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my aunt-wife edition

Jonerys is endgame, and Cersei is a cunt.

cute

Faith millitant are based. Shame they made them into an evil cult in the show rather than a justified response to noble autism

fuck off got tourist
>>>/reddit/

agghhh..

cersei's cunt is endgame

Why do I love Lucas Codd so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Lucas Codd isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him raping through the Shield Islands, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the hall at Lord Hewett's Town, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Pyke under the the name of "Codd Liver Oil." The very nature of Lucas Codd is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Lucas Codd is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Lucas Codd is not one that is easily penetrated. Lucas Codd is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Lucas Codd is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of oil, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Lucas Codd. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Lucas Codd is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Lucas Codd, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Lucas Codd, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Lucas Codd so much.

Do you think audiences are more cynical now thanks to GoT?

Do you think something like LotR, a story that is about hope and perseverance, would resonate as much with todays audiences?

it is "The War for Cercei's Cunt" after all

But seriously look at this shit. Who OKed this?

>Jonerys is endgame,

Dany will die.

Apples to oranges.

Lord of the Rings is a heroic epic, Game of Thrones is a drama

Why is the top of his head so wide?

how do they make nikolaj appear as he has 1 hand? does he wear a green glove and get it cgi'd out?

No. GoT is just smut and people are okay with that.

Euron is going to abort Cersei's baby with his 12 inch cock, screencap this post

Remember when the Lannisters had golden blond hair?

He probably just holds a pole attached to the prop hand and has a longer sleeve on that side.

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>I kept my promise

They chopped it off for real though bro

I don't know why but this still makes me laugh every time.

Here's hoping her haunted cunt miscarries Jamies 4th incest bastard.

BARATHEONS A BEST

Shows have gotten more eager to kill off characters in bloody ways since showfags love that even if it makes no sense. An example is frontier it tries too hard to be GoT with people being betrayed and stabbed and everyone being comically ruthless

nice

Wanna bet, if one dies, it'll be Jon? Nigga already died once, he already belongs to the world of the dead. Maybe Melisandre's last act is to revive him again.

aghhh...i will have no burnings......pray haaaaaAAAGGGGHHHHHHGGGHHHHHAAAAHH

Gotchu

>didn't tell Aejon about his muthah
lol no you didnt

So considering it took the White Walkers 7 seasons to get to the wall, the next season should span the course of about 4-8 years while they move to winterfell and the south, right? Unless Blue Eyes White Dragon gives them +100 movement speed aura

>the walls of winterfell can be breached with a stepladder

Is my dude going to survive the series?

That wasn't part of the promise

why are their children dark souls phantoms?

he will be the one to land the kill on the Night King, so if that doesnt kill him, Jaime has a shot

No, but neither will Jon Dany or Bran so who cares

Name one (1) thing she did wrong

Friendly reminder that the first 15 minutes of Season 6 Episode 10 had the best soundtrack in the entire show.

>Lady Shansha, I believe you lied under oath when you said your aunt Lysa jumped through the Moon door? Does this not matter?
>Ah, I shuppoze we are taking a crippled boy's dreams as facts, then? Should all trials be settled this way?
>Do great deeds not weigh in on my innocence? Saving you from the Lannisters, returning you to your seat in Winterfell, saving your brother and bringing the Vale into your service. A fair trial is the least you can offer me.
>No? Very well. I shall demand trial by combat.
>Not even that? Fine, then the Night's Watch will serve me well enough, with the dead on the way you need every man you can spare.
>You wish to kill me right here? Are you forgetting about the gods? You cannot kill a guest under your roof, you'd be no better than your family's killers.
>You don't care about that? Very well, but you are a Stark, my lady. I shall not accept accept your sentence if you are not the one to look me in the eye and take my life yourself.
>Or, whatever, just have the goblin bitch mutilate my throat with my dagger. Then burn my body.
>Or just leave my corpse on the floor. I shuppoze that would be acceptable as well.

littlefinger's last words were really long, man

Yeah. My favorite thing about s7 is that Jamies looks like the JUST guy 100% of the time now.

They're both dying.

only if he bends the knee

Has Jamie only ever fucked Cersei?

Signing a contact with a no tits clause.

who would fight for him in a trial by combat?

>beric teaches everyone the flaming sword ability

would make sense or can only r'hllor followers do it

>you have to protect him!
>lets him join the night's watch
wew

Only the reincarnation of Azor Ahai can do it.

