>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
Angel Long
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Austin Howard
Anyone else here a National Socialist?
I can't be the only one.
Gabriel Powell
what up
Sebastian Kelly
What will Trump's immigration speech on Wednesday be like?
I hope he backs away from that "softening stance" bullshit.
Cameron Reed
Here's the 40-something divorcee that Anthony Weiner was sexting with. She also happens to be a Trump supporter.
>I stacked the pyramid even higher >WITH KEK'S DUBS!!!
Cameron Ortiz
We'll find out if insideranon is real or not based off what Trump says.
Carter Lee
He already did on Anderson Cooper
Andrew Gomez
link please?
Ayden Richardson
welp quads command it
Brayden Cook
Loyalty gives rewards
Samuel Long
MSM would be completely fucked if Trump suddenly went silent for a few days. They had nothing to attack him about all weekend and ended up just calling him a psychopath, then had to go the entire day today with only an awkward tweet.
Perhaps Trump is reaching that point he said before where he acts so presidential, they will be bored of him.
Noah Collins
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Colton Richardson
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Adrian Morales
>calls billionaire loser >owns Chargers cap
Connor Baker
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Christian Wood
Sup Forums is a board of peace
David Wilson
>Alex Jones laughing in the distance
Brody Clark
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Easton Rogers
A little thin.
Thomas Stewart
If they try to sneak that shit onto his teleprompter he should just go off on a tangent until it goes away.
Gabriel Gomez
Which generation are you?
Xavier Stewart
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Luke Sanchez
Looks like Australia is starting to adopt the (((Chamber of Commerce))) discourse on immigration.
Ryder Morgan
>when your division is the Chiefs, Chargers, and Raiders
Easy playoff ticket every year.
Jack Brooks
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Lincoln Diaz
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Ian Jones
I was only putting peanut butter on crackers but this occured.
Good fortune.
Hudson Garcia
When's the next Q&A? I have some strategy ideas for adding support streams.
Cameron Thompson
The madman
Jonathan Williams
>there are people who unironically would vote trump
Kevin Davis
>Gen Z >any of those things
Hudson Cooper
>You'll be my friend for life.
Justin Fisher
this
Jackson Williams
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Brandon Phillips
someone should add ben garrison himself as a "racist boogeyman"
Samuel Roberts
Wait, wasn't there already a Gen Z? Is this Gen Z: Part II? Why has no one been able to properly define anything lately?
Camden Miller
>A fucking Bong
Matthew Flores
Carbs (crackers) make you overweight FWIW.
Hunter Morales
>tfw we LITERALLY meme'd this into reality
Dominic Morgan
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Jonathan Scott
this
Jackson Evans
>mfw Are Nige speaks at Trump's inauguration
Luis Foster
Uh-oh. Something stinks.
Nolan Gonzalez
>letting Osweiller go
I don't want to go off topic, but the Broncos fucked themselves. Mark Sanchez??? Way to completely waste an elite defense.
Jose Turner
so?
Christian Watson
You just replied to your own post faggot.
Andrew Campbell
He's in the closet furiously masturbating while playing nightcrawler.
Camden Wood
>he doesn't know how post ID's work
Adam Morgan
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Matthew Green
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David Stewart
just ignore him dude
Aiden Hughes
OH this year will be shit for sure. Von Miller fucking ate our entire cap up himself.
Ethan Flores
Shills are out today. Whats happening?
Colton Nelson
Where did everything go so right?
Lincoln Hall
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Henry James
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Charles Morales
I'm fit.
Sebastian Martin
They also erased Gen Y from existence so it doesn't make sense alphabetically anymore.
