Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

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Her anus will be played by Idris Elba. You can't complain about blackwashing, she obviously shit her knickers.

who is that thicc guy

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS

source?

youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk

kino

Literal brapkino

youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk

its not brap.

this is shart

Mistress T

>"the fart laughs with her"
kek

Wtf, she legitimately shit herself

I want to marry this girl and have flatulent babies with her

meh. too wet for my taste 2bh

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haha wouldnt it be weird if you smelled it and got an erection?
haha can you imagine?

>tfw I accidently watched this while logged into my gmail account and now youtube is going to bombard my front page with brapkino

how is she so skinny but her brother is so fat?

I've never had a female fart around me, a massive fantasy of mine if for a female to fart into my mouth. For all you fart fetishist's out there, have you ever had a girl fart in your mouth? What does it feel like? Is it a good experience?

such is life in the botnet

I wonder what her Stacy """friends""" said about her after that.

bred to appeal to braps and the other for thicc
their parents must have the kinkiest sex

Once. A long time ago. I don't remember what it felt like, if anything. But I do remember that concentrated smell. It's interesting to notice how diluted a fart gets between the time it leaves the butthole and it reaches your nose. But when you're a ground zero, it's remarkably more potent. She giggled. I coughed. She giggled harder and said, "lick my hole, pay the toll." I should have married her.

my gf and I fart in front of each other all the time. But her burps are more spectacular. I have better farts.

You're in luck then, youtube is full of brap kino. Take this gem for example.

youtube.com/watch?v=qaTYuEHYY9Q

>used to find stuff like this funny
>now have a boner

What have you done to me internet?

same but i'm worried my famiyl is going to see these videos and think i have a fart fetihs haha

faggot

watersports is the true mans fetish

It really is awesome. kinda vibrates a little. The bad part is that its such a short experience, by the time you realize it happened, its over. Its like a super short high and 2 seconds after it happens, you just want more and more. I was very fortunate that my ex gf thought it was really funny so it happened a handful of times. Such a great, magical experience though. 5/5 stars, would recommend it to a friend, would do business again.

>tfw girls can shit themselves and wind up on television yet when I do it my mom makes me go live with my uncle
cc.com/video-clips/j0t87w/tosh-0-fart-girl-web-chat

Damn...

>tfw Google knows I have a mommy fetish
>tfw Google knows I occasionally look at trap porn and occasionally look for a secret trap sub to face fuck
>tfw typing this on a Google keyboard on a Google phone

I want a girl to fart in my mouth, I've never had a girl fart in front of me before. I don't have a SO, or any friends that are girls. Would a sex worker/prositute fart in my mouth? How do I get a girl to do this for me? What does it feel like to have a girl fart in your mouth? I need some tips please.

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Well, for my girlfriend and I: We stared talking, dating, etc... standard relationship. Really grew out feelings for one another. We would discuss our sexual desires and one time I told her that I think it's hot when girls fart. Which is true, I love confident girls who don't care, or even want people to know if they fart. I also told her I was into facesitting, and letting her control her pleasure. Then I suggested we mix the two. Now she's goes out of her way to bend over and fart on me. She'll ask me to lick her ass when she's gassy. She'll even have me sniff her butt while she's laying in bed. I think she's just turned on by turning me on and just likes making me horny.

Tl;dr: Fell in love, developed a fart fetish with my girlfriend.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

I've actually experienced my ex-girlfriends farts a lot. She usually let them rip while she was sitting on my face. She knew that the smell of her farts would make me cum fast, so she would usually let them rip towards the end of our sexy time. I have so many that come to mind.

I remember one night when I was about to go down on her. She let a couple silent ones out and I could just hear the two hisses coming from her ass. It was such an awesome experience to get to inhale her farts while my face was buried between her thighs. Another time involving a silent fart was when she was jacking me off while in a 69 position. As I was cumming, she lifted her ass a few inches from my face and let out a long silent fart. I could feel the air from the fart hit my face.