His wife was nagging him.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>Nail 163 random people to trees to send a message
>Incinerate another random guy to send a message
>Kill enemy leaders during a diplomatic meeting
>Oversee a dothraki tribe as it pillages and rapes the countryside
And people still think she's the good guy.

Meanwhile Jamie pushes one boy out of a window and people still think he's evil 7 seasons later

this nig gon die before cersei and NK. pretty much set him up to job to theon.

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for some reason I think D&D will kill him in some heroic way

Loser leaves Sup Forums, FOREVER!

t. cockless coward

yup.

>season 8 in 2019

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

More often than not the people she's executed have been slave owners. It doesn't excuse her using the Dothraki but you see why normies fall for her.

There's always a yin & yang to it. A lot of people feel cynical about the world atm. If there's some shift, or if a well-done show comes along that pushes unironic hope and is actually popular, the mood will shift with it. Game of Thrones didn't cause a shift in cynicism, it's just a sign of it. Look at the most popular shows of the last decade and a half.

Fuck me that was actually really.

No she won't, she'll YAAAAAAAAAAS QWEEN the NK after Jon sacrifices himself.

shouldn't have killed 163 slaves
fuck that guy
them those eye liner faggots
not one rape has occurred
meanwhile jaime rapes his sister every night

*good

what a loyal nigga

It really did. It almost didn't feel like it fit the show for a sec, now it's a fucking classic. Idk if that sequence would have worked half as well without it.

enslaving brown people barely even counts.

>leaving
>Sup Forums
>ever
Ah fresh blood.

>Be noble in Mereen
>Slavery is your culture since time immemorial
>Some other nobles are assholes to their slaves but you treat yours generally okay
>Suddenly some westerosi slut shows up
>She nails you to a cross to die an agonizing death for no reason
but at least she ended slavery.. kind of.

It's all wrong
By rights we shouldn't even be here.
But we are.
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.
The ones that really mattered.
Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn't want to know the end.
Because how could the end be happy.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened.
But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow.
Even darkness must pass.
A new day will come.
And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you.
That meant something.
Even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
I know now.
Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t.
Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.
idk I think things like this will always be around and people are always looking for hope

what that. The Sept of Baelor scene?

Yes

Alright guys, challenge: you have to choose 4 characters and only 4 characters to survive the ending. Everyone else with a name dies.

I'll start

Dany and Jon bc cute
Bronn and Aizor Jaime

Harder than I thought desu

how does Sup Forums "haze" new users?

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kys

Jon and Dany also, but I'm not delusional, they won't really get a happy ending. ;_;

I also want meme dwarf and Davos to survive.

Yeah Euron is going to live long enough to spike Cersei's drink with abortion juice so Dany isn't accused of killing a pregnant woman.

By telling you to kill yourself faggot.

Bronn, Brienne, Jaime, and Podrick FOOKING Payne

meera
varys
theon
jaime

jaime bronn tyrion and jon

Hot Pie, Arya, Radmure and Stannis.

>brienne
Y though

Jon because he's earned it for the most part, plot armor moments aside
Sam and Gilly because I'm a sucker for cute chubmen couples
Bronn because he's so even keeled compared to everyone else

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Jaime is a good dude, but he's done enough bad shit that his redemption has to come with this death

fetish for severed bodyparts?

Game of Thrones will be forgotten in 10 years.

It is purely built on SHOCKING moments like the Red Wedding. Nobody is praising it for good storytelling, writing or acting like they do with other HBOs such as Sopranos, The Wire, even Oz.

Pretty good list

People are critical of the show because when it started it was completely different.

Westeros felt alive with all the houses and lords and peasants whereas now every scene only contains the few main characters. Actions in the show used to carry weight and set motion events that escalated seasons later. Killing some dude actually had consequences.

The characters before had depth and legit growth but all their scenes now are pointless fan service and hero worship.

No one would complain about GoT being just about epic battles, tropey characters and one liners if the show was like that since the beginning.

Dany, Jon, Davos and Jaime

Stannis, Davos, Euron, Jaime.

I ship Jamie and Brienne, sue me

Dany, Jon, Jaime, Tyrion.
Dany and Jon's daughter doesn't count

Dany, Dany, Dany, and Dany

Game of thrones has excellent production quality and a lot of outstanding acting. Even if autists like you don't like the plot, it's going to be popular for a long time.

Stannis