/nzpol/ - Any other Kiwis wish they were American?

Seriously I wish I lived in Texas, somewhere proud as fuck, where they stand up for their rights and don't get pushed around by gook cunts. 1776, patriotism, F150s, stars and stripes. Real laws where you can defend yourself on your property.

feels

Fuck sake, should have just married some american slut

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Feel bad you live in an irrelevant cuckstamp meme country.

The lack of self-defence rights is a problem but in day-to-day matters we're less regulated than America, and we're blessed with the Tasman Sea and Pacific Ocean to help control immigration.

No shit senpai, that's the entire point of the thread

Marry a latina qtpewdiepie here, instant citizenship

net gain of 70k per year, nigga that sea aint helping shit

>you can defend yourself on your property.
you can but you just have to show it was appropriate force

But you have nature, wildlife, the sea and all. We only have buildings.

have you ever even left the city

I do wish that we just had the States diplomatically annex us. Otherwise, we adopt a constitution like the US.

To be honest if we want to stop all the Asians then we need to turn the Maori's against them under a NZF platform and the liberals will follow because it's "problematic" to disagree with an oppressed minority.

I hope to move to the US after uni. Plan to work in finance in either NYC or LA for a little bit, save up a lot of money and then settle somewhere nice in the midwest. Maybe North Michigan?

would love to live in cyberpunk future

A) We've got fewer ferals to defend ourselves against
B) We're not a police state

What do you think the asian letter to don key was about? Maori and Islanders are doing god's work

Yeah but it's not enough. Seriously, Maori's on there own have very little relevant power and are often at odds with nationalists because 'muh stolen lands'. Tell them that it's going to keep being stolen by gooks and you can guarantee they'll be on your side for life.

Winnie needs to fix his act or move aside for someone with these ideals.

Arent Maoris like abos?

yeah senpai. They live in the North Island for the most part.

South Island master race.

Nope. Most Maori actually work and are based as fuck.

Mate...NZ First has got my vote for sure. Convincing everyone else to vote for them too. Got my parents and brothers to vote for them too.

Convince everyone you know.

NZ First will hit 12% mark my words, screen cap this nigger

They are smarter and much more vicious

To be honest, just wish I lived in a country with PATRIOTS and nationalists. Not fucking cucks. NZ if all cucks.

This.
That flag bullshit made me so mad

And by complaining about your fellow kiwis, you're being part of the problem.

Bruh, my economics teacher when I was in high school doing NCEA level 3 pushed globalized socialism, called for the abolition of borders, a maximum wage and increase of taxes.

She didn't even teach us much because she was too scared of contradicting her shitty world view. Debating her was so much fun, I just channeled Maggie Thatcher and Reagan.

>if you point out the problem you're a part of it
Are you retarded?

fuck off chang

go sell some more houses to chyna faggot

u okay there bro?

> Pointing out that New Zealanders aren't patriotic enough
> Not pointing out any of the good things about New Zealand
> Doing so where people are complaining about New Zealanders
Are you?

I actually liked the new flag design even thought it was a fucking leaf. Are they going to redo the referendum?

Amen bro, I can barely pay attention to our boring news, everything seems better in the States

no, but i wish they would nuke fucking auckland

This is how cucked NZ is. Even on Sup Forums kiwis will heaps praise on shitskin savages that are destroying first world nations.

nah pretty comfy in nz
i work in tourism so i meet a lot of foreigners, and i can't stand americans on the whole, too loud etc

Dude, I went up to Auckland over last weekend. Every single homeless person was Maori. I didn't see a single Maori worker, and I was on a trade site.

Anecdotal evidence, but gives an indication.

out of interest, where the workers asian? ive heard that boat loads of shitty chinese tradesmen are being brought in because they are cheap

i cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would want to be american. but i want their guns.

Blinding yourself to the national issues isn't patriotism you dumb fuck
No

Some were asian, like 20%. The rest were white.

To be fair, the few asians I did meet were rather friendly. Most are, from personal experience.

We're getting Rams and F150's sold in aus once ford/holden shut up shop. jelly?

I went to the Auckland University open day as well, before stopping by the trades site. Decided to head to a few lectures, since I wanted to attend next year. There was a speech done on Trump and Brexit.

Surprisingly, it was really unbiased. The lady basically spoke of Machiavelli and the distaste for politics and the people being ruled by a political class, hence the rise of populist movements around the Western world.

She even went a bit redpill by saying that if the Asian minorities called it racist, how comes there weren't any called to make your country be multicultural. She also said that the countries that are in support of populist movements are also the most diverse.

It was cheeky.

I'm moving to New Zealand next month. I have visited the country multiple times. I have all blacks gear. I have had a New Zealand flag hanging on my wall for years since I first visited. I regularly buy New Zealand products that my grocer stocks. She'll be right m8

First generation Asians suck shit. They spit everywhere, don't learn English and live like third worlders.
The kids that grow up in our school become more westernised but mostly stay in Asian cliques.

What City are you moving to?

tinychat com/nzcam

>tfw you're not there but in the most cucked university in the country

>codified constitution
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Christchurch reporting in and yes this is a land of cucks

>we're blessed with the Tasman Sea and Pacific Ocean to help control immigration.

Fucking moron. You think Asians walked to Toronto? You think Pakis swam to London?

You're either Hemi or you've never met Maoris.

Yeah right faggot. Demand for F150's in the states is way outpacing demand. There won't be a single RHD F-150 rolling out of a factory for fucking years.

Chch

My goal is to get down to Dunedin.

Talking about nothing but the national issues is

Fuck me that's based.

>Kia Ora, my name is Davis Lomu.

>I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

>I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

>I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

>When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

>I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>Wish me luck in Aotearoa!

how did you remember to save this copy pasta

Are you at Vic too m8?

