Monkey Paw thread

Monkey Paw thread

Post a Sup Forums wish and other anons determine what the twist is


>I wish for no niggers on Earth

#DicksOut4Trayvon

>because race is an historical absurdity and we're all equal in our humanity

I wish that my wish had no consequences, other than losing my only opportunity to make a wish

I was just thinking of making a thread like this...

twist: spics breed twice as much and become more violent

Granted. You're still a retard.

I wish to be a cute Asian girl

People are getting married with whores without realizing it.

>no niggers on Earth

Niggers in Space

child sex trafficing

Every nigger becomes an Arab Muslim

>I wish Trump gets elected president for two full term

Germany gets attacked by refugees and the body count is over 200

it's what I want more than anything in the world

But you broke your glasses!

this

you are 3D so
You are useless once you turned 30

>niggers are now slightly above earth
>essentially frictionless
>hyper slipperry nigs doing normal nig things at mach speed

I wish I'd never had a monkey's paw.

Twist. You're teleported to Saigon in 1969.

he reveals himself as a democrat plant and does everything hillary would have done and more.

I wish that all the jews would die slowly over the course of a year, killing 1% of them randomly over the span of 1 hundred days where the deaths occur when they go to sleep and they just don't wake up. No one to blame in the world for it happening

Granted. You're one of them.

at least the status quo remains

You are born in northern India, which is still Asian

He turns out to be a Soros puppet anyways

>this is my fetish

How would he have been re-elected if he was full Hillary for both terms? Maybe he was only full Hillary in his second term. Or he truly went full Hillary and massively rigged both elections.

He gets elected president of Mexico, builds the wall and you have to pay for it.

Granted. They get paranoid and go full Samson option on the entire world before they all go

Twist
He becomes the USA Hitler and we have 1000 years of 4th Reich prosperity

I wish for 1 billion dollars to be in my bank account by tomorrow at 6 a.m.

I am free to do what I wish with this sum of money the only way it goes away is if I spend it.

Granted, but their plan to enslave the Earth succeeds after one year.
The last Jew press the button to launch all the nuclear weapons.

I wish every nonwhite and non-east-asian were dead

Twist! You don't understand how percentages work!

required to suck george soros' cock every day

All become zombies.

New happening, preferably the second amendement people "taking care" of some Rothschilds or Soros

Granted, but the USD hyperinflates at 6:05 am.

I wish for world peace!

easy
>everyone is dead

Zimbabwean Dollars

get Hype

Why not just not make a wish? No matter how airtight you think your wish is, the monkey's paw will fuck you over.

They are.imbued with intelligence and leave Earth for space. With all the white women.

haha, good twist. I think we could handle that though

I fucked up

I wish I live in the Bernstein timeline

They literally take care of them.

>you were never born

you slowly become a nigger and your goal is to rebreed niggers.

i wish for islam to not exist and for jews to rule the world

Twist is niggers become powerful spacefaring race

I wish to be comfy

no non-kosher food

>twist: you get sweaty under the blanket and can't remove it

you have to stuff your anus with peanut butter

But that's not comfy

>I wish I'd never had a monkey's paw.
You wake up on the street, monkey's paw is gone, as are all your memories and possessions. You're now a crazy homeless guy.

you didn't wish to be comfy forever tho ;)

All muslims convert to judaism

I wish for the Apocalypse

I wish to have a harem of skinny white girls and an a functioning dick and balls

Your wish is granted

I wish to have a qt gf

Oh no

she has a penis

Easy, you become a faggot.

It comes but it is after pepe is memed into reality

you're in one

I wish Hitler won WW2

You get an harem of white skinny girls with functioning balls and cock

I wish for the best haircut of all time

muslims rule the world instead of jews and america never becomes a power house, instead germany and the world become a shit hole

>Hitler won, but he is just as bad as everyone says. You work 14 hours a day making armaments used to kill people fighting for freedom from his tyrannical grip.

I wish hell were real and everyone was damned

then she wouldn't be a girl and my wish would not have been granted

checkmate

Granted

I wish I had my vision of a perfect life in an unending universe

you find out you're a jew

kek, why didn't you post him?

I wish for more monkey paws. Could make a fortune selling them to chumps.

fine you have to raise your wifes son

Your hair turns into pubes.

You lose the election to Hillary

It's a girl who had a dick and balls transplant

:(

you become a monkey

>Nothing changes. You ARE in Hell.

I wish for a sick get

>I wish I had my vision of a perfect life in an unending universe
You experience a brief vision of a perfect life in an unending universe. And then you wake up to bitter reality.

I wish that the world was red pilled

I wish for all United States citizens and Ameriboos(i.e. people who give undue worship to the US or its subjects) to die suddenly but painfully.

Nothing changes

I know

>Canadian
>becomes a monkey
flip's on a roll

god dammit

tradeu takes in all the africans since the country collapses

I wish for one, 8oz can of warm ginger ale. I has belly ache.

America annexes Canada making you a US citizen.

its carbonated ginger water ale no sugar or syrup

I wish Sup Forums discussed politics

>SAGED

I wish to end Sup Forums's suffering

I wish that I, at time of my choosing and for the duration of my choosing, could have the super powers and abilities of any fictional superhero I intentionally select, those powers manifesting themselves in the real world and under my full control, without my ever coming to any personal harm (physical, mental or emotional), deprivation of liberty or inconvenience as a result, and for that to begin NOW and continue for as long as I desire it to continue.

Feel like a lawyer would be the best at this. checkem btw

>wish for all americans to die
>they somehow annex a country
i dont think you understand the monkey paw thing

look at he's got the right idea

I wish I was the Prez of Russia and glassed the Middle East with some of my 11,000 nukes

I wish an asteroid in the shape of a swastika would come and destroy this entire gay Earth and everything on it.

You die

I wish I had a monkey paw

I'll wish Harambe back and then cut off his hands for 2 extra paws.