What the fuck is wrong with this

What the fuck is wrong with this.

This is fucking beautiful.
100 States of America when?

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Donald will annex Canada

Alaska isn't independent and doesn't own everything north of 54-40

Aesthetic as fuck

We're not your foreskin

The only bad thing about it would be the liberals and the lefty leaves.

No. You're rebels and we are loyal to the Crown.

nice dubs fellow patriot, wanna go mart sharting together?

Liberals are only in the coasts and Toronto. The rest is hockey-loving lumberjack Germanic hicks

Texas is in it.
That is what is wrong with it.

Can't. I'll get v&

Alaska - head
West coast - ass
Northern Canada's tip - steering


I see a fatty doing a wheely with his mobility scooter

I don't know if I want to absorb communists.

I am ok with this.

And 50 states is too many for us desu. I would say 25 states at most.

You can get the anglos. They are lamer version of you anyway. You''ll never get the east though.

Canada has thirteen provinces/territories, so make it 63 states.

There's no point in creating more just so most of them can be a village or two of Inuits.

come on bro, we'll give you 3 rifles and an I love Israel shirt.

>We already fucked up the middle east
>Lets fuck up Canada

Ok, OP

It's ok. You can have Dr Day though. Our health system was the only thing we had. It's gone now

I doubt we could do worse than DUDE WEED LMAO.

We would divide provinces into smaller states dum dum.

they're whiter than we are
i say go for it

got news for you op Alaska is looking to leave the US

Canada is a degenerate third world hell hole with first world buildings a thriving psuedo- hippy white population.

Once the browns reach critical level with cuck levels it will be a Rhodesia all over again.

...or south afrika or Haiti, you pick.

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That's what I'm saying is a bad idea. You would get states that are Singapore sized if you divided them by population, or you would get states with less than a hundred people if you divided them by area. It's best just to take thirteen more states.

Alaskan here, we've been trying to leave the u.s since we became a state. it's never going to happen.

It looks like Johnny Bravo riding a bull with a bitch behind him.

>what is immigration and migration shift

Make visa-free travel agreement between Canadian areas and Eastern Europe.
BOOM, White Slav Population achieved

>100 States

How much do you want to divide our sparsely populated country?

Make it 70 states, with the 20 Canadian ones being:
>Vancouver
>BC
>Sask.
>Yukon
>Manitoba
>Churchill
>NWT
>Nunavut
>Nunavik
>Newfoundland
>Labrador
>Nova Scotia
>PEI
>New Brunswick
>N.W. Ontario
>North Ontario
>Ontario
>Toronto
>Alberta
>Montreal

You're gonna be, it's only a matter of time. We're gonna steal your womenz too.

If only the 14th colony agreed to join the revolution.

We would increase immigration from Europe into US and modernize the industries there opening many new industries and jobs

>Aussies slamming Texas

really?

Good. We got your private car care health insurance now. I used to be against annexation. Might as fucken well at this point. The last bastion. Our old third rail. Fucken gone. Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone. Watch this video. And then pay 6 billion Dollars bls. Need moni gib moni. youtube.com/watch?v=ABGW92k2zU4

that's . . . disturbingly accurate.

No. That's retarded. The only places that become states are the ones that would meet all of our current criteria, the rest becomes territories that can carve themselves up into states as they meet the necessary criteria.

We'd have to cleanse Quebec though, fucking degenerate frenchmen.

This is why Canadians don't belong in the US. They still have much loyalty to the British monarchy. Queen Elizabeth II is still on their coins. Canada didn't even gain complete independence from Britain until 1982. Allowing Canada to become a part of the US would be a mistake.

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Nobody is going to move to Nunavut, not even Russians. Most Russians live closer to Europe just like most Canadians live closer to America, mainly because it's fucking cold as shit.

She owns murka too and Switzerland owns everybody

but the British are are well on the path to decucking. I mean would that really be so bad?

>She owns murka too
She's not Israeli, is she?

No. We're all fucked. And when geeeeeert gets in or anybody else it'll make a crash all the more tasty and not obvious

No, just no

I mean. They elected weedman.

