>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
guys.... this is bad. 87% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?
that's a 1% - 13% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.
i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.
i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.
i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.
i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
Colton Butler
Where are the happenings?
Jonathan Miller
AWOO AWOO AWOO
Andrew Cruz
I HURT MY DILL TODAY
Christopher Lee
Woah.
Aaron Peterson
>tfw your friend goes from red to blue pilled >tfw he supports hillary >tfw he all changed since dating a jew
Gabriel Morgan
TO SEE IF I STILL DILL
Daniel Moore
>Banana and pomegranate mid tear.
DELETE THIS.
Logan Baker
I think we need to start altering Horsey's comics like we did for Ben
Austin Ward
It's a great feel. I've made a few that went viral.
Julian Hall
I FOCUS ON THE SEAL
Jack Ramirez
Jewish women have magical pussies
She will cuck him though, they are all whores
Aaron Richardson
>Banana is Mid-Tier as opposed to Top. >Apples aren't split into green as Top and red as Low. Nigger.
Matthew Perez
ITS THE ONLY THING THATS REAL
James Scott
>tripfag >upset with newfags
Dylan Mitchell
>mfw semester starts tomorrow
Easton Hall
>spend all day sad about Gene Wilder passing and marathoning all his best movies >everyone keeps reminding me that Clint Eastwood will also die in my lifetime
>it's also my birthday today
Kayden Kelly
Freedom of Speech isn't a God given right however; It's always been frolm the state.
Andrew Collins
i don't get why she did this
why would she exaggerate and behave that the jar is too strong for her to open ?
Ayden Nelson
REMINDER TO FLORIDIANS: STOP EATING EACH OTHERS FACES IN BETWEEN GATOR FUCKING SESSIONS AND GO OUT TO VOTE FOR YOUR SENATE AND HOUSE PRIMARIES TOMORROW ON THE 30TH!
Henry Murphy
Aww, Horsey reads Sup Forums.
Come into the light Horsey.
>You know we're right.
Andrew Clark
What year? I wish I could be in college again. I'm unemployed and so fucking depressed since graduating
Sebastian Martin
She's using humor
Jace Phillips
Happy birthday birthday boy.
Andrew Brooks
How do we compare eating avocados to fruits, do we include apple sauce and banana pie then too???
Luis Green
>exaggerate Nigga she was trying not to strain.
William Cox
...
Brandon Adams
In lieu of Obama handing over ICANN to international corporations, I have to ask. Has Trump ever commented on privacy policies or the state of the internet?
Camden Perez
2nd year of community college
Thomas Flores
My sister's birthday was today. I got her a lemon cake and some Walking Dead merch. Then she got confused when I told her who died because she said the Johnny Depp was still young.
Fuuuuuuuuuck.
Isaiah Sullivan
Happy birthday
Ayden Long
Checked, spiritual trips. Praise Kek.
I for one have had some very sweet moments with a Jewess in college. I would never marry her.
Anthony Brown
Ban ISIS from the internet
Leave Americans alone
Strengthen the libel laws so normies can do what Hulk Hogan did to gawker without a Billionaire backer
William Howard
just got done dating a jewish girl for a few months.
this post is so fucking accurate it's insane.
got out before i was cucked though
David Sullivan
Why aren't you verified faggot
Landon Nelson
>I got her a lemon cake and some Walking Dead merch Did she like it? I wish I had a sister to give gifts to
Ryan Gray
Mai Waifu's English VA is Jewish, what does that mean for me?
Ayden Martin
I want a jew gf. What is their crazy like?
Austin Butler
>magical pussies sounds hot!
Ryder Jones
This really needs an edit with a sound effect of a wet fart when she strains to open that jar
Luke Nguyen
The answer echoes.
Elijah Thompson
>people who don't like you have had to put up with you for another year Sounds like a win.
Alexander Martinez
All right extend from the people protecting the via the state. That's literally how it works.
