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I want a girl to fart in my mouth, I've never had a girl fart in front of me before. I don't have a SO, or any friends that are girls. Would a sex worker/prositute fart in my mouth? How do I get a girl to do this for me? What does it feel like to have a girl fart in your mouth? I need some tips please.

Well, for my girlfriend and I: We stared talking, dating, etc... standard relationship. Really grew out feelings for one another. We would discuss our sexual desires and one time I told her that I think it's hot when girls fart. Which is true, I love confident girls who don't care, or even want people to know if they fart. I also told her I was into facesitting, and letting her control her pleasure. Then I suggested we mix the two. Now she's goes out of her way to bend over and fart on me. She'll ask me to lick her ass when she's gassy. She'll even have me sniff her butt while she's laying in bed. I think she's just turned on by turning me on and just likes making me horny.

Tl;dr: Fell in love, developed a fart fetish with my girlfriend.

I've actually experienced my ex-girlfriends farts a lot. She usually let them rip while she was sitting on my face. She knew that the smell of her farts would make me cum fast, so she would usually let them rip towards the end of our sexy time. I have so many that come to mind.

I remember one night when I was about to go down on her. She let a couple silent ones out and I could just hear the two hisses coming from her ass. It was such an awesome experience to get to inhale her farts while my face was buried between her thighs. Another time involving a silent fart was when she was jacking me off while in a 69 position. As I was cumming, she lifted her ass a few inches from my face and let out a long silent fart. I could feel the air from the fart hit my face.

This experience is not sexual in any way and it's from a different girl at work but just as good in my opinion. This girl is super hot and has the stuck-up look to her. She's in a position of power and we often get to sit next to each other in long meetings. During one of our 2 hour meetings, there were 3 different times when the smell of her fart hit my face. At first I didn't know if it was her or not, so I had a very confused boner, but it happened two more times and she was the only person sitting next to me. I'm guessing that she was betting on her fart not smelling and let them out silently during the meeting.

I work around in the retail business with a lot of stuck up females. I've been at this job for a while and it's kind of spoiled me a bit, always getting to see their perky asses and tits. Though they tend to hold back on the farts, at least when I'm around.

I kind of want them to let one or two of them rip every once in a while, perhaps doing it knowingly as I walk past or when I'm going to stock product, knowing I'm gonna be smelling their rancid ass stink for a while. :^)

*farts*

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I finally told my girlfriend I want to watch her poop. She took it well, she even tried to go for me right then but couldn't get anything to come out. I was so stressed about the day I would tell her but it really is a non issue. She thought I was going to tell her I was into something like rape porn or snuff movies so she was actually relieved too. I just like watching a girl shit, I do have a thing for them on the toilet specifically but I would love to see her squat and go, especially if we were outdoors or something. My video preferences are ones where a hot girl is on the toilet but you can see it coming out, like when they lean forward and are filmed from the back. if anyone has any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

I've never had a female fart around me, a massive fantasy of mine if for a female to fart into my mouth. For all you fart fetishist's out there, have you ever had a girl fart in your mouth? What does it feel like? Is it a good experience?

>Is it a good experience?

Let's just say I no longer had a fart fetish when I actually experienced it.

Besides her trying the one time I have yet to see it happen, unfortunately she's shy about that stuff so although she is willing to do it and doesn't judge me, it has been difficult to get it going. We talk about it openly now though and we will get there eventually!

All I can say is that if you are in a serious relationship with someone who loves you, just tell them. Based on my girlfriend's reaction it's not the worst thing to be into. Being able to open up to her about it alone was worth it. I feel closer to her now that I've been able to get it off my chest. Manipulating your girlfriend to do it is not the way to go about it (contrary to what I've seen others say). Just be honest and open and tell her she doesn't need to do it for you but that if she does it would make you happy and be a huge turn on. The other advice I would give is that most girls just want you to adore them. It may take a while for them to get it but once they really understand that they look so amazingly hot and sexy when they poop (in your eyes) they will like doing it. I'm not quite there but I know my gf loves when she can turn me on and once she poops in front of me a couple times and realizes the things she's embarrassed about are part of the turn on she will love it. Anyway, just thought I'd share. I would love to hear anyone's personal stories too, I LOVE those threads but they always get only a few replies.

I've actually experienced my ex-girlfriends farts a lot. She usually let them rip while she was sitting on my face. She knew that the smell of her farts would make me cum fast, so she would usually let them rip towards the end of our sexy time. I have so many that come to mind.

