"hmm, I haven't visited the onion in a while"

>"hmm, I haven't visited the onion in a while"
>see this
wew

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merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alternative
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I thought they were a satire rag.

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they're supposed to be, but they're still owned by the establishment so they have to be anti-Trump

the opposite of right is left
an alternative to right is something that fits the same definition yet differs in some way
of course reddit doesn't understand

Yeah dude The Onion was kill last November when they had a staff shuffle

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alternative
dictionary.com/browse/alternative?s=t
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alternative

Fucking stupid abo's.

The fuck? I thought the Onion was satire?

I want to get off this ride. Left wing propaganda is taking over the internet like a virus.

That article doesn't even paint the "alt-right" in a bad light.

I'm glad I downloaded the Idubbztv "hey that's pretty good" add-on because I needed it then.

thank you for correcting the record.
No, really though:

>Beliefs:
>Why ruin your day by getting into this?

>Membership:
>Over 40,000 individuals currently appealing ban on Wikipedia editor account

>Notable Achievements:
>Finally convincing Twitter to take online harassment seriously

>Goals:
>Members hope to preserve European culture, promote nativism, feel less sad and angry about everything all the time, and oppose political correctness

Do they mean the NBA sports teams or just the NBA?

So it doesn't even attempt to be funny anymore

With the exception of the twitter thing, all of those things are pretty funny. What's the matter TRIGGERED?

they were literally bought out by hillary's largest donator and univison co-owner

>opposite of alt-right is Ctrl-left

>no one sees a problem with this

You can't be alt right without being ethno-nationalist.

And niggerfucking jew faggots are not part of that.

that makes sense. Shame, they actually had some funny articles

They aren't wrong

Alternative right =\= alternative to the right

How Long Will The Movement Last?

As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

I saw this fucking article today and another one that was real lefty. I thought they were satire? Have they been sold out to the international jew?

>an unironic attempt at an informative article with no satire
Welp The Onion is dead.

yes

Hillary bought them anywhere from 6 months to 1.5 years ago.

Amazing

I thought it was kinda funny.

Yeah, I felt those feels pretty hard when a somewhat beloved rag effectively dedicated to shitposting turned into another SJW outlet when I wasn't watching. No peace with the Left.

kinda funny. it's making fun of the fact that the alt right is in reality just a bunch of kids on the internet, which makes hillary look dumb as fuck for turning it into a bogeyman

>adj. employing or following nontraditional or unconventional ideas, methods, etc.; existing outside the establishment:
an alternative newspaper; alternative lifestyles.

Nothing about this definition necessitates "alternative" as being a synonym for "opposite".

yeah the article honestly isn't that bad, Sup Forums is just sensitive

but the onion was bought out a while ago so expect it to go the way of cracked pretty soon

Is pol seriously mad about an article that ends like this:
>How Long Will The Movement Last?

>As long as there are libtards that need uncucking

They were bought by Univision earlier this year, which itself is partially owned by Haim Saban, a huge Clinton supporter.

Didn't they get bought by some jew a few months ago