There are no rights in the wild.
Asher Young
>you will never lead your beautiful aryan family to trump rally
Benjamin Fisher
Yeah, she's a big fan of he show and recently started on the funny book. She still has nearly a hundred issues to go though.
She's pretty kewl for a babby sister. I'm almost certain that she's been to /r9k/ though, she's sent me Pepes I know she didn't get off of Google Images. Her favorite is this fucking Javert Pepe. She sends it to me all the damn time.
Nathan Martin
Just because they can pickup coins with them does not mean they are magic.
Christopher Allen
Worst Pepe ever.
Robert Reed
Horsey is a faggot
Henry Smith
Switch peaches and oranges.
Robert Myers
someone recycle this later:
Gavin Gray
Forgot pic
Adrian Myers
>There are no rights in the wild. False. You have a right to freedom of thought and self-defense. Any state hat tries to revoke either of those certainly does not have your interests in mind.
Jayden Wilson
most jews have easy lives with pools and barbecues in nice neighborhood, you'd think there's no problems in the world.
Jose Brooks
Why wouldn't it be? I can say whatever I want.
Isaiah Sanders
Seems like the type of queer that would do that
Lucas Howard
Why do Jewish women enjoy getting GOYED so much?
Elijah Morales
That's why I want a Jew gf. They can help me advance me career
Camden White
Ben Garrison could kick his ass
His cartoons are way more creative
Daniel Murphy
This is supposed to be insulting?
Mason Ward
They usually enjoyed being black. In fact, all white women that get black are really just Jewish
Andrew King
Thanks.
Is she cute? Post pictures. Although if she associates Depp as Wonka, I don't know if I want to see her.
No, it was mostly just on accident in posts like OP's. Every time I see Clint's picture I get sad at his probably soon death.
Cooper Sanchez
Same IQ as white men just as autistic
Camden Stewart
HE'S ON TO US
Tyler Edwards
what's his secret name?
Sebastian Gonzalez
That would explain my confusion also.
"Humor" seems a lot creepier than it used to be.
What happened to that sunlit world.
Jack Parker
Welp
Jeremiah Sanchez
I know not what you speak of.
Hudson Rogers
Ben Garrison's art is way better too. He i talented and has a really good style.
Having to go to another board to find meme magic for Hillary
Sebastian Edwards
wow that was a great rally Nigel and donald
Noah Peterson
I love that ben keeps up with the latest memes but I think he goes overboard with the labeling.
Easton Martinez
>linking to reddit
Camden Price
Those digits are weak desu. Kek spoke to us with the truest set of repeating digits we have.
Isaiah Nelson
not on a politics board -- kek invalidates.
William Miller
>it's worth more because it wasn't pro-Trump Literally cucks desu senpai
David Ortiz
This. Kek has shown who he favors.
Bentley Moore
>I think we need to start altering Horsey's comics like we did for Ben You need to find a literal Jew to do that. No one is as good as a Jew when it comes to corrupting something, ask Ben himself.
Levi Jackson
That poor woman.
Nicholas Hughes
Crooked Hillary and her goons had a good run, but Kek has spoken. Sorry goons, bye bye.
Charles Flores
cosy af senpai
Luis Robinson
>mods deleted the 777777777777 get >mods don't delete the 737777 get seems legit
Jason Campbell
Is there a significance to the bottom half of that face being black?
Christian Williams
Already do
Nathan Thomas
All those (You)s, I could only dream of getting that many
Jack Collins
Fucking thing is you can't unseat the Debbie wasserman Schultz
Brandon Smith
...
Ryder Turner
This is for you, family.
Jaxson Gray
The Absolute Madmen
Ian Scott
cuckoldry
Blake Reyes
lel
Charles Foster
No mango? Gtfo
Landon Smith
If its true that Ailes called Kim Guilfoyle a Puerto Rican whore, I will love him forever. Not because I dont love Guilfoyle, but because that shit is funny.
