Mfw a yuropoor called a cookie a biscuit near me

>mfw a yuropoor called a cookie a biscuit near me

did you shoot him

>mfw a European called free speech "hate speech" near me

SHART

>mfw a yuro called a syrian migrant a citizen near me

Is mike pence white?

>tfw WOAH ALMOST GAVE A FUCK!

>mfw a yuropean calls nationalism "fascism" near me
>mfw a yuropean calls fascism "anti-fascism" near me

>AL(You)MINIUM

>10% islamic

>mfw a burger called shart a normal thing near me

You won't believe how confused I was after seeing that there was a "biscuit and gravy" option on the American Denny's menu.

>mfw a yuropean calls future domestic terrorists "refugees"
>mfw a yuropean calls Islam a religion of peace

>>mfw a murrican called a sandwich a biscuit near me

>mfw a burger scoffing shart master calls a pizza a 'vegtable' near me

>he calls chocolate burgers tim tams

>mfw a burger calls a loonie a quarter near me

>mfw a yuropoor said his country is white

Checkmate faggot

>60%

>mfw an ameriburger sharts in mart

What is that thing Americans call "biscuits" anyway? Looks like some kind of scone.

>mfw a limey scarfs down his bowl of jellied eels near me

>1%

That's pretty close. Like a flaky roll, a scone would be close but not exactly.

Yes, and? What about inventing your own language first? Oh I forgot, Ebonics, right?

it's a scone

Pic related. Smother these hoes in cinnamon butter from Texas road house. Amazing.

...

Biscuits are so damn amazing, but I live in New England so they aren't really common.

>mfw a shitskin called my daughter a slut near me

>cinnamon butter

Is it sweet or salty? Cinammon makes me think sweet, but I've seen pictures of them with meat.

if i see one more shart in the mart here i'm out

I bet your restaurants don't even have home made sweet tea in a jug, do they.
Take a trip down south Yankee.

>posting a scone

You best put jam and cream on that instead, yankboy.

The cinnamon butter makes it sweet. It's probably awful for you but fuck it's delicious.

Biscuts and tea is nice but the shit they call oreos which dont taste like ours suck I lived in the U kuck for a year

the fuck are you on about?
i'm eating a bowl of biscuits 'n creme right now

it doesnt taste like your awful scones

>biscuit.jpg
>thinks it's a scone
Nice try ahmed

I lived in the UK for two months

I remember I liked their breakfasts.

I'll bet they weren't as good as a fucking CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST

that's a muffin you fucking retard

>breakfast
>no tendies
>no donuts
>no bacon

>bread and pastry

A real man eats fried meat for break, lunch and dinner. Not this poncy shit.

his hands really are small

nope he has big hands you fucking leaf, he has the best hands, stupid fucking leaf piss off

I missed pancakes

apparently they aren't a thing over there
and if you want pancakes late a night, there's no Denny's

Mfw Europeans don't shart in mart

my single favourite point in this election was when he stood on the Republican Debate stage and just took 5 seconds to stare at his own hands.

it was that point I realized I wanted Donald to be President.

>mfw an American calls a Billy-Bubbles a "soda" near me

meme necromancer

No he's from the future, haven't you heard?

>tfw we use both words

I fucking LOVE Cookie Time though.

Welcome to America amigo

u av a problem wi that? shut ya fuckin shart hole or i'll proper slice your fuckin biscuits m8

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Bye

Wait. What the fuck do they eat when they get the booze munchies?

I can't count all the times my drunk ass found itself in a Denny's or waffle house munching down pancakes and hash browns.