MUH DICK

>posting on message boards

MUH DICK

>trying to sleep only to roll around restlessly as my cock rubs up against my sheets in the summer night

MUHHHH DICK

It's 24/7. I honestly think it has a mind of it's own. My penis is always thinking about things like pic related. My life revolves around cumming.

Ron Jeremy is circumcised and has slayed more poon than anyone on here combined. I don't think it's a big deal.

anteaters are gross
i'm uncut and my foreskin barely reaches past the tip flaccid, when erect it rolls all the way back with a gap unless i hold it forward

Are you, perchance, a melanin enriched gentleman?

>cunt vs uncunt

I'm very sorry to hear that, I hope you get better

>nigger detected?

You can tell he is because he posted a pic of a white woman

An actual white man would obviously post a pic of an Asian woman

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Or a 2D woman.

No, I'm white.

I know "MUH DICK" is commonly used as a Nigger characterization but I thought it would be apt to use here.

>cutfags don't get a good laugh every time they go take a piss after a blowjob
What a disgrace

Nooooo, I'm not a nignog. Fuuuug.

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lolollooololllll, cutckolds will never know what it feels to have 100% sensitivity, they have 35% AT BEST after being literally mutilated on behalf of a fictional jewish volcano god.

>Be born American
>cut dick off

Describe, in detail, what 100% sensitivity feels like.

I also wouldn't want to know what wearing rainbow knee high socks feels like as I pleasure myself for the gap folder of some gay spic.

GAS YOURSELF GAS YOURSELF GAS YOURSELF GAS YOURSELF GAS YOURSELF EW EW EW EW EW

>I find uncut gross
Who taught you that?

>be American
>get bloody dick sucked by a jew

>be British
>women bred to take sandnigger anteater penis

Muslims get their dicks mutilated, too.

It's only Jews, Muslims, Americans, and South Koreans who do this.

>Tripfagging after your country.

I'm not circumcised

maybe grow up?
We don't like your gooy arbys clamshell either but we still lick it.
How can you not like a normal human?
Women for sure get the better end on this one, what would you rather go down on, a hotdog or a rancid clam?

You should stop picking up fat chicks at Arby's user

I'm cut and I never needed lube or any other applied liquid.

I mean sure, but what do you want me to do about it, uncut my dick off?

Disgusting. You look like you're deformed.

Is circumcision still common in Australia?

Spit in your hand it works. I have a beautiful cut dick I've been told by partners. I have the Penelope Cruz of cocks.

It's not my fault the Jews mangled me. I'm glad that I convinced my sister to not do it to her son. I have the circumsicion scar but, one time a girl asked me if I zipped up my dick in a zipper once. She said she has seen this scar before. I asked my dad about it and he told me when I was in kindergarten I zipped up my dick and had to go to the hospital and get stitches. My guess is my brain blocked it.

If you love your cock so much, why don't you just SUCK IT?

only 13% of male babies get circumcised in NSW, but that's up from 10% in recent years. I'm actually about to make some calls and book a circumcision for my newborn son.

He looks like a fucking slug

WTF I've just been pissing in her cunt to make it wet, where can I get this lube you speak of?

I hope your son murders you for giving him a kike cock, you fucking yid loving cuck!

Thats fucking gross dude. Leave his shit and let him decide later.

18% in Ontario now, when I was born it was between 40% and 30%, no numbers for the year I was born of course. My son will definitely be getting circumcised

>>Describe, in detail, what 100% sensitivity feels like.

I can still feel orgasms as intense as when I fapped for the first time. Also, being a cutfag is why you murrifats can't get it up at 40 and need viagra.

First you need to ask for permission from the actual father of your wife's son.

t. slugdick

Australia NO!

Your son should fucking kill you, you Yid loving Can-KEK

Circumcision is a part of the Anglo culture, all Anglo countries including England circumcised. They only stopped because they had no money after the war.

Of all the things Sup Forums calls jewish, this is the one thing that I must 100% agree.

Nah, had a mate that decided to get it done later in life, said it was the most painful thing he's lived through. I had it done when I was a few days old and obviously don't remember a thing about it.

Also:
>International consensus statement on infant male circumcision by 56 Australian and International academic and clinical experts: InternationalStatementCircumcision_July2014.pdf

How much does it cost there? Heard it can be up to $500 here

got cut at 27. basically no difference during sex or beating off. only more sensitive to irritation, like it burned if i touched it with really dirty hands or when it slipped out and bumped against my zipper.

>no circumcised male has ever masturbated successfully

>be me
>think gonna get laid
>girl puts hands down pants
>cups tip of dick with fingers
>depressed look on face
>only get handjob

it's true, american girls like them cut.