I remember one night when I was about to go down on her. She let a couple silent ones out and I could just hear the two hisses coming from her ass. It was such an awesome experience to get to inhale her farts while my face was buried between her thighs. Another time involving a silent fart was when she was jacking me off while in a 69 position. As I was cumming, she lifted her ass a few inches from my face and let out a long silent fart. I could feel the air from the fart hit my face.

This experience is not sexual in any way and it's from a different girl at work but just as good in my opinion. This girl is super hot and has the stuck-up look to her. She's in a position of power and we often get to sit next to each other in long meetings. During one of our 2 hour meetings, there were 3 different times when the smell of her fart hit my face. At first I didn't know if it was her or not, so I had a very confused boner, but it happened two more times and she was the only person sitting next to me. I'm guessing that she was betting on her fart not smelling and let them out silently during the meeting.

I've got a couple from the last few years

Me and a lab partner in highschool were talking shit about a mutual friend that we both had and then she said "I don't know why I'm telling you this, but my friends and I will sometimes poop on peoples lawns when we are walking home late at night (I'm assuming coming back drunk from parties) and I'm pretty sure we pooped on his lawn one time." Don't know why she told me and I never really asked again.

My girlfriend told me that her best friend has to take toilet paper whenever she goes on long runs because one time she was running 6-7 miles and had to take a massive shit off to the side of the trail. She made my girlfriend look at it the next day when they were running.

Few weeks ago I was drinking with some friends and one of them went into long detail about how she completely clogged the first toilet they shit in when they went to Italy since apparently those toilets use less water and she takes huge dumps. Apparently she likes to talk about pooping when she drinks.

My girlfriend is also completely shameless and will pee basically anywhere at anytime. If she needs to pee, she will squat anywhere and go. I took a five hour car ride with her today and we pulled over twice on the highway so she could go behind the car real quick. Anyways, we were on vacation yesterday and coming back home late after hitting a couple bars. We were almost back to our airBNB when she had to pee again. So she pulls down her pants and squats down to and I dared her to shit in the middle of the sidewalk. She took me up on it immediately and pooped right there on the side of the road. Funny thing is I actually haven't told her I'm into that, but I'm sure she will be happy to entertain my fetish.

Honestly, I would assume being into "rape porn" would be less taboo than "actual shit" considering how submissive some women can get.

Haha she told me "I strait up thought a horse took a shit. It was just a huge fucking pile!" My girlfriend said one of the reasons she doesn't have a problem peeing anywhere is because when she saw that she said taking a random pee somewhere is nothing compared to that.

When i was 16 my gf at the time told me a story about how she was on a boat with family friends and she pushed a really big dump out in the toilet and clogged it. She blamed their 10 year old lol

I work around in the retail business with a lot of stuck up females. I've been at this job for a while and it's kind of spoiled me a bit, always getting to see their perky asses and tits. Though they tend to hold back on the farts, at least when I'm around.

I kind of want them to let one or two of them rip every once in a while, perhaps doing it knowingly as I walk past or when I'm going to stock product, knowing I'm gonna be smelling their rancid ass stink for a while.

nobody cares shit eater

I've been trying to tell people in various scat/efro communities online for YEARS that honesty is the only way to go. I've seen hundreds of people (mostly males) asking the same questions over and over again: "How do I make my partner enjoy scat/let me watch them poop?" As if there's some magical phrase or incantation that will make your partner instantly horny about pooping.

That's not how the world works.

It's about establishing trust and building enough comfort to be able to talk openly and candidly about sex. If you're with a partner who loves you, just fucking be honest. Just say what you're into, don't be completely weird about it, and your partner likely won't run away screaming. They may even help you indulge your kink. If not, oh well. At least you were honest, and you tried.

If you want it that bad you could pay a hooker to do it lmao. Maybe find a girl out at the bar take her home and see what happens from there. From person experiences, if you have a girl you're close with talk to her about it see what she thinks. There's plenty of girls who accept fetishes. At first I told a close friend about my fetish because it was stuck in my head & I had to tell someone. Now she's my girlfriend and she farts for me all the time. You can always try kik chats, find fart fetish groups.. honestly it's about finding a girl you can trust, maybe a girlfriend. Either way I wish you good luck!

Edit: I'll add on this, depending on your age if you're a teenager or whatever and have cool friends who are girls maybe fart on her first and see if she tries to get you back not knowing it's a kinky fetish of yours ;) if you want dm me aswell.