/brit/

Hell nah
Never let these niggas ride your wave
Nope, no way, nah
Never let these niggas ride your wave
Nope, no way, nah
Park the Benz just to the ride the Wraith
Skrrt skrrt
Ten million dollars, gotta hide the safe
Skrrt skrrt, oh
Michael Phelps with the swim moves
Skrrt skrrt, oh
Michael Jordan with the tennis shoes
Skrrt skrrt

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you have a monopoly on new threads and i do not like it

Can /brit/ solve a standard 3rd grade Hawaiian test question?

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don't like this kind of post

gf keeps asking me for sex but I'm telling her to wait till tomorrow as she only finished bleeding this morning
why can't she just wait till tomorrow morning?

coworoker just praised alicia vikander’s body in the new tomb raider
have HAD IT with retarded normo-runtoids
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edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger!

light speed

sexist

really uncomfortable with racists using the n word on the internet

samefag

Are English Celto-Germanic ?

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faster than light speed???

Your misogyny is extremely triggering, delet

because she loves your willy so much I reckon

*swipes right to you*

didn't know they spoke english in the hawaiis

any /crying and physical pain from laughter at this pic of poley/ man in?

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light speed

Brit/Pol/ and /Britfeel/ are miles better than this place

*presses the 'mistake button*

aye

thought she was half shitskin but looked it up and both her parents were swedish

perhaps her actual father was a somali bull, it seems likely

*swipes left to you*

>Brit/Pol/ and /Britfeel/ are miles better than this place

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is the good yank in

god bless you all

Convince me to get up and shower before work

fuck god
fuck jesus
fuck mary
fuck joseph
fuck the bible
fuck it all

fuck me

>fuck mary

Would if I could

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hmm yes ill watch a some crappy movie based on a video game

oh wait no i won't because im not some stupid 80 IQ child and have actual taste

she’s 29
don’t reckon there were that many ‘ids back then

Emma Watson’s poo.

tomb raider? i am far too sophisticated to watch such low brow entertainment

*watches black panther*

>fuck god
>fuck jesus
>fuck mary
>fuck joseph
>fuck the bible
>fuck it all

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If he's good enough for you
He's good enough for me
If he scores another few
Then I'll be Muslim too

If he's good enough for you
He's good enough for me
Sitting in a Mosque
That's where I wanna be

Mo Salah, la la la la
La la, la la la la
Mo Salah, la la la la
La la, la la la la

*watches the WoW movie*
bone apple tea

bruce..easy on the wacky

>have to spend at least an hour upright digesting after eating before I can go to sleep
when I grow up I want to be a cyborg

wacky bruuuuce

that was so fucking shit too

whacky goose

how changing a flag garners so many (you)s

who goes to sleep at 9 am haha

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8 am

Business idea: Emma Watson’s unwiped bumhole after a poo.

i don't understand the point of this. is the right original?

yes

business idea: poo nigger

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business idea: start copying british posts and getting easy (you)s

business idea: start copying british posts and getting easy (you)s

business idea: start copying british posts and getting easy (you)s

devilish

you’re dodging the question darling

Only my personal and solipsistic interpretation of the Godhead can judge me

stars and stripes haha

business idea: a business of some sort

much prefer noir films directed by the likes of lang and siodmak than the bombastic trite constructed for the benighted masses we are forced to weather through in the modern age

business idea: commercial venture

egads
my coast is ruined

Set my alarm for 8:15, woke up 5 minutes ago, glanced at my watch and assumed it was 9:15. Ran around like a headless chicken but actually I have loads of time hahaha

don't care

very interesting
not

Posted a real business idea months ago and nobody said they'd start it. I feel my ideas are wasted on you trollops

never will

hat

life hack: judge how fat a girl is by the thickness of her fingers

So lads I got drunk over the weekend and finally bit the PC gaming bullet and ordered this for a little over two grand in Britbong bucks

Processor (CPU) Intel® Core™ i7 Six Core Processor i7-8700k (3.7GHz) 12MB Cache
Motherboard ASUS® PRIME Z370-P: ATX, LGA1151, USB 3.1, SATA 6GBs
Memory (RAM) 16GB Corsair VENGEANCE RGB DDR4 3000MHz (2 x 8GB)
Graphics Card 11GB NVIDIA GEFORCE GTX 1080 Ti - HDMI, 3x DP GeForce - GTX VR Ready!
1st M.2 SSD Drive 500GB SAMSUNG 960 EVO M.2, PCIe NVMe (up to 3200MB/R, 1900MB/W)


Did I fuck up?

I want to put my nose right up to Emma Watson’s anus as she blasts a rancid fart right in my mouth.

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business idea: exchange goods and services for currency

There, you said it, take it to reddit

the kangaroo niggers are here

can you please use a name/trip so i can filter you? please x

Ahh yes perfect for league of legends

PSU?

Roast Beef

>pc gaming
CRINGEEEE

poo
poo nigger

Why not just filter “Emma Watson”?

Grilled Haddock

Find these weird little convicts very grating. Should have executed their forbears rather than shipping them off.

LITERAL CHILD ALARM
LITERAL CHILD ALARM

Had salmon for dinner cause I'm a modern day aristocrat

woah lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater

sautéed bollock

How do you become a thief? Want easy money

pc gaming is a fucking gimmick grow up you little rat

Then you like Emma Watson.

*throws the baby out and keeps the bathwater*

state your skin colour

*boils the baby*

Take things that don't belong to you

just realised I'm actually a PoC because I'm half-jewish. mad

Every male role model in my life has abandoned me through choice or death and left me to fend for myself haha

i don't like your posts about her

But how

what's your excuse for being a PoS?

half-jewish = jewish