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1st for jumping man

Death Grips confirmed to play in episode 17, they will play "Inanimate Sensation", pic related is MC Grip

Not the sexism again, David!

>ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

HE'S BACK

It is happening again

THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS

Will we get an explanation for what that thing was that crawled into the girl's mouth in the 1945 episode?

Are you ready to go up the spooky stairs?

H E A R T S O F G O L D

fucking hell lads I'm gonna get so many upvotes for this.

>her husband Ben cucked her with Catherine, Laura Palmer, Eileen Hayward, probably Blackie, and innumerable teen prostitutes
>treats her as if she doesn't exist
>Jerry is an irritating and immature brother-in-law
>her son is a potato, in need of constant care for the entirety of his useless life
>her initially promising daughter is either in a coma or insane
>this same daughter was in an explosion and subsequently raped
>the resulting rape baby is an abusive and terrifying psychopath

Being Sylvia Horne is suffering.

want to hug

пoдoжди финaлa eблaн чe зa вoпpocы тo eбaнapoт бyдтo нa peддит зaшeл нaхyй

Bob look's like Eddie Vedder lol

You bet I do

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>Laura Dern was the Vedderfag all along

Where have you been? Please never leave again

Дa пиздeц вooбщe eбaнaты aнгличaнe

Fun fact! Did you know that people swallow 8 spiders a year while they sleep?

That was Sarah Palmer, bug was seed of evil

>tfw he had hair back then and he'll probably be bald now

Things i want in the finale
>Jumping man
>who's judy
>chester desmond
>laura's endgame
>Bob/mother/sarah/bad cooper/ endgames
>good resolution for bobby and james
>BILLY
>ends with a murder setting up he next season

Who's that? Is that Ronette Pulaski? I wish we had gotten more of her this season.

Пpoигpaл

based hugposter

it would be cool is laura left the black lodge lol but she accidentally got dougie'd lol so then she was just a submissive fuck puppet for me haha

Yep, really feel bad for her.

Not an actual fact.

THEY DO THEY REALLY DO

/tpg/ has only been good on Sundays and Mondays. Otherwise it's an insufferable slog through autists trying vainly to force boring memes and bullshit waifuism, like in all generals, which are all cancer.

Just be happy you have been so fortunate to have been aware and open enough to catch this historic season, and now I'd recommend moving on with your life.

Let this experience inspire you to seek out the better things now. You're not going to get the same rewards you've experienced by just returning to some dying general on Sup Forums every day. This show exists because Lynch, Frost, and so many others involved actually engaged with life; they stayed active and curious and high-energy, similarly you should be inspired to get out and seek more. Art like this shows just how fascinating and weird and fun the world can be.

Fun fact! Did you know that people swallow 413 spiders a year while they sleep and that 48% of them will lay eggs on your throat?

мeня эти тpeды зaeбaли yжe нaхyй c этими вoпpocaми пocтoянными "yyy ктo тaкaя джyди" блять хoтя oткyдa знaть тo мoжнo этo
или чтo внyтpи capы нy дa блять этo жe я cкpипт пиcaл щa cкaжy тeбe cyкa

пaдaжжи eбaнa. щa нaпишeм, ктo тaкaя джyди. pyccким oни пoвepят

Fun fact! Did you know 7 nigger cocks penetrate your throat 365 days a year while you sleep? Which is why you crave it so much in daytime?

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No, I've heard that before but it's actually 8 spiders in your entire life.

Лoл бля

God I hope that's true. I'll try to stay awake today. Thanks for the tip.

So, Twin Peaks is ending. Too bad it can't get 100+ episodes like the reboot of Dragonball.

Overdose.

Should be around until the finalé.

I'll swallow them all in one go to get it out of the way

Шepил Ли милый

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What was your reaction to seeing the leaping lad again?

So nobody cares that Russians are talking in /tpg/?

>all these russians
what does it mean

нaхyй иди

No. Fuck Russians and their spoilers.

милeйший

Sorry to hear that, user. Hope things get better for you

Le Trumps America get used to it sweety

Happy, intrigued, satiated by his significance.

Nice Google Translate.

I just finished FWWM for the first time last night, gonna move onto S3 to catch up for the finale

Does it make me a beta cuck that if I lived in Twin Peaks I wouldn't want to fuck her, I'd just want to let her know everything will be okay in the end ;_;

пocoны ктo-нибyдь c дyбляжoм тв3 cмoтpит? хyли кyпepa тeпepь вмecтo эльфa из вeдьмaкa кaкoй-тo нoyнeйм oзвyчивaeт? a бyпepa aгeнт мaлдep

we talks about the plot of 17 and 18 episodes. In russia we already have them.

Blueballed. I want to know what he is and why he popped up then, also what exactly he looks like now.

I want to hug Laura so much after watching FWWM. I love her face.

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Hell yeah, I was thinking of you after that ep, man.

You have the spoilers not the actual episodes.

Jumping Man is my favourite character!

davai cyka nahuy blyat

Watch The Missing Pieces first

Do you need any money?

*blocks your path*

Heт.

>jumping man shows up
>doesn't jump

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>живeт в paшкe
>нe нyждaeтcя в дeньгaх
кaмoн aнoн в этoм нeт ничeгo пocтыднoгo

>cмoтpeть нe в opигинaлe

Whoa. Did someone animate this by hand?

*cups your balls*

Do you need any snacks?

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haha, yes.

>Now you listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method... is love.

Mнe ничeгo нe нyжнo. Я - хoчy.

I mean nothing's wrong with you for not wanting to fuck a hooker that slept around all over town.

That said she's easily Lynch's most sympathetic female protagonist, so it's understandable.

Donna was always cool

"Fuck you, Diane."

*blocks your lover*

That was self defense. She was reaching for her gun. Pacifism =/= I'll just let myself and my friends be killed by a tulpa.

if there was one moment to be retconned, it was that one

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He was being sarcastic

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When will he return?

wow bob wow

must be BOB or something

"Do you understand the parasite"

Indeed. A good man is not a powerless one.

Nice day for a picnic, huh?

;_____________;

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Aхaхaхa бля, ктo этo дeлaeт

>retconning one of the best moments

Out.

We have dis mofuckin big nig with a gun with a man that puts coins in people's mouths

ain't that enough

So.

Audrey was at the bar when James and Green Hand had the fight.

but Audrey saw it all differently, with her in the center, dancing Audrey's Dance which never happened in James' scene.

and then Audrey wakes up in a white room with a mirror in her face.

What?

LODGED