You would have 20 million democrat voters

Make Canada America Again.

so you'd have 2 extra states and the other 11 would be miscellaneous shit dirt

you guys have no idea how vast and untouched 80% of our country is

You tried this about 100 years ago, you rebel scum.

#MakeTheWhiteHouseBurnAgain

>what is gerrymandering

Most Canadians are moderates

almost everybody I know would vote for Hillary

the fact that a Trump is not a career politician and it's a comedy show that he got this far is keeping Canadians from siding with republicans

Only Judah are Jews. Israel is not. She is probably of like a Dan lineage. And hails from Germany. So probably not but she could even be of Judah. Who knows. It doesn't really matter

That's the point. If we let all of you cucks in as your nation already is, we'd never see a conservative win the presidency again. It's already getting too sketchy with all of the wetbacks that snuck in.

As said easier migration from poor Eastern European countries and developing industries in those areas will fix this

If she's not a Jew or Israeli she doesn't own murica, senpai.

They are the only ones to defeat us.

We are the undisputed world power and have been pioneers in tactics and strategy since the early-mid 1800's

Canada is 2-0 against us. I gladly welcome our frigid brothers with open arms and congressional seats

Pretty sure we already have a couple of those m8, what's a few more?

Dont get my hopes up

not sure that many people here disagree with that sentiment, leafanon.

>Annex the Canadians, we need DC to BURN

Not really. We all have play dough moni. So it goes not to obama. Not to her. But to the swiss and to what you're insinuating. It doesn't matter. They own some. All. Most. None. Ask me if I give a shit. Why did we create such a cucked and uneven society? Oh well

homestead 2.0

im ready promotion

What will be awesome is you will have to speak American. No more French and no products you buy will have French on them. Anything that sounds french on buildings will have to be converted to American. No more spelling favorite "favourite" or neighbor "neighbour". Lets make this happen.

It would be cool.

Yeah, that's right leafs, I fucking said it.

Does Canada have an obesity problem like america?

I think if Canada were annexed the provinces wouldn't be able to become states. At least not right away. As far as I know states are very independent, but in Canada provinces are a lot more dependent upon each other. We have federally issued equalization payments for example, and I don't think the states have this.

I don't think many provinces would succeed as states because of this. They don't have the ability to be as independent as a being a state would make them.

I think the maps would have to be redrawn.

It aint as bad but were up there too

We don't have shit

That won't ever happen.
Canadians just think differently, they are scared of armed people.
IMO they can have CA,NJ, NY, MA, CT, CO

>voluntarily annexing 40 million new Democrat voters
Sounds pretty fucking stupid sempai tachi. Even their Conservative party is on par with the establishment of our Dems. They would ensure a single republican would never get elected ever again.

That's not true.

Canadian Conservatives are very much like American Republicans. And even in last years loss 30% of Canadians voted for them. Liberals won with 39% of the vote. Though I will admit we aren't very loyal to the parties. I have switched between NDP and Conservatives myself.

That being said, an annexation would be very interesting politically. Parliamentary democracy would be good for America I think.

We're not scared. We're hunters and we don't lose wars. We just cuck and delude ourselves so might as well take the sweet american beef with our shitty new cuck care. Registered trademark of the nick riviera corporation

Fucking cuck. You should be genuinely ashamed.

Why do you care anymore? Tell me how if we have only private healthcare (which we do now) what it is we have to hold onto? To be proud of? Nothing. Stale Timbits and some dilbit. Wow we're rich

Good goy, have no pride in ur country, multi-culti is taking over. Remember, no pride. Only multi-culti

No medicine either.

Only if we make speaking french and having french signs illegal. Tell you what, we'll compromise, we give up spanish and you guys give up french, deal?

Dissolve the Union. Let all the states run themselves. Fuck Federalism.

fuck off nigger

Faggot, our national identity has been erased from history by Trudeau 1.

I hope Trump takes Canada from BC to Manitoba.

I won't mind, good luck with alot of blue states, natives, and the french.

fuck off shart in marts

Canada loves their Queen and we'll come and burn down Obama's white mosque

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