10/10 chad who asks every girl out

>10/10 chad who asks every girl out
>always gets rejected
what sort of butthurt manlet wrote this

>Chad
What? Johnny's a manchild, not a Chad. His body and looks are fantastic but he's a literal child. He has more in common with the average Sup Forums user than a Chad.

Chad is entirely in the personality, being a dominating alpha male. Johnny is a beta male on steroids.

so he is a /fit/ user?

>asks every roastie he sees out
>gets constantly rejected
>literally never affects his outlook or confidence

Admit it, Johnny is alpha as fuck. Some beta wrote this to try and ignore the obvious fact that Johnny IRL would be pounding pussy 24/7.

Asks them out using pick-up lines he got out of some book, not by being a manly dude. The only person who thinks chicks literally go for a meatsicle with a malignant brain tumor is the kind sitting on this site who's never touched one.

>got out of some book
>implying Johnny Bravo reads

I maintain that everything Johnny said is genuinely his 100% raw mental output.

>height: 5'9
but he was a manlet user.

>Chad is entirely in the personality, being a dominating alpha male.
It's hilarious that the (((people))) who say shit like this are anything but.

In reality a guy like Johnny would be swimming in pussy. Was this cartoon made to scare white boys from acting alpha and instead pursuing effeminacy?

This is the guy you think should be slamming puss on the daily?

>The Chad dress-wear
>Allows skirt to blow up to allow his massive penis and testicles to be freely visible to fertile females within the nearby vicinity

Yeah

>modern Sup Forums is too dumb to understand even Johnny Bravo

>roastie

Back to

>thinks roastie was a term invented by Sup Forums
How new can you possibly be?

Wrong board dumbass

desu all i got from the show as a kid is that johnny's done nothing wrong and girls would hit him like crazy.
like, he'd just say "hey there baby" and she'd body slam him like he brushed his teeth with rape paste

if anything the guy who wrote this was woke as fuck about nth wave feminism

McFuckingkillyourself

Difference between who invented it and what board actually frequently uses it and popularized it.

Just because someone on /r9k/ made a thread once bitching about roasties doesn't mean it's a Sup Forums word. That's like saying it's a Sup Forums word now because you saw it here, just shut the fuck up.

Why can't we rangeban anyone that visited reddit? It would get rid of retarded faggots like this

>Trying to derail from the fact that he can't argue with Johnny being a 25/8 pussy slayer

Literally a virgin.

>skipping leg day

It's irony user

Best girl was a loli anyway

Fuck you taking about, he gets furry pussy constantly

Johnny is alpha primate, attracts inteligent women, to bear inteligent and good looking progeny.

Yeah it's The jeewwwwwwws right?

That kind of behavior would only work with slutty trash in The first place, Not with proper girls

>intelligent people
>xbox

>that one time Johnny dated the deer
>that one time Johnny fucked the werewolf girl
This show was ahead of its time

>retards here is soo meme worshipers that forget Johnny was a skinny kid that Goes full /fit/ to get women.

Is the only one that get it

It was the 360 era. Also fuck you, there's nothing wrong with xbox.

Those two and the spy were the only women who likes him right? Actually maybe the spy was just using him, I don't recall.

you beta /fit/ faggots are so obnoxious. lifting weights is for homosexuals and being an overly aggressive punk isn't alpha. it makes you a punk who can't handle real life

>t. Joss Whedon's failed cloning experiment

All that you are missing is HeforShe tattoo on your buttcheeks.

Delet this!

Would it surprise you to learn seth mcfarlane had something to do with this show? Me too, because johnny bravo was actually pretty good. But I'm guessing it's due to the influence of guys like him who can't get a girl without being rich first because they're so obnoxious.

However yeah it doesn't matter when you look like johnny so that part is bullshit.

Xbox is chad's console, Playstation is for weebs and niggers. I am not even kidding

>he doesnt know

Doesn't the cartoon imply he actually does get dates in between episodes where he fucks up? I'm pretty sure there are a couple episodes where a girl says yes too.

...

>>Chad is entirely in the personality, being a dominating alpha male.
chads are not alpha

women want sex from good looking men and care about personality only they want more sex from the guy

>only
only if

Lifting weights is for Olympics athletes and homosexuals you don't need a gym membership to be fit and past a certain point muscles become obnoxious

Confidence comes from learning to love the smell of your own farts

lmfao

weak numale detected

lol

the irony of you calling other men faggots. There are not many things more manly than lifting weights and combat sports

that's not a mick, that's a fucking kike

thanks for killing my favourite show and then resurrecting it you piece of cunt

I think he once bought a slav girlfriend or something, she liked him but was also ugly and overweight

>There are not many things more manly than lifting weights and combat sports
By your logic, those things would probably be
>suck cock
and
>getting fucked in the arse

don't forget the little red headed girl that likes him

Yes

Would be great, we would get way less Sup Forums virgin manbabies crying about literally everything, who cross post on r/Donald

/thread

>dein Platz oder meiner
Literal translation, also wrong in this contex
Use "zu mir oder zu dir?"

robert pattinson is literally the fucking ultimate chad. gorgeous and doesnt give a single fuck, which makes women immediately drawn to him

gook moot needs that leaky faucet drip of ad revenue, bans dont extend beyond 3 days unless you post child porn, and even then, ips can be cycled so fucking easily these days.

these episodes were some of the first times i got turned on. im not a furry but fuck there was just something about them

t.roastie

t. Virgin manbaby

What was this guy end game?

This was the most creepiest cartoon eve.
tfw i din't realize it and watched it...
I'm damaged for life

Damn, really made me think.

But no seriously I agree, Johnny literally did nothing wrong.