This experience is not sexual in any way and it's from a different girl at work but just as good in my opinion. This girl is super hot and has the stuck-up look to her. She's in a position of power and we often get to sit next to each other in long meetings. During one of our 2 hour meetings, there were 3 different times when the smell of her fart hit my face. At first I didn't know if it was her or not, so I had a very confused boner, but it happened two more times and she was the only person sitting next to me. I'm guessing that she was betting on her fart not smelling and let them out silently during the meeting.

Oh man, it's kind of hard to describe but I'll give it a shot. It wasn't a strong sulfur or eggy smell, but it did smell kind of what an asshole would smell like, only it was in the air. Imagine sniffing a girls ass first thing in the morning. Now imagine being in a cloud of that scent 3 different times and from a really hot girl.

>tfw didn't have a brapfetish until i saw the video
How do I save myself

>the fart/eyebrow choreography at 4:35

I love smelling girls farts. I just wish there were more girls willing to fart on my face.

Get out reddit queer.

you really can't.

I think the echo at :20 is the winner

I work around in the retail business with a lot of stuck up females. I've been at this job for a while and it's kind of spoiled me a bit, always getting to see their perky asses and tits. Though they tend to hold back on the farts, at least when I'm around.

I kind of want them to let one or two of them rip every once in a while, perhaps doing it knowingly as I walk past or when I'm going to stock product, knowing I'm gonna be smelling their rancid ass stink for a while.

It's all downhill from here.

Goddamn

it's her cousin

Anyone know of any videos of a girl pooping on the toilet while giving a blowjob? This is a huge fantasy of mine. I've seen a few where you can't tell if the girl is actually pooping or not.

Thanks

is this a joke or..?

Wtf I love farts now

I finally told my girlfriend I want to watch her poop. She took it well, she even tried to go for me right then but couldn't get anything to come out. I was so stressed about the day I would tell her but it really is a non issue. She thought I was going to tell her I was into something like rape porn or snuff movies so she was actually relieved too. I just like watching a girl shit, I do have a thing for them on the toilet specifically but I would love to see her squat and go, especially if we were outdoors or something. My video preferences are ones where a hot girl is on the toilet but you can see it coming out, like when they lean forward and are filmed from the back. if anyone has any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush.

Oh, it shows, Joyce

I don't find this even mildly arousing but I'm at 2:00. What's wrong with me? You made me this way.

It'll slowly develop. Curiousity is key.

It's more comedy than porn

mods doing a fine job as per usual

Besides her trying the one time I have yet to see it happen, unfortunately she's shy about that stuff so although she is willing to do it and doesn't judge me, it has been difficult to get it going. We talk about it openly now though and we will get there eventually!

All I can say is that if you are in a serious relationship with someone who loves you, just tell them. Based on my girlfriend's reaction it's not the worst thing to be into. Being able to open up to her about it alone was worth it. I feel closer to her now that I've been able to get it off my chest. Manipulating your girlfriend to do it is not the way to go about it (contrary to what I've seen others say). Just be honest and open and tell her she doesn't need to do it for you but that if she does it would make you happy and be a huge turn on. The other advice I would give is that most girls just want you to adore them. It may take a while for them to get it but once they really understand that they look so amazingly hot and sexy when they poop (in your eyes) they will like doing it. I'm not quite there but I know my gf loves when she can turn me on and once she poops in front of me a couple times and realizes the things she's embarrassed about are part of the turn on she will love it. Anyway, just thought I'd share. I would love to hear anyone's personal stories too, I LOVE those threads but they always get only a few replies.

>Adele will never fart on you

why live?

That's why I made 2 accounts. I occasionally watch blackhead/pimple popping videos as well as cracking joints videos. I sometimes have friends over and my pc is linked to the tv so we could watch movies or online videos. Long story short, I had friends over and they all saw my front page filled with Dr sandra lee type shit and other related content

It's like a taboo because most grills refuse to fart in front of guys. I had a gf a while back that I gave a dutch oven one morning. She took it well as usual just giving me the "what the fuck gross" deal, then when I relaxed and was watching TV she returned the favor like tenfold. It was a raunchy, stinky, long wet fart that she pulled the covers over me on.

I had never been more aroused. Miss you Kara.