I just googled it Tbh

Yup.
Might have a job lined up at the end of this year though because fuck this place.

>youtube.com/watch?v=jpEzMKIO9UQ

>new zealand

Stop spamming this video on every thread and adding greentext that makes it seem related to the thread.

>new
>zealand

>youtube.com/watch?v=jpEzMKIO9UQ

Fuck I didn't even know this existed lel

>Go to the link of the video itself
>Ratings disabled
>The comments section is filled with Sup Forums memes
There may be hope after all.

If you're still there next year, watch out for a kid coming in with the initials JB. He is the worst beta I've ever seen, and believes that, despite him being bisexual, he could live freely and opening in Saudi Arabia without any threat to his life.

He's a rude cunt that disrespects anyone that doesn't agree with his worldview.

fuckin hell...

Yes, out of the thousands of cucks that stink up Vic, I'll make sure to watch out for *that* one.

>He's a rude cunt that disrespects anyone that doesn't agree with his worldview.
Wow, that's so unique.

wait, is this making fun of maori's or is this white guilt.

are millennials actually realizing that they're not responsible for their ancestors, despite Waitangi being the best thing to happen to NZ?

m8 its white guilt

Their not that clever. It's white guilt pure and simple. Here's a taste of some previous videos youtube.com/watch?v=tC1XtnLRLPM

>muh freedums
Huh.

>auckland
>new zealand

Pick one.

In before Tom Chang the small business owner or Sione from the pet food factory

feminism in a nutshell. literally female supremacy.

no you don't

the US tax system is a monster, be thankfull you never have to deal with the IRS

Kiwi girls look like shit. Never seen a country with such a low hottie spread. What the fuck did you inbreds do?

if only women were as patriotic as men, i wouldn't mind them colonizing the world with us. they look good in colonial clothes.

i genuinely don't know. god damn.

where in the anglosphere should i go next, UK or the star son, the US.

It was made by a bunch of rich daddy's girls. If that's the original, there should by some confused comments from the creators, first asking people to stop posting sarcastic comments on the video page itself. Then, they complain they can't tell who's being sarcastic or not.

South Island Chinese exclusion act when?

Asians have already ruined auckland

Liberal in a nutshell. Saying sorry profusely in order to avoid having to actually make things right.

Jesus Christ.

Just found a piece in NZ media that was not, I repeat WAS NOT anti Trump.

I'm so shocked I don't even!

Sorry am on my phone so can't link it, currently on nzherald website. Titled 'Kylie Bax says, Kiwis don't know the real Trump'

Also huge fan of much of the US, especially Texas. Would happily move there in a heartbeat. Pity its getting overrun though, that's real sad to see.

During the flag referendum i could drive around everywhere and see the NZ Flag being flown in my town. JK got blown the fuck out here.

Honestly the North Island is alot more nationalistic than the South it is why NZF does so well up here.

Middle class needs gassed tbqh

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why is Wellington graffiti look like it was all done by a 25 year old hipster

New Zealand is barely two hundred years old, was founded after the industrial revolution and has had a high percentage of immigrants in its entire history.

Inbreeding is not a problem here like it is in Europe or Asia where people have been living in the same small villages for centuries.

If anything we've taken in too many working class Brits but chances are you're a early twenties/teenager who isn't well travelled and has a bad case of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE GRASS IS GREENER

>Wellington
>hipster
You just answered your own question

>too loud, etc

kek. one reason.

A) Most Americans will never use a gun in self defense. Its like a smoke detector...better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
B) Cops shooting out of control niggers does not make the US a police state.

Why is /nzpol/ so comfy lads?

this guy makes Auckland University seem based
these videos paint the literally opposite picture

which is true?

Because it's New Zealand. There's only half a dozen of yous and nothing happens.

Should be an instant ban for posting that image.

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Yes. This happened today, over fucking KFC.
Can't get more streotypically nigger if you tried.

The latter. The former was pretty surprised about the levels of redpill in that speech.

Just the way I like it :3

Fuck off then cunt and stop whining.

South Island Secession when?

this.

It gets less comfy every year. We're nearly at five million people.

I have no idea why there's such a huge push to flood NZ with immigrants when our largest money earners are primary industries and tourism other than the government hating the average new zealander and wanting them to have worse lives

Where do the majority of NZ's immigrants come from? Is it the UK or some asian dump?

I love this country a lot but I also fucking hate it and want to leave

the faux-patriotism wears off when you stop giving a fuck about sports and normiedom. I think kiwis are great compared to people from every other country, but if you're a depressed robot-tier student there's really not a lot you can do. at least the states has like weird fringe communities for all kinds of people. no wonder our suicide rate is so fucking high.

you southern fucks vote cuckservative like clockwork honestly.

>OI BRO GIZ UR POPCORN CHICKEN YA FAG CUNT

I miss this in /rug/ threads.

yeah fuck those maoris, spreading their vile ideology throughout the world. we need to put a stop to mass maori immigration now

China and India sadly.

Luckily they confine themselves to Auckland while most immigrants from Europe/Seth Efrica go to the provinces

I'm voting NZF. National does shit all down here for infrastructure and I'd rather die than vote the RedGreen coalition.

Cheers for posting that, lad. Its lightweight and a fairly inconsequential piece but the fact it isn't running Trump into the ground is astonishing.

Suddenly we've got beggars in downtown Christchurch. All of them brown. Saw one of these useless scamming pieces of shit on Colombo St with sign saying hungry homeless need help. Sitting 200 metres outside a massive construction site with a sign saying 'jobs available, some no experience required, apply in person at tradestaff'.

If you refuse to work you should be disqualified from any sort of assistance. And relocated to somewhere no one has to look at your lazy fat arses.

No fucking excuse to be homeless in New Zealand.